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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Danaru posted:

There were people who didn't sever after the child porn stuff came out, but being raped was enough to make them cut ties?

I think the implication was that since he was only COERCED into sex he didn't want rather than actually being physically forced, that means he was totally into it

I don't think that should make you cut ties with someone either of course

Maybe it's because the guys in question were Nazis? (I dunno maybe they weren't, he just called them "the white crew")

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

loquacius posted:

I think the implication was that since he was only COERCED into sex he didn't want rather than actually being physically forced, that means he was totally into it

I've definitely met people with that attitude (even in cases of forcible rape) where they are disgusted that they "let" that happen to them. They always go on about how they'd have died before they let it happen etc. My reading was definitely that they were this extreme anti-gay stereotype.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Danaru posted:

There were people who didn't sever after the child porn stuff came out, but being raped was enough to make them cut ties?

This doesn't shock me one bit, especially if the anonymous goon is from a very Christian community. My wife grew up in a place like that and a girl was blacklisted for being raped in college, since she derailed the football career of a very promising QB. Lots of "she wanted it, then lied" or "she just wants money" or "he's so handsome, why would he rape someone when he could have any girl he wanted?". And that's coming from men and women in the community.

Meanwhile, all was forgiven for the local restaurant owner who was caught having sex with 2 underage girls. It was his wife's fault - she never made herself available to him for sex.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Non anonymous confession/rant:

Today for the first time of my life I honestly wished for a small kid to get ill.

Some background:
The GF and do not have and do not plan any kids. However, we both get along really well with kids and both have godchildren. In fact, aside from her grandma I am the only person who babysits my goddaughter. Her parents have always trusted me with her and I started babysitting when she was 8 months old and have been doing it regularly (she's now 20 months old), so I am not an idiot around kids, I can change nappies, I know how and when to feed them, I know what to look out for etc. I am no dad, but I know what I am doing.

Today we were invited to a meetup of some of my GF friends, 4 mums with kids between 4 years and 18 months old. Since they are all on parental leave, we and 3 others were the only ones to have to take a day off. Nobody even asked, it was just assumed meeting on a Friday for a full day, somewhere 1.5 hours of driving away from us was normal. We said nothing and just took a day off.
Unfortunately, the son of a couple we know and who were supposed to be driving out there taking us with them got sick yesterday, he drank juice, then vomited and had a bit of diarrhea. They kindly offered to let us borrow their car if he wasn't better this morning. So we went over today and while he was a lot better (no more puking, no diarrhea, happy kid bouncing around, eating well) they still decided to stay at home and let us have the car. So we went in and had a cup of coffee together before taking the car key. We even made a point of not lifting the kid up or getting too close, just in case, because we knew we were going somewhere with other kids.

Now, I am a level headed guy, if you ask me whether it is "a good idea to go in there with the ill kid around, and then you go see other kids", I'll say my part, such as "don't worry, he is actually fit, he is running around and eating, plus we made a point of avoiding him just in case" - "You still don't want us to come? Are you sure, I think that's a bit overcareful but if you say so, see you next time"

But when my GF's phone suddenly rang, it was one of those other mums and the conversation literally went like this:
"Hi, we were just wondering, are you with them now?"
- Yeah, why we had a coffee and are leaving no..."
"Are you stupid or what?! A's son starts preschool on Monday!"

This was on speaker. My GF and the parents of the "ill" kid where flabberghasted and all I could do to not start yelling obscenities was answer: "You know what I'll just go to work" and hung up on them immediately.

They literally accused us of being morons ("Spinnt ihr?", this conversation took place in German) and it was a straight up insult, no jokes, no nothing.
These are all helicopter mums, and I let it slide so far ("You are making spicy Ketchup for the BBQ? Make sure it doesn't have peanuts or walnuts, Fabian is allergic to those." - "Don't worry, no nuts in there but even if, no need to worry, this sauce is ment for the adults only, it has chili in it, your 18 month old son is not supposed to go near it?!" - "Well make sure anyway!" She is also not breastfeeding him, so that's not a problem either).

