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Sex is a terrible foundation for a relationship, Haier. What happens when your dick stops?
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Haier posted:uncle hair dropping wisdom I've got a few questions that are more "mind o' haier" than china, but since you haven't started your own thread of go pro video yet....: how much do you think your upbringing, and to an extent your marriage, affected your wanderlust and/or desire to live overseas and your general attitude towards being in china now? are you not back in america bc you are just hiding from student loans or warrants?
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Aug 15, 2017 06:07
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did you guys actually think haier was gonna bring cg along with him as some kind of rescue mission when there are millions of hot bhabis for the taking where he's going
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Aug 15, 2017 06:10
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JewKiller 3000 posted:did you guys actually think haier was gonna bring cg along with him as some kind of rescue mission when there are millions of hot bhabis for the taking where he's going I might be wrong but my extensive study of Indian culture (Something Awful) tells me it's pretty hard to pick up over there. Might be a good thing coz I'm sure his dick needs some downtime.
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Aug 15, 2017 06:16
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i feel that, even in the bay area most of the indian girls have arranged marriages. and since it's the bay area, that's like half the girls out of the running right there
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Aug 15, 2017 06:19
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JewKiller 3000 posted:i feel that, even in the bay area most of the indian girls have arranged marriages. and since it's the bay area, that's like half the girls out of the running right there As someone who married a bay area Indian girl, yeah, arranged marriage was her backup if she hit 30 without finding a husband, and she knows plenty of people who have had arranged marriages. On the other hand, at least bay area Indians don't seem to have the weird India belief that love marriages just plain don't work... it's more like arranged marriage is an option if you want it.
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Aug 15, 2017 06:32
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Marriage is actually super good if you find the right person and are a right person your self.
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Aug 15, 2017 06:36
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Baronjutter posted:Marriage is actually super good if you find the right person and are a right person your self. pffff look who's not a horribly broken human being
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Aug 15, 2017 06:51
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Ceciltron posted:Sex is a terrible foundation for a relationship, Haier. What happens when your dick stops? ladron posted:I've got a few questions that are more "mind o' haier" than china, but since you haven't started your own thread of go pro video yet....: It became normal for me to move around, be in places where I couldn't speak the language, sit in factories, and get gawked at by locals. Kids can make friends anywhere, even without speaking the same language, so I made a lot of friends to play with every day. They taught me where to go play video games in Bangkok, since back then consoles were too expensive for people. Rich families would by like 10 Sega Genesis, 10 Super Famicoms, and then get those disk-loading emulator cartridges for them and let kids pay by the hour to play bootleg games. We'd play street soccer and then go play Sonic at the hole in the wall game shops for 10 baht an hour. My summers were spent getting diarrhea, swimming (not in diarrhea), playing games outside, and tons of video games against kids that couldn't speak English. I met kids from around the world stuck in the same situation, and sometimes there would be crews of Thai, Australian, British, American, German, Indian, and Russian kids all hanging out together. I am not running from anything. I just like moving around, experiencing new stuff. I grew up this way, and when I became an adult I continued it on my own dime. My marriage didn't affect this much, she was really interested to do it with me since she'd been raised and spend most of her life in one small area. It was definitely fun hanging with your "best friend" and bonding over living in places that might normally make a single person tired. The only major thing she changed for me was realizing that marriage wasn't that big of a deal, and I didn't need it in my life at all. It is an experience we are all kind of forced to go towards, but it doesn't mean we all need it. When she was dumb and ruined it with her hidden drug problem, I was fine with going my own way and continuing what I wanted to do. I haven't talked to her since then and I probably never will again, even though I know she stalks my social media. EDIT: Yeah, my wife went to China. She hated every single second of it and every single person here right down to their hair styles and pants. I have never seen her rage on a place so hard. It was hilarious, but it was only a visit. Outrail posted:I might be wrong but my extensive study of Indian culture (Something Awful) tells me it's pretty hard to pick up over there. Might be a good thing coz I'm sure his dick needs some downtime.
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JewKiller 3000 posted:i feel that, even in the bay area most of the indian girls have arranged marriages. and since it's the bay area, that's like half the girls out of the running right there the other half are gay it's hopeless leave as soon as you can, the odds are absolute poo poo there
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Aug 15, 2017 07:10
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Aug 15, 2017 07:31
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Turns out when you bribe the government to get a drivers license you don't magically gain the ability to drive. Edit: Or cheat on the test.
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Aug 15, 2017 09:06
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Do they not have pockets?
