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It even has the "bunch of half-life 2 props" background.
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Marvel's art has been somehow going really downhill since the 90s.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 05:58 |
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I think you will find that it's actually a knife shooting gun.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 07:12 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Stabbing is worse. Stabbing and twisting is next level better. A gun that shoots twisting knives though.....that's the ultimate. A swordsplosion if you like.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 08:11 |
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When did the humble shotgun stopped being enough for the audience?
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 08:22 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I think you will find that it's actually a knife shooting gun. actually that's punisher shooting gun
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 09:28 |
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It looked like a drawing to me
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 12:40 |
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Jabor posted:It even has the "bunch of half-life 2 props" background.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 13:19 |
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Collateral Damage posted:What about a gun that fires swords? Swords that explode and break into smaller swords! That also explode! Let's be realistic here. Now a tomahawk launching catapult on the otherhand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYMUU6jvQ2k edit: sam dude weaponizing Christmas Trees: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSTK20XEpqM
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 13:48 |
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Collateral Damage posted:What about a gun that fires swords? Swords that explode and break into smaller swords! That also explode! Lol that's from borderlands 2, from the name swordsplosion to the fact that it shoots swords that explodes into smaller swords that explode. here's a video from 4 years ago
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 14:36 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's be realistic here. Now a tomahawk launching catapult on the otherhand: JoergSprave is a madman, and I love him.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 15:08 |
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FMguru posted:THIS MAN MAY NEVER ESCAPE HIS WATERY GRAVE
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 15:38 |
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Sea Patrol is really cracking down
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 15:42 |
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Randbrick posted:I am a great fan of the Socratic method as a tool to jerk around and juke people down a dialectic.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:06 |
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for some reason it is really easy to imagine a fat scraggly-haired dude with a high pitched voice reading that very angrily
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:35 |
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God drat I do not miss gbs 1.0 "I wrote a huge mountain of words so surely I won" style burns
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:55 |
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Lol its probs cause your stupid
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:56 |
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For twelve posts, you have been asking: is Randbrick mad? This is Randbrick speaking. I am the man who is not mad. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.”
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:56 |
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The last paragraph is quite good at least
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 17:59 |
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I assumed this post was a "legendary burn" from 2004 or w/e but no... it was posted today
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 18:12 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Lol its probs cause your stupid gently caress, owned again!!
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 18:14 |
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purple death ray posted:God drat I do not miss gbs 1.0 "I wrote a huge mountain of words so surely I won" style burns
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 18:34 |
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it's weird because randbrick is normally funnier than the last six pages combined
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:11 |
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That's something a twelve year old posts on TV tropes about how he totally made this jock cry and the whole class applauded and a cheerleader blew him right there
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:16 |
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:it's weird because randbrick is normally funnier than the last six pages combined I was thrown off by this as well and thought someone just misquoted him or something. maybe he's melting down like everyone on GBS in the trump threads right now
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:27 |
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I am in favor of the revival of the long-form post. I think it's time. The big problem is everyone chasing a style. They used to all chase the Noni-style giant Dave Barry column post. Now they chase the no-punctuation FYAD-lite one-liner. I hope we get lots of posters posting different ways, instead of a school of fish swimming from trend to trend.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:36 |
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There was nothing wrong with that post you holier-than-thou babies Clicking through and reading the conversation leading up to that point, it seems to be a justified and genuine expression of frustration at some profound stupidity Son of Thunderbeast has a new favorite as of 20:44 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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Wrong. It's because I post on a phone and you're out of your mind if I'm gonna write some huge diatribe in lieu of calling someone a colossal fag
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:44 |
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Oldie but a goodie:Bates posted:Isn't it basically what Steve Jobs did? Not crystals specifically but some kind of bonkum instead of actual medical treatment. It was weird because he had his genome sequenced which is all sci fi technotopia but then for a while he still preferred juice fasts over surgery. Nintendo Kid posted:He ate a special diet instead of getting minimally invasive surgery to remove the cancerous area. wayfinder posted:Just not open to the idea of removing or replacing parts I guess.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:49 |
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Glenn Quebec posted:Wrong. It's because I post on a phone and you're out of your mind if I'm gonna write some huge diatribe in lieu of calling someone a colossal fag With you until the last two words. Fag, like retard, are lost completely to the insultee with a conscience, and the world is poorer for it.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:53 |
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Jinh posted:Oldie but a goodie: Holy poo poo.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:55 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am in favor of the revival of the long-form post. I think it's time. The big problem is everyone chasing a style. They used to all chase the Noni-style giant Dave Barry column post. Now they chase the no-punctuation FYAD-lite one-liner. I hope we get lots of posters posting different ways, instead of a school of fish swimming from trend to trend. *Effortpost* "LOL. Look at this fag caring and trying." *legions of GBS shitposters jizz their pants and crown their new king*
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:56 |
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I know I said fag but nothing else you just vomited out, terribly, makes any sense.
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 19:57 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am in favor of the revival of the long-form post. I think it's time. The big problem is everyone chasing a style. They used to all chase the Noni-style giant Dave Barry column post. Now they chase the no-punctuation FYAD-lite one-liner. I hope we get lots of posters posting different ways, instead of a school of fish swimming from trend to trend. One of those styles is a lot more accessible to the mobile user than the other. What I mean is I'm lazy
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 20:48 |
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Oh no, you might have to flick your thumb a couple times to scroll past a longer quote perhaps lowtax should instate a character limit for posts. 140 seems reasonable
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:13 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:Oh no, you might have to flick your thumb a couple times to scroll past a longer quote Maybe we should go back to long posts so this idiot can learn to read. It's the difficulty of typing on a phone not the length of time of scrolling
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:21 |
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There's a time and place for effort posting, if you have something interesting to tell people that's a little different than using several hundred words to call someone a dumbass
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:29 |
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you can absolutely rip into a dumb person with a long form post but put some effort in to actually be entertaining instead of sounding like an angry nerd
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# ? Aug 16, 2017 21:36 |
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Jinh posted:Oldie but a goodie: There's a chance this is actually closer to the truth than you'd expect. Cause, you know, if it were true then that's pretty much exactly how it would manifest. Latter day motherfucker.
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FactsAreUseless posted:I am in favor of the revival of the long-form post. I think it's time. The big problem is everyone chasing a style. They used to all chase the Noni-style giant Dave Barry column post. Now they chase the no-punctuation FYAD-lite one-liner. I hope we get lots of posters posting different ways, instead of a school of fish swimming from trend to trend. When it comes to good, creative long-form burns, I don't think anyone is ever gonna top g0m's "a thread in which every day Abe gets owned really hard". (the links point to "abe if you clicked this link i swear to god you just got owned twice as hard" on pastebin) (the link led to an actual game just as he describes. He even made a mac port.) edit: Abe is now demodded and g0m is writing for the front page, which should count towards the ownage total Syd Midnight has a new favorite as of 22:24 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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