But today I just had enough. They have all known us for years and they know we are not careless or naive when it comes to this.
I honestly hope her son goes to preschool next Monday and catches one of those harmless but annoying colds immediately. "Uhh are you stupid or what? You let him go into a house full of other kids that constantly have the sniffles?"

Seriously, my goddaughter throws up "all the time". The "ill" kid is her age and he threw up ONCE yesterday after drinking juice. And you call me stupid for entering the house? Sorry I didn't have a hazmat suit ready.

tl;dr: helicopter mum calls me a moron for almost infecting her kid with the bubonic plague, I want her son to die for her sins

Sorry, I had to get this out of my system.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

hmm yes I totally believe that you did all of that while sleeping, sleepwalk goon

It's ok to be gay my man

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

bradzilla posted:

hmm yes I totally believe that you did all of that while sleeping, sleepwalk goon

It's ok to be gay my man

That one mentioned a boyfriend so it's not a closet thing

I assumed it was a girl myself but either way not a denial issue

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
It's ok to be gay, just be the best gay you can be, goon

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


quote:

My point is I've started drinking to cope with it. It started with a beer at lunch, and I discovered I could just coast through the afternoon feeling pretty good. That pretty quickly wore off.

I have a flask I take to work every day, I usually finish it over the course of a day. I'll also have a drink before work, usually a margarita or hard apple cider; something vaguely fruity so I don't feel like a complete Alkie.

Throw in a few drinks over lunch. Then when I get home I'm usually feeling okay, but I might have 3-4 beers over the course of a night.

I'm a recovered alcoholic. I've been in the exact same position as you. Hated my job, drank beer to cope, moved on to liquor. Drank vodka energy drinks in the morning instead of coffee, drank from a flask at work, and drank 3-4 beers at home. I drank far more than 3-4 beers per night, and I assume you do too. We drunks are all liars.
My advice for now is to quit the hard liquor during work hours. Drink a beer if you must, in order to ease the fogginess and irritability, but leave the flask at home.
If it truly is your job which is making you feel as though you have to drink, loving get a new one.
If you find yourself falling back into old habits then, as loquacius likes to say, :therapy:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Hopper posted:

Non anonymous confession/rant:

Today for the first time of my life I honestly wished for a small kid to get ill.

Some background:
The GF and do not have and do not plan any kids. However, we both get along really well with kids and both have godchildren. In fact, aside from her grandma I am the only person who babysits my goddaughter. Her parents have always trusted me with her and I started babysitting when she was 8 months old and have been doing it regularly (she's now 20 months old), so I am not an idiot around kids, I can change nappies, I know how and when to feed them, I know what to look out for etc. I am no dad, but I know what I am doing.

Today we were invited to a meetup of some of my GF friends, 4 mums with kids between 4 years and 18 months old. Since they are all on parental leave, we and 3 others were the only ones to have to take a day off. Nobody even asked, it was just assumed meeting on a Friday for a full day, somewhere 1.5 hours of driving away from us was normal. We said nothing and just took a day off.
Unfortunately, the son of a couple we know and who were supposed to be driving out there taking us with them got sick yesterday, he drank juice, then vomited and had a bit of diarrhea. They kindly offered to let us borrow their car if he wasn't better this morning. So we went over today and while he was a lot better (no more puking, no diarrhea, happy kid bouncing around, eating well) they still decided to stay at home and let us have the car. So we went in and had a cup of coffee together before taking the car key. We even made a point of not lifting the kid up or getting too close, just in case, because we knew we were going somewhere with other kids.

Now, I am a level headed guy, if you ask me whether it is "a good idea to go in there with the ill kid around, and then you go see other kids", I'll say my part, such as "don't worry, he is actually fit, he is running around and eating, plus we made a point of avoiding him just in case" - "You still don't want us to come? Are you sure, I think that's a bit overcareful but if you say so, see you next time"

But when my GF's phone suddenly rang, it was one of those other mums and the conversation literally went like this:
"Hi, we were just wondering, are you with them now?"
- Yeah, why we had a coffee and are leaving no..."
"Are you stupid or what?! A's son starts preschool on Monday!"

