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ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

Picnic Princess posted:

THE gently caress YOU SAY BUD?

I'm not your bud, pal.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I once called one "cheap". That worked pretty well too.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Ak Gara posted:

I thought it was only Rob Liefeld that couldn't draw feet?

There are artists who can't draw feet, artists who hate drawing feet, and artists who are foot fetishists. No others.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

ante posted:

I'm not your bud, pal.

Hey, chief. Calm down.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

MizPiz posted:

Actually, the Australian word for "friend" is "oval office".

That would certainly explain why our version of that sitcom didn't go well overseas.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Killer robot posted:

There are artists who can't draw feet, artists who hate drawing feet, and artists who are foot fetishists. No others.

That explains a lot.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Gromit posted:

That would certainly explain why our version of that sitcom didn't go well overseas.

Well I mean, George so called "corpsegrinder" Fisher hasn't eaten out a dead chick that was hosed to death with a shovel so I can't really take Cannibal Corpse seriously now. 

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/sextsbot/status/896647621909118976

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
The more polite an Aussie is being to you, the more likely you are to be imminently smashed/glassed like a fuckin mongrel.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

MizPiz posted:

Relevent to the discussion:
https://youtu.be/RmLFGWAyajU

Good Lord it goes from "oh he's teasing them" to "hello, police, I need to report a murder"

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

I can't be the guy in the middle, but I also can't be in the group to the right, because I don't belong to any oppressed minority groups. Does it mean I'm supposed to join KKK now?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/wIZGB6P.mp4

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Paladinus posted:

I can't be the guy in the middle, but I also can't be in the group to the right, because I don't belong to any oppressed minority groups. Does it mean I'm supposed to join KKK now?

Yes. That is what it means, hope you enjoy your new life as a nazi.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Paladinus posted:

I can't be the guy in the middle, but I also can't be in the group to the right, because I don't belong to any oppressed minority groups. Does it mean I'm supposed to join KKK now?

all you need to do is get gay, then you can be on the right

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Hey, chief. Calm down.

Come on, sport!

Billy the Mountain
Feb 3, 2005

I used to be TheRealLuquado

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Come on, sport!

I ain't your sport, friendo.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Biplane posted:

Yes. That is what it means, hope you enjoy your new life as a nazi.

Slime posted:

all you need to do is get gay, then you can be on the right

What if you become a gay nazi? Which side should you join then. Asking for a (not very good) friend.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Paladinus posted:

What if you become a gay nazi? Which side should you join then. Asking for a (not very good) friend.

nah nazis hate gays they'd send you to the showers

and not the sexy showers where there's a bunch of buff naked dudes, glistening with the water, steam rising off their bodies...

gently caress i think im gay now

Lemon
May 22, 2003


drat that's a slow ref.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

I'm the second phase.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Slime posted:

nah nazis hate gays they'd send you to the showers

and not the sexy showers where there's a bunch of buff naked dudes, glistening with the water, steam rising off their bodies...

gently caress i think im gay now

There is precedent. I'm not counting Röhm given how he died.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Your robot overlords at work:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzlsvFN_5HI

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Looks about par for the average office temp to me? :shrug:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

heh, barely more competent than an undergrad

Sloober
Apr 1, 2011

Pick posted:

heh, barely more competent than an undergrad

they also work for free and don't bitch about anyone, seems like an improvement

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
Truth in advertising:



Utterly infuriating bullshit:

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



Breetai posted:

Utterly infuriating bullshit:


When everything was becoming a :toot: lifehack :toot:, one of the first ones was "most blender blade assemblies can screw right on to a mason jar! Don't buy a special to-go blender!"

Never mind that A) no they didn't, usually and B) you don't want to blend in a pressure vessel, because someone somewhere will put a hot liquid in and it'll explode.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Breetai posted:

Utterly infuriating bullshit:



What am I not seeing? It looks like a normal blender, albeit with an unusually large blender:glass ratio.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Are you supposed to turn over the entire blender in order to get your stuff out?

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

The part that screws onto the mason jar separates from the blender, obviously.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Slime posted:

all you need to do is get gay, then you can be on the right

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

The schadenfreude is on Roy Nelson, who has to wake up every day and realize he's Roy Nelson.

I've never seen Stefan Struve look like anything other than a decent guy.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Fine, fine. Keep the loving Lucky Charms.

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!

Foxhound posted:

What am I not seeing? It looks like a normal blender, albeit with an unusually large blender:glass ratio.

Look at the instruction manual. That's one hell of an industrial blender.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Are those rocks in the blender in the picture?

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

ante posted:

I'm not your bud, pal.

Ugh I'm way too late but

Who you calling pal, friend?

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Collateral Damage posted:

Are those rocks in the blender in the picture?

They are clearly smaller mason jars.

Afriscipio
Jun 3, 2013


So much for the tolerant left hook.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fat dudes knocking people out is always funny to me.

See also: Glen Danzig getting knocked out by another fat guy.

https://i.giphy.com/media/2XmrLw331u1cOKFFfA4/giphy.mp4

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