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Danaru posted:There were people who didn't sever after the child porn stuff came out, but being raped was enough to make them cut ties? I think the implication was that since he was only COERCED into sex he didn't want rather than actually being physically forced, that means he was totally into it I don't think that should make you cut ties with someone either of course Maybe it's because the guys in question were Nazis? (I dunno maybe they weren't, he just called them "the white crew")
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loquacius posted:I think the implication was that since he was only COERCED into sex he didn't want rather than actually being physically forced, that means he was totally into it I've definitely met people with that attitude (even in cases of forcible rape) where they are disgusted that they "let" that happen to them. They always go on about how they'd have died before they let it happen etc. My reading was definitely that they were this extreme anti-gay stereotype.
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 15:03 |
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Danaru posted:There were people who didn't sever after the child porn stuff came out, but being raped was enough to make them cut ties? This doesn't shock me one bit, especially if the anonymous goon is from a very Christian community. My wife grew up in a place like that and a girl was blacklisted for being raped in college, since she derailed the football career of a very promising QB. Lots of "she wanted it, then lied" or "she just wants money" or "he's so handsome, why would he rape someone when he could have any girl he wanted?". And that's coming from men and women in the community. Meanwhile, all was forgiven for the local restaurant owner who was caught having sex with 2 underage girls. It was his wife's fault - she never made herself available to him for sex.
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 15:09 |
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Non anonymous confession/rant: Today for the first time of my life I honestly wished for a small kid to get ill. Some background: The GF and do not have and do not plan any kids. However, we both get along really well with kids and both have godchildren. In fact, aside from her grandma I am the only person who babysits my goddaughter. Her parents have always trusted me with her and I started babysitting when she was 8 months old and have been doing it regularly (she's now 20 months old), so I am not an idiot around kids, I can change nappies, I know how and when to feed them, I know what to look out for etc. I am no dad, but I know what I am doing. Today we were invited to a meetup of some of my GF friends, 4 mums with kids between 4 years and 18 months old. Since they are all on parental leave, we and 3 others were the only ones to have to take a day off. Nobody even asked, it was just assumed meeting on a Friday for a full day, somewhere 1.5 hours of driving away from us was normal. We said nothing and just took a day off. Unfortunately, the son of a couple we know and who were supposed to be driving out there taking us with them got sick yesterday, he drank juice, then vomited and had a bit of diarrhea. They kindly offered to let us borrow their car if he wasn't better this morning. So we went over today and while he was a lot better (no more puking, no diarrhea, happy kid bouncing around, eating well) they still decided to stay at home and let us have the car. So we went in and had a cup of coffee together before taking the car key. We even made a point of not lifting the kid up or getting too close, just in case, because we knew we were going somewhere with other kids. Now, I am a level headed guy, if you ask me whether it is "a good idea to go in there with the ill kid around, and then you go see other kids", I'll say my part, such as "don't worry, he is actually fit, he is running around and eating, plus we made a point of avoiding him just in case" - "You still don't want us to come? Are you sure, I think that's a bit overcareful but if you say so, see you next time" But when my GF's phone suddenly rang, it was one of those other mums and the conversation literally went like this: "Hi, we were just wondering, are you with them now?" - Yeah, why we had a coffee and are leaving no..." "Are you stupid or what?! A's son starts preschool on Monday!" This was on speaker. My GF and the parents of the "ill" kid where flabberghasted and all I could do to not start yelling obscenities was answer: "You know what I'll just go to work" and hung up on them immediately. They literally accused us of being morons ("Spinnt ihr?", this conversation took place in German) and it was a straight up insult, no jokes, no nothing. These are all helicopter mums, and I let it slide so far ("You are making spicy Ketchup for the BBQ? Make sure it doesn't have peanuts or walnuts, Fabian is allergic to those." - "Don't worry, no nuts in there but even if, no need to worry, this sauce is ment for the adults only, it has chili in it, your 18 month old son is not supposed to go near it?!" - "Well make sure anyway!" She is also not breastfeeding him, so that's not a problem either). But today I just had enough. They have all known us for years and they know we are not careless or naive when it comes to this. I honestly hope her son goes to preschool next Monday and catches one of those harmless but annoying colds immediately. "Uhh are you stupid or what? You let him go into a house full of other kids that constantly have the sniffles?" Seriously, my goddaughter throws up "all the time". The "ill" kid is her age and he threw up ONCE yesterday after drinking juice. And you call me stupid for entering the house? Sorry I didn't have a hazmat suit ready. tl;dr: helicopter mum calls me a moron for almost infecting her kid with the bubonic plague, I want her son to die for her sins Sorry, I had to get this out of my system.