This was on speaker. My GF and the parents of the "ill" kid where flabberghasted and all I could do to not start yelling obscenities was answer: "You know what I'll just go to work" and hung up on them immediately.

They literally accused us of being morons ("Spinnt ihr?", this conversation took place in German) and it was a straight up insult, no jokes, no nothing.
These are all helicopter mums, and I let it slide so far ("You are making spicy Ketchup for the BBQ? Make sure it doesn't have peanuts or walnuts, Fabian is allergic to those." - "Don't worry, no nuts in there but even if, no need to worry, this sauce is ment for the adults only, it has chili in it, your 18 month old son is not supposed to go near it?!" - "Well make sure anyway!" She is also not breastfeeding him, so that's not a problem either).

But today I just had enough. They have all known us for years and they know we are not careless or naive when it comes to this.
I honestly hope her son goes to preschool next Monday and catches one of those harmless but annoying colds immediately. "Uhh are you stupid or what? You let him go into a house full of other kids that constantly have the sniffles?"

Seriously, my goddaughter throws up "all the time". The "ill" kid is her age and he threw up ONCE yesterday after drinking juice. And you call me stupid for entering the house? Sorry I didn't have a hazmat suit ready.

tl;dr: helicopter mum calls me a moron for almost infecting her kid with the bubonic plague, I want her son to die for her sins

Sorry, I had to get this out of my system.

A fleeting thought of ill will towards a kid doesn't usually cause most people a second thought. You've got a good heart Hopper.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

So, I have a much bigger sex drive than my girlfriend. Like, we'll have sex, and I'll still be really hard. Any foreplay doesn't help. I feel self-conscious jacking it next to her. Like, what the gently caress is wrong with me? why am I always horny? This is an issue, and it's affecting my relationship/.

This seems like a really embarrassing problem to go to a doctor with but if it's that big of an issue that's the first thing that comes to mind :shrug:

quote:

Hey,

This is a response to newfound alkie confessor:

loving QUIT IT

Don't be me.

I'm dying.  Seriously.  Not like "we are all dying," no shithead I am really ACTUALLY LITERALLY dying.

Stop jumping into a bottle to solve your problems.  You know what cirrhosis is?  "Ah that thing old hobos get," right?  Nope.  Turns out that can happen to you in your loving thirties.  (as for why it happened to me that's my business and i've had plenty of time to reflect on my poor decisions)

They tell you all about cirrhosis but don't tell you about the rest of it.

Google "ascites."  You've got that to look forward to.  And kidney failure.  Encephalitis.  Pancreatitis.

A basic inability to loving process sodium effectively.  Sodium.  SALT.  It's in EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU CAN'T EAT IT OR YOU WILL DIE FASTER

Oh yeah you have these big honkin veins in your throat and they will one day burst because your body can't handle what you're doing to it.  That might be how your lights go out.  Choking on your own blood in between bouts of vomitting while doctors and nurses do their best to haha never mind when that happens it's game loving over man whether you're in a decent ER or at home in bed.  Lights out.  You're gone.  Say hi to your childhood dog and make sure you tell grandma you died because you were a big fat idiot who drank himself to death

I'm dying.  But you don't have to, not yet.  You just need to do one thing.  Quit loving drinking at work, and indeed at all.

also yeah everyone knows you're drinking you colossal dumb waste of space it doesn't matter if you're downing Redds ciders or maragritas or other fruity poo poo, it smells like booze all the same

jesus christ you're not even an overworked japanese salaryman or a guy who walked in on his wife getting nailed by his best friend you have no reason to do this you dumb ape STOP IT

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
I don't know what a doctor could do honestly. Like usually they deal with the opposite problem and have pills they can prescribe, but how do you even treat a guy who has a permaboner? I guess there are drugs you can give that suppress sex drive like antidepressants but that would probably just give him new problems to deal with. Probably the only thing you can do is just jerk it more or find someone else that is OK with your "problem".

also I second the alcohol confession and don't really know why it's anonymous because it's all pretty reasonable+true. You're going to be fine for a long time with drinking, but you'll eventually cross a line and there's no coming back from it. Whatever your current problems are they pale in comparison to what is waiting for you if you cross that line.

