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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

oh i see why Chokes, dw just invent a job

its what the millenials do nowadays, its all the rage :sparkles:

also

https://twitter.com/salgentile/status/897798988346396676

https://twitter.com/deep_beige/status/710176449680973826

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Augus
Mar 9, 2015


C-Euro posted:

Boobs vs. rear end is one of those few arguments where "the truth is in the middle!" is an OK stance

so...the navel then?

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




pffft what about Hurra Torpedo?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

corruption of the blood is some fukken bullshit too motherfukker

fun fact: corruption of the blood is unconstitutional

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

https://twitter.com/yashar/status/897831262332833793

Russians to the rescue

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

shiksa posted:

yeesh. you know you're in a bad place when you reflexively think you're the nazi everyones talking about

probably, you dont see it as a bad place personally. nazis aint good at empathy, after all

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

PUTIN

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm about halfway between an A and B cup myself and I gotta say, I don't love em

How does your SO feel about them? Boobs are for other people, same with butts.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

so is hbo gonna air their confederate fanfic still?

i'm guessing they will but they'll make the slant a lot more obviously anti-confederate so it might actually be decent in theory

(it won't be tho)

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



:thunk:

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Joementum posted:

fun fact: corruption of the blood is unconstitutional

fun fact: the constitution, also some motherfukken bullshit

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cumshitter posted:

so wait if thinsgs gain infinite mass as they approach the speed of light would that mean id have infinite cum in my rear end???

the cum is finite, with infinite* mass

*approaching

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/897851863814594560

lmao @ the nazi/hydra logo

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

euphronius posted:

I think the coolest cosmology thing to come or recently is that the universe is infinite

just crazy

so is it infinite and expanding too?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Ahaha awesome

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
I'm a T&A centrist

*admires own belly folds*

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

juche avocado posted:

the cum is finite, with infinite* mass

*approaching

the cum death of the universe

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

mister magpie posted:

the cum death of the universe

im down with this

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
owned

https://twitter.com/bostonglobe/status/897822712323858433

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

"racism is a Russian psyop"

- liberals, probably

Jazerus
May 24, 2011



man the writers are a little obsessed this season with tying every plot line in with russia

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

euphronius posted:

James McPherson wrote a better book than foots tho

McPherson covers literally every aspect of the war while foote is just a narrative of the battles

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


cumshitter posted:

they did it was called true blood and it was about gay ex-confederate vampires getting dudes high on their ecstacy blood so they could mess around with them

You make true blood sound way better than it actually was

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

LMAO

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

mister magpie posted:

the cum death of the universe

cummies entropy :ohdear:

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





gradenko_2000 posted:

I'm watching Ken Burns The Civil right now and Foote just said the single most valorous act of the war was the Union soldiers charging Marye's Heights thirteen times without giving up until Burnside ordered the retreat.

Yeah I mean he does try to be very evenhanded throughout, and praises the bravery of Union troops a number of times, but then he also like literally tears up with pride while talking about the "rebel yell" lol

BrownieMinusEye
Apr 22, 2008

Oven Wrangler

cumshitter posted:

so wait if thinsgs gain infinite mass as they approach the speed of light would that mean id have infinite cum in my rear end???

Same number of cum atoms, they just heavier

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

lmao

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

So is the Ramblin' Wreck moving in or something?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
hey guys what do you do when you have someone who adulates nazis and white supremacist as a president

do you denounce it or do you have to respect the legality of the office

are we all sov cits automatically now

how does this work

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mrbradlymrmartin posted:

its way more responsive to touch if u dont have the brains plugged in, plus the gate output operation is a little diff

i think its mostly just a matter of personal taste -- i dont rly need *sequencing* in my rack so much as i just need some sort of responsive controller, and pressure points is fukken great :thumbsup:

good on you for deadpandozing right through a trite piss joke/serious commentary <3

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

You make true blood sound way better than it actually was
thats too easy:
true blood, but only one season

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
validation of multiverse theory has really increased the feeling of unmattering so there's that

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





mister magpie posted:

the cum death of the universe

gently caress

uh

wow jeez i really want that username but i like this one

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Lastgirl posted:

dodnal trump did a sieg heil while blowing up an expensive 45 million dollar, enough to feed the homeless population in america in its entirety, shooty plane named after a stupid bird and shot an 8 year old girl personally, as if he were there, in the neck as well as displacing himself in time 7 months later by using his copy of Mein Kampft as a time portal to go ahead and personally commandeer a dodge challenger simultaneously

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



Stellar planning guys just top notch

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/the_omwc/status/897854356132900868

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

juche avocado posted:

good on you for deadpandozing right through a trite piss joke/serious commentary <3
:cmon: u think idk what the first part of the pp/brains combo is who u think u playin with








-brad

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

tfw the millionaire executives making million dollar decisions are dumber then everyone who you know who made $25,000 last year.

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