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 15:12 |
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hmm yes I totally believe that you did all of that while sleeping, sleepwalk goon It's ok to be gay my man
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 15:20 |
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bradzilla posted:hmm yes I totally believe that you did all of that while sleeping, sleepwalk goon That one mentioned a boyfriend so it's not a closet thing I assumed it was a girl myself but either way not a denial issue
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 15:28 |
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It's ok to be gay, just be the best gay you can be, goon
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# ? Aug 11, 2017 16:14 |
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quote:My point is I've started drinking to cope with it. It started with a beer at lunch, and I discovered I could just coast through the afternoon feeling pretty good. That pretty quickly wore off. I'm a recovered alcoholic. I've been in the exact same position as you. Hated my job, drank beer to cope, moved on to liquor. Drank vodka energy drinks in the morning instead of coffee, drank from a flask at work, and drank 3-4 beers at home. I drank far more than 3-4 beers per night, and I assume you do too. We drunks are all liars. My advice for now is to quit the hard liquor during work hours. Drink a beer if you must, in order to ease the fogginess and irritability, but leave the flask at home. If it truly is your job which is making you feel as though you have to drink, loving get a new one. If you find yourself falling back into old habits then, as loquacius likes to say,
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Hopper posted:Non anonymous confession/rant: A fleeting thought of ill will towards a kid doesn't usually cause most people a second thought. You've got a good heart Hopper.
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quote:So, I have a much bigger sex drive than my girlfriend. Like, we'll have sex, and I'll still be really hard. Any foreplay doesn't help. I feel self-conscious jacking it next to her. Like, what the gently caress is wrong with me? why am I always horny? This is an issue, and it's affecting my relationship/. This seems like a really embarrassing problem to go to a doctor with but if it's that big of an issue that's the first thing that comes to mind quote:Hey,
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:25 |
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I don't know what a doctor could do honestly. Like usually they deal with the opposite problem and have pills they can prescribe, but how do you even treat a guy who has a permaboner? I guess there are drugs you can give that suppress sex drive like antidepressants but that would probably just give him new problems to deal with. Probably the only thing you can do is just jerk it more or find someone else that is OK with your "problem". also I second the alcohol confession and don't really know why it's anonymous because it's all pretty reasonable+true. You're going to be fine for a long time with drinking, but you'll eventually cross a line and there's no coming back from it. Whatever your current problems are they pale in comparison to what is waiting for you if you cross that line.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 14:55 |
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quote:I'm dying. Seriously. Not like "we are all dying," no shithead I am really ACTUALLY LITERALLY dying. I fail to see why this had to be an anonymous confession. Do you really think the goon who posted about his/her work drinking doesn't already know about the health issues involved with it? Besides, most bodily harm due to alcoholism comes after years and years of heavy drinking. The liver is a tough little fucker, and can withstand a hell of a lot more than a flask every day. Especially if the original anon is young. And to the original anon - this is not a suggestion to continue your routine. Anyway buddy, I'm sorry you're dying, but come on: quote:you colossal dumb waste of space
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 15:17 |
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I think the point was that's it's a slippery slope. I'm sure dying guy was a flask-a-day at some point.
