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Chill la Chill posted:
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That book is great, fite me heretic Aside from the question why Space Marines are invading WW2 Earth so randomly they don't even know who they're fighting (seriously, though, why) Devastators usually carry 4 heavy weapons and are't dropped as a vanguard... loving nerd can't even get hams right
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Aug 14, 2017 20:16
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Doesn't the "Skyhammer Annihilation Force" have something about dropping Devastators as a vanguard to pin units so they can be charged sans overwatch by Assault Marines? Wait, what am I saying? Why am I trying to justify someone's lovely fanfic?
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Ilor posted:Why would he need to defeat them? They'd see that he's da biggest and da greenest, and naturally he would lead the next great Waaaaaagh. It is known. But where are his tusks? His gubbins and bitz? What's that black stuff on his head? Also, purple pants? Red's fine, it's fast. Blue's fine, it's lucky. But putting them both together straight doesn't work!
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Aug 14, 2017 23:22
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JcDent posted:That book is great, fite me heretic The rapid response frontline devastator is a recurring meme in our i'm the games in byob, so.....
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Screaming Idiot posted:But where are his tusks? His gubbins and bitz? What's that black stuff on his head? Also, purple pants? Red's fine, it's fast. Blue's fine, it's lucky. But putting them both together straight doesn't work! A fine point, but then Hulk punches the Ork asking all the stoopid questions, and the rest all cheer. The questioning ork probably cheers too, if hes lucky enough to still be alive and conscious.
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Screaming Idiot posted:But where are his tusks? His gubbins and bitz? What's that black stuff on his head? Also, purple pants? Red's fine, it's fast. Blue's fine, it's lucky. But putting them both together straight doesn't work! I regularly paint ork pants purple just because green and purple look good together. Didn't even make the Hulk connection until now.
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Wasn't there an actual storyline where Hulk got shot into space, took over an alien empire and then invaded earth? Just sayin' it's not out of canon for Hulk to lead hordes of aliens.
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SteelMentor posted:Wasn't there an actual storyline where Hulk got shot into space, took over an alien empire and then invaded earth? Planet Hulk - He works his way up from enslaved pit-gladiator to king of the planet.
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Aug 15, 2017 01:01
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Screaming Idiot posted:But where are his tusks? His gubbins and bitz? What's that black stuff on his head? Also, purple pants? Red's fine, it's fast. Blue's fine, it's lucky. But putting them both together straight doesn't work! The black stuff is obviously a hair squig, just a really boring colour.
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SteelMentor posted:Wasn't there an actual storyline where Hulk got shot into space, took over an alien empire and then invaded earth? There was also a short run Punisher story called Space Punisher where Hulk was essentially an eternally pissed off comet who would fly through space. Once he hit a ship he would tear it apart with his bare hands and jump away till he got something else. Iirc he had four arms and fucks up a bunch of watchers. It owned.
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Weirdo posted:Planet Hulk - He works his way up from enslaved pit-gladiator to king of the planet. Primarch Hulk of the World Eaters
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Aug 15, 2017 06:48
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:uhhh, that would actually inflict 54450 unsaved wounds on space marines, so that squad of ten imperial fists would be wiped out in the blink of an eye Pretty sure the Krauts would be at BS like, -37. They could roll 19 sixes in a row, and the Marines would still be unfazed. While it was terrible, spergy, and just weird, that fanfic was no worse than some of the actual novels GW has put out.
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Chill la Chill posted:The rapid response frontline devastator is a recurring meme in our i'm the games in byob, so..... Details? Also, a WWII infantryman would be unlikely to call Botler a rifle (it is an look more like an oversize SMG) or Heavy Bolter a heavy machinegun because it doesn't look like anything. Anyways, here's an Orkstealer:  [url=http://knightmareminiatures.com/]Some Spanish sculptor is sculpting oldhammerish poo poo.
