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dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Yeah, say what you will about McD's fare in general, but their lettuce game is probably the worst in the business. I've never seen a piece of McDonalds lettuce that doesn't look like it's been sitting on the floor for a few days.

Even Burger King has fresher lettuce, which is saying something considering the entire BK experience is a dumpster fire from top to bottom.

Up here in Canada I've found the McLettuce has always tasted fresh. Maybe it's the colder climate.

Otoh the Canadian institution Mr Sub gets all.of their lettuce from a compost heap.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I thought it was fake. I'm surprised.

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.




Maybe it's just a weird sponsorship deal.

"THIS CRIME SCENE BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHATABURGER!"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

CellBlock posted:

Maybe it's just a weird sponsorship deal.

"THIS CRIME SCENE BROUGHT TO YOU BY WHATABURGER!"

According to the news article, the cops were worried about evidence being lost or washed away by rain after a murder before Forensics could arrive and improvised crime scene markers. There's also pics elsewhere of cops using Whataburger cups and take-out containers for the same purpose.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I mean... Why not?

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Truly the great villains of our age.

Nutella and Kinder egg lorry stolen in German sugar rush

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40924633

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Tardigrade posted:

Truly the great villains of our age.

Nutella and Kinder egg lorry stolen in German sugar rush

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40924633

The origin story of the super villain Diabetus.

Der Kyhe has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Aug 14, 2017

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
A SERIAL shoplifter has been dubbed the ‘Poo Bomber’ by Australian police after being caught “defecating” in the shops she steals from.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/42347...-wont-jail-her/

weird.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004
Japan is suffering from a crippling shortage of Ninja.

(JP language news article from today, in case anything's new).

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Have they tried looking a little harder?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Japan might need to start importing. From America, even.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtrYgNut1E

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

https://twitter.com/atlasobscura/status/897520072582889476

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

The MSJ posted:

Japan might need to start importing. From America, even.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAtrYgNut1E

Pfft. They need Italians with dubbed American accents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f70sKbqr3g

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0zQA08HMRA

That's a weird way to write Pierre Kirby

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Burkion posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0zQA08HMRA

That's a weird way to write Pierre Kirby

As far as I know, Pierre Kirby died fighting pirates.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
That's how any great ninja should die.

Mysteriously, with pirates involved.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Burkion posted:

That's how any great ninja should die.

Mysteriously, with pirates involved.

wow I almost forgot what the internet was like in 2003

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




'It still fits': Diamond ring missing since 2004 turns up on garden carrot

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I guess somebody really likes carrots.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I guess somebody really likes carats.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I want to see the article for that, because if the writer didn't make a carrot/karat pun they should be fired on the spot.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Sir Lemming posted:

I want to see the article for that, because if the writer didn't make a carrot/karat pun they should be fired on the spot.

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/engagement-ring-found-on-carrot-alberta-1.4248131

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!

Fire the bastard

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
So is this the best or worst of all timelines that we live in?

https://twitter.com/KelvinGawley/status/897885548349603840/photo/1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiYeVWTL11Q

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
From IoSM, h/t TinTower:

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I read a bunch of old newspaper clippings from southern VA coal towns last week and while they were all amazing, this one stood out.



Like I guess above all else, miners respect a dude's nap time.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet


As I understand it the nazis cancelled the DC demonstration, as well as the Boston one that would have overlapped with some kind of cosplay event.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
https://twitter.com/Playboy/status/897623950292922368

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Pffft. shows how much they know.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




The MSJ posted:

Pffft. shows how much they know.

You have no idea how much your grandpa loved titties when he was your age.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003


Juggalos are socialists and there are tons of ICP songs about killing racists

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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AlmightyBob posted:

Juggalos are socialists and there are tons of ICP songs about killing racists

They also aren't afraid to throw down and fight either. Say what you want about ICP, but they preach tolerance and acceptance of everyone and it's one of the biggest things their fans cling to ardently. If this really happens then it very well could make Antifa look like school yard playtime.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hard to be interested in tits when so many millennial males already have a pair of their own.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

simple, rear end rules

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Millennials are ruining everything.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Snake people! :argh:

canis minor
May 4, 2011

From http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/08/fatbergs-fat-cities-sewers-wet-wipes-science/

quote:

In China, fat from sewers and traps is illicitly scooped, cleaned up—though not well—and sold on the black market as “gutter oil.” In cheap restaurants and street stalls, your dinner might even be cooked in gutter oil.

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Say Nothing posted:

Millennials are ruining everything.


:killing:

I think I'm the most curious/confused about the handshake one.

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Lord Hydronium posted:

:killing:

I think I'm the most curious/confused about the handshake one.

It's because we have weak grip strength or something.
http://adequateman.deadspin.com/you-puny-millennial-weaklings-disgust-me-a-tough-sine-1785344712

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