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In college when I was still underage and the only alcohol our older friend would buy us was steel reserve and popov vodka and only if we paid him double the retail price (because he was an rear end in a top hat), we'd mix in a shot of that into the beer. It was absolutely disgusting and probably the trashiest drink you could make, but honestly I prefer it that way than drinking popov straight because that stuff tastes like nothing but burning with a hint of chemicals. I'd never drink it again though and ever since turning 21 I've sworn off any liquor that comes in a plastic bottle.
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RFC2324 posted:You can get a gallon of cheap rear end vodka for like 8 bucks most liquor stores I've been in. That's 151 units of alcohol where I live. For €7.  Most bang for my buck I can get for that price is like 24 units from two flagons of some rank Tesco cider.
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budweiser and wild turkey i call it "the american dream"
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Shot of Malort and a can of Old Style. Called "The Chicago Handshake."
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sandoz posted:budweiser and wild turkey The old kickin' chicken
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Aug 15, 2017 14:27
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Lionshead puts the harder puzzles on the bottom of the case.
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loquacius posted:this sounds like a great way to go blind Blind drunk, nearly instantly, yes. That poo poo hits like a freight train, and not in a "Wooo let's party!" fun way. It should be reserved specifically for people who have witnessed atrocities and want to forget about what they saw.
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quote:At night, I constantly need to pee. get your prostate examined and stop peeing on the dang floor quote:The title of this thread does make me want to ask. I started going to therapy again. I have horrible self esteem and think I'm hideous inside and out, unworthy of anything good in life, etc. Is it part of the therapy process to tell your patient she is attractive physically and has many attractive personality traits? I've been to a few different therapists, but this is the first time as an adult I've gone to one close to my own age. I do need help. At times I'm a poor judge of character in both social and professional settings and am either untrusting or completely trusting. The phrase "sunk cost fallacy" is something I think about a lot, if that makes more sense. My confession is: I don't want to gently caress my therapist, and I don't want him to gently caress me, but I wonder if he is going to, either literally or figuratively. yeah uh I'd find a different therapist People do this all the time for worse reasons than this, it should be easy to bullshit an excuse
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You can always find another new therapist if you want, but yeah it's normal imo if that's the kind of issues you're dealing with. My therapist was like a late-40s woman and she did that a bunch in a noncreepy way.
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I wonder what happened to therapy goon I bet he isn't allowed to use the internet anymore
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loquacius posted:get your prostate examined and stop peeing on the dang floor Night Pee goon, this is also a common early symptom of type 2 diabetes. Get checked out by a doctor immediately. The good news is if you catch it early enough you can often control it with diet and exercise, so don't put it off.
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Aug 15, 2017 16:15
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mkultra419 posted:Night Pee goon, this is also a common early symptom of type 2 diabetes. Get checked out by a doctor immediately. The good news is if you catch it early enough you can often control it with diet and exercise, so don't put it off. Dude is pissing on the floor because he's too lazy to go back to the bathroom. He ain't fixin' nothin' with diet and exercise.
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Aug 15, 2017 18:34
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Jesus piss goon, get a fuckin mason jar or something.
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The Diddler posted:Dude is pissing on the floor because he's too lazy to go back to the bathroom. He ain't fixin' nothin' with diet and exercise. Ahahaha
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Isn't there a knothole you can pee through so you're not technically peeing on the floor? Come on, man, get with the program here.
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In a previous iteration of this thread, I remember someone confessing that they sometimes pee in the pile of dirty laundry on their floor. A few confessions later someone else admitted to voluntarily peeing the bed out of laziness, to which some poster in the thread replied "Come on, can't you walk ten feet to the dirty laundry pile?" Anonymous confessions about pissing are somehow more popular than just about any other theme, including adultery.