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JcDent posted:Details? (Someone posts a 40k picture) "im the rapid response devastator" "im the acceptable substitute for a battle-mound" "I'm the Skull Crotch" "okay but what are you in the picture" etc
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Hamshot posted:So, who would win Emps vs Incredible Hulk? Given that the Emperor is a corpse (not an animated corpse or anything. Just... a corpse) I'm going to have to hand this one to the Hulk.
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The Lone Badger posted:Given that the Emperor is a corpse (not an animated corpse or anything. Just... a corpse) I'm going to have to hand this one to the Hulk. Yet another reason why Fantasy is better than 40k. Being just a non-animated corpse never stopped Kroak from getting poo poo done
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JcDent posted:Anyways, here's an Orkstealer:  Back to the topic, here's something from the WMH thread (  ):  Pierzak fucked around with this message at 16:49 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Aug 15, 2017 16:46
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IM THE drat BALLS
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Xarbala posted:(Someone posts a 40k picture) Yeah, the rapid response devastator has been a staple of 40k art for at least a decade.
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Moola posted:IM THE drat BALLS
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Moola posted:IM THE drat BALLS im the limp potato dick
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Aug 15, 2017 17:31
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im the lovingly highlighted yet anatomically incorrect rear end
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the real question here is does the little guy have his own uniquely sculpted package
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Cat Face Joe posted:im the lovingly highlighted yet anatomically incorrect rear end I mean we can go on with the anatomically weird pecs and crystalline formations too, butt Cat Face Joe posted:the real question here is does the little guy have his own uniquely sculpted package
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Weirdo posted:Planet Hulk - He works his way up from enslaved pit-gladiator to king of the planet. Coming soon to a theatre, in Thor Ragnorork. I'm the little man on the shoulder raising his fists. Is that an official model, or a conversion? Foolster41 fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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Chill la Chill posted:I am the flaccid Would this model be improved if it were erect?
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GREATER GOOD HERO KAIS'LA "THE GAMER" edit: whole site is a gold mine. https://wargameexclusive.com Cat Face Joe fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Aug 15, 2017 |
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MasterSlowPoke posted:THIS IS NOT A TOY I saw "alternative head included", somehow missed the pic of the lady and thought they were going to include Boba Fett's head without the helmet. Then shrugged my shoulder and thought, "eh, Japan. Whatchu gonna do".
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Aug 15, 2017 22:27
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Kabuki-studio? More like Bukakke-studio.
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Cat Face Joe posted:GREATER GOOD HERO KAIS'LA "THE GAMER" There's a naked Tau lady on that website in particular that we've made fun of in the 40k thread many, many times They have some okay sculpts but then 50% of it or more is ladies in bikini armor or completely naked.
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Zaphod42 posted:There's a naked Tau lady on that website in particular that we've made fun of in the 40k thread many, many times They put tits on necrons...
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Cat Face Joe posted:GREATER GOOD HERO KAIS'LA "THE GAMER" One time, years ago, I had a guy ask if I could paint the resting sniper one. The look on my face got him to drop the idea real quick.
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Aug 16, 2017 13:06
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It's frustrating because they have a bunch of good stuff like the Ork bitz and Imperial Cars, which I kind of want but not at the expense of supporting a company that makes awful titty figures.
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Frobbe posted:They put tits on necrons... Well, necrons probably love tits just as much as the next xeno
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"And THIS is what the ladies will be wearing for eternity!" said the sexist Necronyr scientist, unveiling the tit-bots to a horrified audience.
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Slimnoid posted:One time, years ago, I had a guy ask if I could paint the resting sniper one. a look of UNRESTRAINED ANIMAL LUST
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moths posted:"And THIS is what the ladies will be wearing for eternity!" said the sexist Necronyr scientist, unveiling the tit-bots to a horrified audience. 
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I'm totally gonna get one of those Imperial Cars for my FLGS as soon as I have money for terrain. Then I'll get their cataphrons, because they look better and are cheaper.
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