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


quote:

I'm dying.  Seriously.  Not like "we are all dying," no shithead I am really ACTUALLY LITERALLY dying.

Stop jumping into a bottle to solve your problems.  You know what cirrhosis is?  "Ah that thing old hobos get," right?  Nope.  Turns out that can happen to you in your loving thirties.  (as for why it happened to me that's my business and i've had plenty of time to reflect on my poor decisions)

They tell you all about cirrhosis but don't tell you about the rest of it.

Google "ascites."  You've got that to look forward to.  And kidney failure.  Encephalitis.  Pancreatitis.

A basic inability to loving process sodium effectively.  Sodium.  SALT.  It's in EVERYTHING AND NOW YOU CAN'T EAT IT OR YOU WILL DIE FASTER

I fail to see why this had to be an anonymous confession.
Do you really think the goon who posted about his/her work drinking doesn't already know about the health issues involved with it?
Besides, most bodily harm due to alcoholism comes after years and years of heavy drinking. The liver is a tough little fucker, and can withstand a hell of a lot more than a flask every day. Especially if the original anon is young. And to the original anon - this is not a suggestion to continue your routine.
Anyway buddy, I'm sorry you're dying, but come on:

quote:

you colossal dumb waste of space
How is saying something like that beneficial at all? Especially to someone who recognizes that they have a problem and probably wants help? I agree with you that everyone around them knows they are drinking, but what the gently caress?

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there
I think the point was that's it's a slippery slope. I'm sure dying guy was a flask-a-day at some point.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

InevitableCheese posted:

I think the point was that's it's a slippery slope. I'm sure dying guy was a flask-a-day at some point.

Exactly. Once you get the idea in your head that you are an exception because you have been drunk every day for years and nothing bad has happened, you'll keep pushing the envelope and eventually permanently gently caress yourself up.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't know what a doctor could do honestly. Like usually they deal with the opposite problem and have pills they can prescribe, but how do you even treat a guy who has a permaboner? I guess there are drugs you can give that suppress sex drive like antidepressants but that would probably just give him new problems to deal with. Probably the only thing you can do is just jerk it more or find someone else that is OK with your "problem".

Priaprism is treated by using a syringe to extract excess blood from the dong. Just think about that if you're getting too horny.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Apply ice to your boner.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

They military issues saltpeter to prevent boners....

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Watch baseball

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

got any sevens posted:

Watch baseball

Baseball has a lot of rear end slapping

Kim Jong ill
Jul 28, 2010

NORTH KOREA IS ONLY KOREA.
Jesus Christ horny goon, just keep jacking off next to your girlfriend. So what if you're hornier than her? How is this a bad thing other than simple not fitting some abitrary definition of 'normal'. In my last relationship I'd do this pretty often as I had a higher sex drive than my partner. She'd egg me on/talk dirty/touch me to help get me off, if your girlfriend is actually worth being with I'm sure she will too.

This is absolutely something you shouldn't be self conscious or embarrassed about. Enjoy the sex with her, enjoy masturbating after.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

I wasn't able to post this morning because of travel stuff, and just got back to my apartment to find that the person who sent in both of the next two confessions in the queue had sent in another asking me not to post them. Made it just under the wire!

quote:

I can't help myself, I am a serial pisser.