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Aug 15, 2017 09:08
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Steakandchips posted:Do they not have pockets? If your phone is iPhone (or maybe Samsung if you're odd)- - Always carry it in your hand so everyone can see you own this type of phone. - Never, EVER put a case on it to protect your 6000 RMB purchase. The case will prevent people from seeing what kind of phone you have. - Make sure to crack the screen as soon as possible. - Buy the newest model whenever released. If your phone is not iPhone (or maybe Samsung if you use Android)- - Put a case and screen protector on it so people don't know kind of phone it is at casual glance. - Get used to people asking you why you own that type of phone. - Ask other non-iPhone owners why they didn't buy an iPhone. - Keep the phone in the pocket or purse. - Keep the phone and wear it down until it's time for a new one. EDIT: I have two phones. One medium-tier Android, and one iPhone. I use the Android for about 99% of phone stuff. I am constantly asked why I didn't buy an iPhone, and why foreigners obviously don't use iPhones based on the sample size of one (me). I pull out the iPhone and then am asked why I have a case on it, especially one that covers the Apple logo, and why I don't use it as my main phone. My answer of "I like Android better" always met with confusion, since Chinese versions of Android are pure malware and spyware frontends. Haier fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Aug 15, 2017 10:20
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Goddamnit Haier, I'm sorry, but I have to ask Does the CG fire in spurts
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Aug 15, 2017 10:33
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lol https://twitter.com/SCMP_News/status/897373953685061632 edit: I should show up in my redcoat uniform and just kick all their asses
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Aug 15, 2017 10:34
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Haier posted:Mainlander's rules of owning a phone: My students used to laugh at me for having a Xiaomi. Now I laugh at them because they're all going to fail out of their poo poo Nebraska college. Also the phone died after a year.
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Aug 15, 2017 11:19
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Haier's starting to lose it
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Aug 15, 2017 11:59
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Don't refer to Chaoshan Girl as "it", you racist gently caress.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:07
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rip haier. probated for pirating leprechaun 4: in space
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Aug 15, 2017 12:30
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Jose posted:rip haier. probated for pirating leprechaun 4: in space Hahahaha holy poo poo actually though
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Aug 15, 2017 12:31
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The Genesplicer - Haier vendetta continues.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:36
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Pirate Radar posted:Hahahaha holy poo poo actually though Gee I wonder who might have been reporting his posts
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Aug 15, 2017 12:39
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Jesus Christ, genesplicer. Really?
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Aug 15, 2017 12:41
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The Genesplicer - Haier vendetta continues. One of you guys should get Haier plat.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:44
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Haha genesplicer sucks.
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Aug 15, 2017 12:47
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What the gently caress are we going to talk about for a week?
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Aug 15, 2017 12:57
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BOOM genespliced
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Aug 15, 2017 13:02
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I get the probation for  but a full week is bullshit.
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Aug 15, 2017 13:06
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blow me genesplicer (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 15, 2017 13:10
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Glenn Quebec posted:Haha genesplicer sucks. he's a boomer so no surprises there
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Aug 15, 2017 13:15
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Tangentially related FYAD bust up into qcs saying they are gonna rape someone in their retarded rear end and they get maaaaybe a 6 hour probe. I'm sure gene would say it's not his jurisdiction
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Aug 15, 2017 13:21
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Haier posted:- Never, EVER put a case on it to protect your 6000 RMB purchase. The case will prevent people from seeing what kind of phone you have. at least in shanghai they'll still put one of those semi-clear 25rmb covers on it so now the phone looks cheap and gross but you can see the apple logo also i dont use a cover on mine but ive had 3 different people say to me "holy poo poo your iphone looks perfect condition is it new? wait thats an iphone 6, its 2 years old???" (i just dont drop it or keep it in the same pocket/purse/bag with coins or keys, its easy) my favorite is when people attach their phones to a lanyard around their neck; it always makes me think of old people with glasses on a chain, like they'll lose it if they dont literally strap it to their bodies. also as someone who doesnt understand how the flow of conversation works, as soon as i see people post "the only reason I come to this thread is to read stories by _____" i know that i need to probate that liked author and kill the thread momentum its just a thing i do to keep my forum running smoothly
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Aug 15, 2017 13:27
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when people ask me how i got my job and what i think my most important asset is, i tell them "obscene levels of myopia."
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Aug 15, 2017 13:35
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Khorne posted:genesplicer is just following the rules here. Not really. This whole website is illegal in China. Geney should probate everyone who posts on it. Or do the rules specify "illegal in the US"?
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Aug 15, 2017 14:00
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TsarZiedonis posted:Gee I wonder who might have been reporting his posts Is this... supposed to mean me? I'm super loving confused.
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Aug 15, 2017 14:02
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Coolguye posted:it's common enough that i don't register it anymore. there are traditional remedies that are effective - the herb gymnema actually does have some real effectiveness against diabetes, for example, with no side effects outside of allergies - but for every one actual, factual, helpful herb you can take to do something chemical big pharma can't, there's 10,000 quack cures that do nothing but make the problem worse by keeping the patient from seeking actual, practical help. No-one can doubt that there are herbs and such with medical effects, it's just that when you are buying a bag of dried powder from a drunken tea seller you have no idea what the dosages are, the strength, or even if it isn't just lead oxide and sugar.
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Aug 15, 2017 14:06
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simplefish posted:Not really. This whole website is illegal in China. Geney should probate everyone who posts on it. Or do the rules specify "illegal in the US"? Probably. Seeing how the site's probably hosted there. There's no need to be obtuse about it.
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Aug 15, 2017 14:06
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BexGu posted:I get the probation for I'm sure it was unintentional. All those buttons look the same when you're on a massive cocktail of dementia medications. Boiled Water posted:he's a boomer so no surprises there Boomers are "post WWII" not "pre WWI".
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i support genesplicer, who the gently caress links to torrents? the heavy metals are getting to him
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