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if i need a piss in real life while asleep i have dreams where i piss in strange places but then i wake up and go to the bathroom and piss in a toilet like a normal person
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HerStuddMuffin posted:In a previous iteration of this thread, I remember someone confessing that they sometimes pee in the pile of dirty laundry on their floor. A few confessions later someone else admitted to voluntarily peeing the bed out of laziness, to which some poster in the thread replied "Come on, can't you walk ten feet to the dirty laundry pile?" Jesus loving christ the stink of ammonia 
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Jose posted:if i need a piss in real life while asleep i have dreams where i piss in strange places but then i wake up and go to the bathroom and piss in a toilet like a normal person
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Jose posted:if i need a piss in real life while asleep i have dreams where i piss in strange places but then i wake up and go to the bathroom and piss in a toilet like a normal person This but i hold it in my dream then wake up and go piss. I don't trust myself not to get confused about being asleep.
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Pissgoon: May I suggest investing in a litter box? If you're going to act like a lazy, smelly, disgusting animal, you might as well go full-on cat.
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quote:At night, I constantly need to pee. If it's only a tiny little trick of piss I get this when I ejaculate and pee too close together. It's uncomfortable and it's a tiny amount of piss each time, just a few drops. Also, as previously mentioned, check for beetus and stuff. Apropos of nothing during some severe depression moments I've had up to sixteen litres worth of piss bottles in my bedroom at a time. Moving to piss is vastly overvalued as a character trait.
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hey so i guess we're all talking about pissing now non anonymous confession: i sweated a lot in my sleep last night - so much the sheets were damp and i worried i'd pissed myself. luckily by boxers were bone dry and it was mostly around my armpits
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Non anon confession: lol if you don't have a chamber pot and a fat nerd to clean it up
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bunnyofdoom posted:Non anon confession: lol if you don't have a chamber pot and a fat nerd to clean it up thats a horrible way to talk about your husband
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If you people are young to middle-aged and have to get up at night frequently and regularly to pee you should really see a doctor. That is not normal.
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Police Automaton posted:If you people are young to middle-aged and have to get up at night frequently and regularly to pee you should really see a doctor. That is not normal. right though unless you are  and/or drink a lot of beer.
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number one pta fan posted:If it's only a tiny little trick of piss I get this when I ejaculate and pee too close together. It's uncomfortable and it's a tiny amount of piss each time, just a few drops. Also, as previously mentioned, check for beetus and stuff. I'm about 90% this is a prostate problem. Go get a doctor to stick his finger in your butt before you die!
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Piss up a rope No no, I mean it, we have to test your potential diabetes you goony gently caress
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Bellowing, "Blast my butthole with your healing touch as I'm in a pissy way Doc!" is optional, but I feel should be necessary.
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I got kicked out of a bar once for pissing in the kitchen garbage can. gently caress you for only having a single occupancy men's room and chaining the emergency exit so couldn't go out to piss in the ally. Jokes on them though. The previous week I tried to find an nonexistent bathroom in the managers office. Had to pee in something so I grabbed a glass candle jar but it ended up having a hole in it so my piss went all over his desk. I grabbed his jacket and mopped it up because I'm a stand up guy.
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LingcodKilla posted:I got kicked out of a bar once for pissing in the kitchen garbage can. you didn't get banned for this? haha wow
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I've done some insanely stupid poo poo at bars and been thrown out of plenty only to go back in a few weeks with no issues, but pissing on the manager's coat seems like The Final Straw.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I've done some insanely stupid poo poo at bars and been thrown out of plenty only to go back in a few weeks with no issues, but pissing on the manager's coat seems like The Final Straw. more like the only straw... you're not only pissing off regulars, abusing the help, but it's also a health code issue AND shows prima facie someone was overserved
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maskenfreiheit posted:more like the only straw... you're not only pissing off regulars, abusing the help, but it's also a health code issue AND shows prima facie someone was overserved Lol perhaps you missed the part were the emergency exit was chained shut. gently caress that place and I'm glad they went out of business.
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You should have just started a fire in the bathroom to show them the error of their ways. Not peeing on something. That's wrong.
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Sometimes you just have to let it flow
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I like Chad.
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Taking the piss. Taking a piss. The piss tape is real.
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