About 7 or 8 years ago in college a friend and I both were pretty trashed and we stumbled into this bar in our college town. We had been going pretty hard prior to this so after another drink or two we really needed to take a leak. The line to the bathroom was so long to a one toilet bathroom we decided we would just go in together. As soon as the door opened and we could go in we split up. I dropped my fly and let a fountain flow right into the sink as he filled up the toilet. This was the day it all started. Why must we limit ourselves to always pissing in a toilet?

Every time I drink I piss into any container I can find. At a poo poo bar with nothing but a urinal, a sink, and a trashcan? I'll fill that trashcan to the brim. Bag or no bag, that sucker is full by the time I leave the bar. I know some kid at the end of the night is dragging that out to the curb but I can't stop it. A few nights ago I was at a bar and they had a burnt out candle in the bathroom. I drained a full leak straight into it. Sometimes if I'm really hammered I don't constrain myself to the bathroom. There have been a couple times where I'll just make sure I'm close enough to the bar that no one can see me, I'll unzip, and just piss for a few second right there on the underside of the bar. So far no one has noticed. If someone invites me to a house party I'll dig around their bathroom to find something to piss into. I've pissed in toothbrush holders, listerine bottles, shampoo and conditioner, loofas, and one time I pissed in a retainer case.

My proudest pissing moment was a few years ago on New Years. I was invited to a friends party in a swanky apartment. After midnight basically everyone was blitzed and I excused myself to the bathroom. The bathroom had about a dozen red solo cups just laying around half full. I topped them all off, and then proceeded to knock each one over, watching as the piss poured across the tile floor of the bathroom and soaked into the bath mats. I can only imagine the next morning as they came into the bathroom the next morning and had to confront the smell and damp.

I guess I kind of want to stop this. I know it's wrong, and it's lovely to do to people, but when I'm letting my golden nectar flow I can't control myself. I guess next time you have a party, or some guy takes forever in the bathroom ahead of you at bar, think of me.

That's really gross and super lovely of you to do to someone and you should probably have been able to figure that out when you found yourself doing it compulsively to someone you liked

but you knew that already

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Next stop is golden showers. That man is too far gone on the piss train.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

We Know Catheters posted:

Next stop is golden showers. That man is too far gone on the piss train.

Yeah idk pee on him and see if he gets a boner. :shrug:

Incoherence
May 22, 2004

POYO AND TEAR
I feel like it's not normal to piss a gallon at a time, pissgoon.

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy
Sleepwalkgoon: if you like the idea of being a subconscious slut maybe become a conscious one? I dunno sounds like a plan to me

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

InevitableCheese posted:

I think the point was that's it's a slippery slope. I'm sure dying guy was a flask-a-day at some point.

That's what I took from it. I imagine it'd be pretty very frustrating to be told that you had a short time to live because of what you did, only to see someone else start down the same path you did. The insults probably stemmed from that frustration, but also from a "yo bro don't be a colossal waste of space like I am" attempt to help in some way.

And after reading up on the "endgame" for people who literally drink themselves to death, I can see why one would be frustrated to see someone else doing it when it could be so easily prevented. Bleeding throat veins aren't even the worst of it. :smith:

One of U.S. President John Adams's sons died of cirrhosis at age 30. And we lost Billie Holiday to cirrhosis when she was only 44. It can happen to anyone, whether you're a President's son, a legendary jazz musician, or some goon.

On a (somewhat) lighter note:

Also pissgoon not the retainer case, no

no

you are a bad person

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

quote:

I know I should be taking a woman getting run over by a Nazi seriously but everytime I look at the nazi driver's mugshot I keep laughing at it because it reminds me of the scene from Phantom of the Paradise where Winslow gets his head caught in a record press after escaping jail.

Also thanks God you loving rear end in a top hat, I wish birthday for Rush Limbaugh to get cancer only for the guy from aliens to die. But I still lobe you and thanks for causing a 4chan nazi to become blind. Please turn a nerd into the Toxic Avenger from Troma via radioactive waste after North Korea nukes the east coast so Toxie can kill nazis in real life.