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InevitableCheese posted:I think the point was that's it's a slippery slope. I'm sure dying guy was a flask-a-day at some point. Exactly. Once you get the idea in your head that you are an exception because you have been drunk every day for years and nothing bad has happened, you'll keep pushing the envelope and eventually permanently gently caress yourself up.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I don't know what a doctor could do honestly. Like usually they deal with the opposite problem and have pills they can prescribe, but how do you even treat a guy who has a permaboner? I guess there are drugs you can give that suppress sex drive like antidepressants but that would probably just give him new problems to deal with. Probably the only thing you can do is just jerk it more or find someone else that is OK with your "problem". Priaprism is treated by using a syringe to extract excess blood from the dong. Just think about that if you're getting too horny.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 15:33 |
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Apply ice to your boner.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 17:21 |
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They military issues saltpeter to prevent boners....
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 17:37 |
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Watch baseball
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 17:49 |
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got any sevens posted:Watch baseball Baseball has a lot of rear end slapping
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 20:43 |
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Jesus Christ horny goon, just keep jacking off next to your girlfriend. So what if you're hornier than her? How is this a bad thing other than simple not fitting some abitrary definition of 'normal'. In my last relationship I'd do this pretty often as I had a higher sex drive than my partner. She'd egg me on/talk dirty/touch me to help get me off, if your girlfriend is actually worth being with I'm sure she will too. This is absolutely something you shouldn't be self conscious or embarrassed about. Enjoy the sex with her, enjoy masturbating after.
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# ? Aug 12, 2017 23:43 |
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I wasn't able to post this morning because of travel stuff, and just got back to my apartment to find that the person who sent in both of the next two confessions in the queue had sent in another asking me not to post them. Made it just under the wire!quote:I can't help myself, I am a serial pisser. That's really gross and super lovely of you to do to someone and you should probably have been able to figure that out when you found yourself doing it compulsively to someone you liked but you knew that already
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# ? Aug 13, 2017 22:56 |
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Next stop is golden showers. That man is too far gone on the piss train.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 00:54 |
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We Know Catheters posted:Next stop is golden showers. That man is too far gone on the piss train. Yeah idk pee on him and see if he gets a boner.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 00:56 |
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I feel like it's not normal to piss a gallon at a time, pissgoon.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 09:46 |
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Sleepwalkgoon: if you like the idea of being a subconscious slut maybe become a conscious one? I dunno sounds like a plan to me
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InevitableCheese posted:I think the point was that's it's a slippery slope. I'm sure dying guy was a flask-a-day at some point. That's what I took from it. I imagine it'd be pretty very frustrating to be told that you had a short time to live because of what you did, only to see someone else start down the same path you did. The insults probably stemmed from that frustration, but also from a "yo bro don't be a colossal waste of space like I am" attempt to help in some way. And after reading up on the "endgame" for people who literally drink themselves to death, I can see why one would be frustrated to see someone else doing it when it could be so easily prevented. Bleeding throat veins aren't even the worst of it. One of U.S. President John Adams's sons died of cirrhosis at age 30. And we lost Billie Holiday to cirrhosis when she was only 44. It can happen to anyone, whether you're a President's son, a legendary jazz musician, or some goon. On a (somewhat) lighter note: Also pissgoon not the retainer case, no no you are a bad person
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quote:I know I should be taking a woman getting run over by a Nazi seriously but everytime I look at the nazi driver's mugshot I keep laughing at it because it reminds me of the scene from Phantom of the Paradise where Winslow gets his head caught in a record press after escaping jail. I haven't seen that movie but the guy's nazi hair sure isn't doing a whole lot to help his extreme babyface quote:When I was a young teen, under the age of 16, I would go on shopping trips with my mom and her friends. We usually went with the same few friends, but one time she invited along a new person she met at church. This woman was probably in her 50s, enormous in every way possible, and she looked exactly like what you would expect a small town southern church lady would look in the mid 90s. Yeah two of the topics on the Long List Of Things People Have hosed-Up Priorities Around are sexual assault and divorce At any rate I don't exactly blame you for not opening up to your parents considering where their heads were at at the time, but this stuff appears to be really troubling you and I advise you to heed the thread title. I'm sorry to hear that you found yourself put in these situations.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 16:51 |
