GOT: Stick them with the disappointy end

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Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Zzulu posted:

Which character on the show do you think you'd be able to have a loving relationship with?

Not just porking. But like, holding hands, having deep conversations, sensual kisses and stuff like that?

All the good tits that have come together to form a tit golem.

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# ? May 16, 2024 11:27

Rotacixe: Oct 21, 2008

Gilly is one of the most well adjusted female characters in the show and she was raised in an incest rape den.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 10:55

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Zzulu posted:

Which character on the show do you think you'd be able to have a loving relationship with?

Not just porking. But like, holding hands, having deep conversations, sensual kisses and stuff like that?

Ross

# ? Aug 15, 2017 11:19

Away all Goats: Jul 5, 2005; Goose's rebellion

Zzulu posted:

Which character on the show do you think you'd be able to have a loving relationship with?

Not just porking. But like, holding hands, having deep conversations, sensual kisses and stuff like that?

Davos

# ? Aug 15, 2017 11:36

Universe Master: Jun 20, 2005; Darn Fine Pie

Away all Goats posted:

Davos

He's pretty old, he'll need some fermented crab when he comes to visit.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 11:41

Rotacixe: Oct 21, 2008

Universe Master posted:

He's pretty old, he'll need some fermented crab when he comes to visit.

Good thing he didn't smuggle those provisions to Storm's End under siege.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 11:49

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

NSFW butt collection

http://i.imgur.com/4WIMvYW.jpg

no guys unfortunately

# ? Aug 15, 2017 11:50

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Rotacixe posted:

Good thing he didn't smuggle those provisions to Storm's End under siege.

You think Stannis and he were just "friends" ?

# ? Aug 15, 2017 12:41

TERRIBLE SHITLORD: Oct 20, 2005; MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD

# ? Aug 15, 2017 13:23

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Definitely Cate lyn. psyche nigga it's always fake Sansa

# ? Aug 15, 2017 13:24

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Missandei or whatever her name is.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 13:57

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

rofl jesus christ

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:01

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Lmao end the series *still watches show religiously *

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:30

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

which game of thrones character would you want to have sex with then crush their head with a rock?

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:34

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Joffrey

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:43

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Sansa

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:54

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Dany. Yara. Arya. Cersei. Brienne.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:54

DrBrezo: May 13, 2009

ElGroucho posted:

rofl jesus christ

5'ed with extreme prejudice

# ? Aug 15, 2017 14:55

Tinfoil Papercut: Jul 27, 2016; by Athanatos

Hell Yeah posted:

which game of thrones character would you want to have sex with then crush their head with a rock?

Melisandre.

Necklace on.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:06

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Universe Master posted:

Diana Rigg's IMDB page has a pic from the sixties as her main pic. I mean, come on guys, she's not dead, she just appeared in a hit show.

She's a total badass and quite possibly one of the sexiest women alive.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:31

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Zzulu posted:

Which character on the show do you think you'd be able to have a loving relationship with?

Not just porking. But like, holding hands, having deep conversations, sensual kisses and stuff like that?

Tormund Giantsbane

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:34

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Hell Yeah posted:

which game of thrones character would you want to have sex with then crush their head with a rock?

Tormund Giantsbane

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:34

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Hell Yeah posted:

which game of thrones character would you want to have sex with then crush their head with a rock?

I think you have this in the wrong order?

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:38

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

I think this last page is bad and thread needs to pull up fast

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:42

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

Toadvine posted:

I think this last page is bad and thread needs to pull up fast

Look at this wrong rear end bitch

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:42

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Arthas.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:43

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

ElGroucho posted:

Look at this wrong rear end bitch

What's wrong rear end is posting about which fictional fantasy character you'd gently caress and kill.

Shame on all you dorks.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:45

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Toadvine.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:47

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

Order of operations really should be respected.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:48

solar energy panel: Apr 30, 2007

Toadvine posted:

What's wrong rear end is posting about which fictional fantasy character you'd gently caress and kill.

Shame on all you dorks.

Tormund Giantsbane

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:56

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

# ? Aug 15, 2017 15:58

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:00

Knight: Dec 23, 2000; SPACE-A-HOLIC; Taco Defender

I hope Cersei has her baby and Tyrion steps on it and he looks like a giant in comparison to it.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:08

Toadvine: Mar 16, 2009; Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Waltzing Along posted:

Toadvine.

Can't have me

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:09

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

I hope zombie Hodor steps on Bran for making him into a retard.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:10

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

TERRIBLE SHITLORD posted:

loving lol

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:11

Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Knight posted:

I hope Cersei has her baby and Tyrion steps on it and he looks like a giant in comparison to it.

I hope her baby was conceived by Tywin so that it is her brother and it is a dwarf and she dies during childbirth to fulfill the prophecy while Tyrion gets drunk and jizzes on her face.

# ? Aug 15, 2017 16:15