I haven't seen that movie but the guy's nazi hair sure isn't doing a whole lot to help his extreme babyface

quote:

When I was a young teen, under the age of 16, I would go on shopping trips with my mom and her friends. We usually went with the same few friends, but one time she invited along a new person she met at church. This woman was probably in her 50s, enormous in every way possible, and she looked exactly like what you would expect a small town southern church lady would look in the mid 90s.

Usually I had a lot of fun paling around with my mom's friends as my mom herself is a pretty silly person. But this woman either had a very twisted sense of humor or was a predator. Every time she and I were alone she said or did something incredibly inappropriate. Such as asking me how many girlfriends I had while staring at my crotch while licking her lips or going way out of her way to touch me in an intimate way. That might've been explained away as innocent, but toward the end of the trip she managed to get me alone in the underwear section of JC Penny. She kept going for the sexiest, laciest stuff she could find and holding it up to herself and asking me if I thought she was sexy. And then she asked if I wanted to go to the changing rooms and watch her put it on. I didn't say a word, just straight bolted from the store, avoided her the rest of the trip, and never told anyone.

This isn't the only time something like this happened to me.

I'm not sure if this happened before or after the above, I'm a little wonky on my timeline and I'd have to go through my journals to know for sure and I don't really care enough to right now. Basically, during roughly the same time in my life, my brother met a woman (36? I believe) and pretty quickly got married. She was a bit of a nightmare and ended up having a drug problem, went to go kick it, came back and still apparently had one. I know she did a lot of coke in particular. But back then, I didn't know any of this. She was just my brother's wife. I always really wanted a sister and she was pretty much fit the 'cool older sister' vibe. I could hang out with her and do / say / watch things I never could at home. I could invite my friends over and she'd provide us alcohol. It seemed very innocent at the time... but remember, I was 15/16.

Then she started saying things to me like, "wouldn't it be great if we could just hang out like this all the time, without your brother," or "we should just run away together." I didn't know how to respond to most of it and rest I thought were jokes... I actually didn't think much about her saying these things until a few months ago when I read a thread on reddit about parents who had caught an older woman "sexually grooming" their young son. I never reciprocated any of this, I was a pretty naive teenager and a huge romantic who only had eyes for one girl in high school. I was a virgin until I was 21.

The next thing that happened was that our occasional drinks became way more common with her practically feeding them to me and going so far as to stock her fridge with the stuff I liked. It came to a head when she finally managed to get me sloppy drunk one night and literally dragged me into her bed. We were always a little familiar but she took it way too far and before long she had her hands in my pants and her tongue down my throat. She stopped to get a condom and my drunk brain immediately came back to life and realized where I was and what was happening. I told her I had to go and bolted home. My wife is the only person I've ever told, many many years after the fact. I regret I didn't tell my brother about it, because he found out about her in a harder way. Also he's dead now so I get to live with that too.

Bonus confessions: remember when I mentioned she would get my friends drunk? Yeah, later it turns out she actually did successfully manage to seduce one of them. They had an affair for months before anyone knew. And they did run away. Ruined my brother's marriage, ruined my friends life, no idea where she is now.

Second bonus confession: Right after my "friend" and her ran away, my parents did actually ask me if something happened. It went like this: "did something happen? we could use that in the divorce or sue her." Not "did she hurt you" or "are you OK?" or whatever.

Yeah two of the topics on the Long List Of Things People Have hosed-Up Priorities Around are sexual assault and divorce

At any rate I don't exactly blame you for not opening up to your parents considering where their heads were at at the time, but this stuff appears to be really troubling you and I advise you to heed the thread title. I'm sorry to hear that you found yourself put in these situations.

Stickfigure
Sep 4, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Lol I looked up the nazi guys mugshot and i look pretty much like him, with a similar haircut. Maaybe my face is a lil bit bigger but just as childish/ degenerate. Time to lash out at the world and kill some commias/libruls/darkies.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
overly horny goon should get on SSRI's that'll sort him out lol

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

That's what I took from it. I imagine it'd be pretty very frustrating to be told that you had a short time to live because of what you did, only to see someone else start down the same path you did. The insults probably stemmed from that frustration, but also from a "yo bro don't be a colossal waste of space like I am" attempt to help in some way.

