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Zeris posted:Please be more alpha in the alpha male thread I'm a lame beta cuck who's waiting for my girlfriend to return home tomorrow so we can watch GoT and Rick and Morty together rather than exercising my masculine rights and watching them both tonight.
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suboptimal posted:I'm a lame beta cuck who's waiting for my girlfriend to return home tomorrow so we can watch GoT and Rick and Morty together rather than exercising my masculine rights and watching them both tonight. Stop waiting, she's having a three way with me tonight instead.
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Aug 14, 2017 04:33
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my first home brew beer was supposed to be 11% ABV apparently it's 14.7 ABV and it tastes delicious...
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Aug 14, 2017 04:36
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My garden of victims is going well. Who needs lawn gnomes when you have sea spiders.
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LingcodKilla posted:My garden of victims is going well. Who needs lawn gnomes when you have sea spiders. 
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MurderBot posted:my first home brew beer was supposed to be 11% ABV Watch out dude, easy way to gain 50 lbs is to start drinking five gallon batches by yourself. I haven't brewed at all this year, need to fix that in the next few weeks. Want to do a double batch so I can give a keg of stuff to a buddy, not sure what I'm gonna do though.
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LingcodKilla posted:My garden of victims is going well. Who needs lawn gnomes when you have sea spiders. hells yeah
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dude
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LingcodKilla posted:My garden of victims is going well. Who needs lawn gnomes when you have sea spiders. duuuuuude
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Aug 14, 2017 05:40
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It's been a good crabbing season for me. Halfway done for the 3 month season.
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Zeris posted:dude 
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[quote="“LingcodKilla”" post="“475348788”"] My garden of victims is going well. Who needs lawn gnomes when you have sea spiders. [/quote] Dude I need to go crabbing with you. I’ve never gone crabbing though, just lake fishing.
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Aug 14, 2017 06:18
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Well I'm in Port Orchard WA. As long as people give notice I'm always down to share my crustaceans.
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Aug 14, 2017 06:26
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bengy81 posted:Watch out dude, easy way to gain 50 lbs is to start drinking five gallon batches by yourself. Fortunately im going to gift most of it away to co workers. Ever since I've been in my paramedic class I've essentially stopped drinking for the most part and plan to continue the trend. I'm just pretty excited for how good it's turned out
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Aug 14, 2017 12:05
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A few weeks back, I helped out my elderly Chinese neighbor with her lawnmower cause it was busted. She tried to pay me afterwards and I said there was no need. This weekend she brought my girlfriend and I homemade egg rolls just because. This morning I thanked her for them while I was walking Zelda and then she then offered to cook for us sometime. I'm so pumped, cause homemade (non-american) Chinese food is delicious.
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Aug 14, 2017 16:57
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Don't eat for three days beforehand. You are going to heaven, my friend.
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Aug 14, 2017 17:35
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Zeris posted:Don't eat for three days beforehand. You are going to heaven, my friend. Truth. When you are half full start making a show of being stuffed, so by the time you are borderline gonna vomit she'll let up.
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not caring here posted:Truth. Also this. Don't gently caress with Mexican or Chinese moms, your digestive system is at stake.
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Also prepair acting out several different levels of 'stuffed' that you need to escalate progressively. Saying you're full the first time is taken as courtesy, but they see it as a host's obligation to keep shoveling organic matter down your gullet until they've at least beaten you past two to three declinations of more.
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Also prepair acting out several different levels of 'stuffed' that you need to escalate progressively.
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Mad Dragon posted:reported I reported your post for improper grammar.
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Dad chat: oh god I think I might have a kidney stone y'all aren't joking about that pain, comes and goes, doesn't feel muscular, holy gently caress this hurts, cannot find a comfortable position Seems to have mostly stopped, but it did come and go earlier too. If poo poo isn't better by tonight I guess I'll have a trip report for my first VA ER experience tomorrow
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Aug 14, 2017 23:10
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Once it passes a certain point there's only one way to get rid of it.  So keep that in mind even if it does feel better tonight.