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Lol I looked up the nazi guys mugshot and i look pretty much like him, with a similar haircut. Maaybe my face is a lil bit bigger but just as childish/ degenerate. Time to lash out at the world and kill some commias/libruls/darkies.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:09 |
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overly horny goon should get on SSRI's that'll sort him out lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 17:15 |
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:That's what I took from it. I imagine it'd be pretty very frustrating to be told that you had a short time to live because of what you did, only to see someone else start down the same path you did. The insults probably stemmed from that frustration, but also from a "yo bro don't be a colossal waste of space like I am" attempt to help in some way. One of my friends has cirrhosis. His story of when he finally went to the doctor because of abdomen pains and the way the doctors and nurses reacted to his blood work is hilarious. They immediately rushed him to the hospital. He had like no vitamins in his system, his BAC was close to .12 but he was just walking around normal, he had blood in his urine, and just a whole lot of other crazy poo poo. He can't drink or do drugs anymore or he'll die, basically. He's still just as fun to be around, but I feel a little bad drinking in front of him. Not bad enough to not drink in front of him, obviously, but still. I know he'd prefer to be drinking with us like the old days but can't. His drumming got a lot better though!
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 18:01 |
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I'll be the Steve Jobs of alcos and get pancreatic cancer before cirrhosis with my cider usage. At least I hope. But seriously how cheap and ubiquitous is whiskey/everclear in the states? gently caress me cirrhosis at 30.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 23:13 |
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I figured whiskey would have cheap options available everywhere. Sort of like vodka or rum.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 23:18 |
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School Nickname posted:But seriously how cheap and ubiquitous is whiskey/everclear in the states? gently caress me cirrhosis at 30. It's about $30 for a bottle of 190 proof everclear where I live. Stuff will get you hosed up.
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# ? Aug 14, 2017 23:40 |
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You can get a gallon of cheap rear end vodka for like 8 bucks most liquor stores I've been in.
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 00:15 |
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Booze is dollar for dollar the cheapest way to gently caress yourself up while maintaining the semblance of social acceptance. Going for pure cheapness I guess....huffing paint/gasoline?
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 01:52 |
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Ziv Zulander posted:It's about $30 for a bottle of 190 proof everclear where I live. Stuff will get you hosed up.
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vortmax posted:Oh sure, if you want to pay for brand-name Everclear. Gem Clear is a good $10 cheaper for the same proof. this sounds like a great way to go blind
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:01 |
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loquacius posted:this sounds like a great way to go blind i once got offered moonshine at a townie bar in indiana cheaper than everclear, possibly stronger, did not go blind and actually had suprisingly little hangover - i suspect because it's basically pure liquor unfortunately the only way to get more was to leave money and a note in a tree in the woods and i was too lazy for that so i stuck evan williams
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# ? Aug 15, 2017 03:08 |
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This guy I knew awhile back would always show up to parties with a milk jug or two full of moonshine his uncle made. We'd dump a few Country Time Lemonade packets into it and pour it straight over ice. It tasted like fire lemons. It was horrible, but that one cup would do you for the whole night. We'd usually have two or three of them though and that's what would lead to problems.
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RFC2324 posted:You can get a gallon of cheap rear end vodka for like 8 bucks most liquor stores I've been in. Holy poo poo, i still remember getting hosed up on Mr. Boston vodka when I was in college. The worst high ever, plus guaranteed hangover and hershey squirts the next day. If I could only pass one piece of wisdom down to the next generation, it would be to stay the gently caress away from cheap vodka. A dude posted:This guy I knew awhile back would always show up to parties with a milk jug or two full of moonshine his uncle made. The ironic bit is that 'moonshine' is becoming trendy. You can go to an upscale package store and pay $35 for a Mason jar full.
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