And after reading up on the "endgame" for people who literally drink themselves to death, I can see why one would be frustrated to see someone else doing it when it could be so easily prevented. Bleeding throat veins aren't even the worst of it. :smith:

One of U.S. President John Adams's sons died of cirrhosis at age 30. And we lost Billie Holiday to cirrhosis when she was only 44. It can happen to anyone, whether you're a President's son, a legendary jazz musician, or some goon.

On a (somewhat) lighter note:

Also pissgoon not the retainer case, no

no

you are a bad person

One of my friends has cirrhosis. His story of when he finally went to the doctor because of abdomen pains and the way the doctors and nurses reacted to his blood work is hilarious. They immediately rushed him to the hospital. He had like no vitamins in his system, his BAC was close to .12 but he was just walking around normal, he had blood in his urine, and just a whole lot of other crazy poo poo. He can't drink or do drugs anymore or he'll die, basically. He's still just as fun to be around, but I feel a little bad drinking in front of him. Not bad enough to not drink in front of him, obviously, but still. I know he'd prefer to be drinking with us like the old days but can't. His drumming got a lot better though!

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
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I'll be the Steve Jobs of alcos and get pancreatic cancer before cirrhosis with my cider usage. At least I hope. But seriously how cheap and ubiquitous is whiskey/everclear in the states? gently caress me cirrhosis at 30.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I figured whiskey would have cheap options available everywhere. Sort of like vodka or rum.

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short


School Nickname posted:

But seriously how cheap and ubiquitous is whiskey/everclear in the states? gently caress me cirrhosis at 30.

It's about $30 for a bottle of 190 proof everclear where I live. Stuff will get you hosed up.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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You can get a gallon of cheap rear end vodka for like 8 bucks most liquor stores I've been in.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Booze is dollar for dollar the cheapest way to gently caress yourself up while maintaining the semblance of social acceptance. Going for pure cheapness I guess....huffing paint/gasoline?

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

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Ziv Zulander posted:

It's about $30 for a bottle of 190 proof everclear where I live. Stuff will get you hosed up.
Oh sure, if you want to pay for brand-name Everclear. Gem Clear is a good $10 cheaper for the same proof.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

vortmax posted:

Oh sure, if you want to pay for brand-name Everclear. Gem Clear is a good $10 cheaper for the same proof.

this sounds like a great way to go blind

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

loquacius posted:

this sounds like a great way to go blind

i once got offered moonshine at a townie bar in indiana

cheaper than everclear, possibly stronger, did not go blind and actually had suprisingly little hangover - i suspect because it's basically pure liquor

unfortunately the only way to get more was to leave money and a note in a tree in the woods and i was too lazy for that so i stuck evan williams

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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This guy I knew awhile back would always show up to parties with a milk jug or two full of moonshine his uncle made. We'd dump a few Country Time Lemonade packets into it and pour it straight over ice. It tasted like fire lemons. It was horrible, but that one cup would do you for the whole night. We'd usually have two or three of them though and that's what would lead to problems.

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Jun 17, 2009

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RFC2324 posted:

You can get a gallon of cheap rear end vodka for like 8 bucks most liquor stores I've been in.

Holy poo poo, i still remember getting hosed up on Mr. Boston vodka when I was in college. The worst high ever, plus guaranteed hangover and hershey squirts the next day. If I could only pass one piece of wisdom down to the next generation, it would be to stay the gently caress away from cheap vodka.

A dude posted:

This guy I knew awhile back would always show up to parties with a milk jug or two full of moonshine his uncle made.

The ironic bit is that 'moonshine' is becoming trendy. You can go to an upscale package store and pay $35 for a Mason jar full.

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