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assuming it's a stone, which I'm really hoping it's not 😩 How old were y'all when you had your first? Not that there's age limits obv.
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I've never had one. But I know people who have. A couple people said there were warning signs they ignored until it was too late and passing it was the worst pain of their life. My mom said it was worse than natural child birth. What I'm saying is if you should get it checked asap because they can blast it into smithereens and you'll just feel some discomfort when you pee instead of wanting to kill yourself because you're hurting so bad.
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31. Then 33. Then 34, then 35. At 36 it became just kind of a serious pain for a day or so until it broke up or dissolved or whatever...every couple of months. Edit: Yeah, if it travels too far down the ureter between your kidney and bladder, they won't zap it. Also the surgical option involves no cutting, and a small version of this:  Edit2: V Yeah I cut way back on soda especially. Now I just don't care anymore because it didn't seem to help. It sucks for a day, maybe half the time OTC pain meds are good enough. If not, I've got a bunch of better stuff leftover because the docs always give more than necessary for a single stone...for me anyway. I drink a ton of water though...not sure if that's why they're not as severe or not. Godholio fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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holy poo poo dude I assume you modified your diet/fluid intake after the first few? Apparently didn't help much
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Nostalgia4Dogges posted:assuming it's a stone, which I'm really hoping it's not 😩 27. The pain doesn't change with age though. It's about size and number. Because you can have more than one in the lines. If they find more than two with the CT scan just tell the doc to wheel you out into the alley and shoot you. Edit: Also had them at 31 and 34. 34 was the worst but that's more because there were 3 of them. Also as painful as it is for women, there seems to be a belief that it's worse for men. Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Aug 14, 2017 |
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Genocide Tendency posted:27. I believe the male urethra is narrower than the female.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I believe the male urethra is narrower than the female. 
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22. I had a string of a bunch of them in Iraq. Never one outside of it. Last one practically fell out. No goddamn idea what was causing them or why they stopped. Chock it up to dfac food, mres and bottled kuwaiti water. Asked the boss about the shades and he disappeared for the rest of the day. I'll chase him down in the morning. Dude's like an officer, if you don't stay on him about something, it's gone from his mind.
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Aren't they caused by sodium? Because MREs are loving LOADED with sodium.
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:Aren't they caused by sodium? I thought it was calcium. Which I'd been told the Kuwaiti water was full of.
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Calcium, I thought. Which is strange anyhow, because I was one of those gallon a day kids with milk. The army broke me of that habit. Now if I drink more than a glass or so a day, it's atomic rear end in a top hat fallout.
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Eh, I always thought it was a salt build up. I stand corrected. Either way, I should probably count my blessings because I drink a lot of milk.
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Salt is more of the heart disease thing. Probably blood pressure too. I'm weirdly dumb about a lot of medical poo poo, except for the common poo poo in my family. So diabetes. But when everyone else in your family has it but you, you get to learn along with them.
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According to the Mayo Clinic:quote:Kidney stones (renal lithiasis, nephrolithiasis) are hard deposits made of minerals and salts that form inside your kidneys. The prevention of it is largely "don't get dehydrated" and "pray you don't have any of the conditions that cause chronic kidney stones".
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I had one back in like 2012 when I was 26. It was painful as gently caress and I was pissing blood. Also when I got a full body catscan/xray or whatever the gently caress (I think it was an MRI) to find where the stone was at that point, I also found out I had TB scarring in my left lung. Most likely got it in Iraq and it didn't hit me until we got back. Then I was doing the poo poo-puke spin and not being able to keep water down for more than hour for about a week. Thanks army! Everyone was three sheets to the wind, we didn't have to show up for work for like 2 months, nobody in the barracks bothered to try to get me to the aid station or anything, and I felt like I was dying for that entire week by myself in a barracks room. So yeah, kidney stones and not finding out I had TB until years later.
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