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trump was probably really into the idea of presidential pardons until someone told him he has to sign each one individually, by hand. ain't no way he is ever going to put in that much work.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:September 16th is my wife's birthday. I'm not getting her poo poo because she gets to watch juggalos fight Nazis on live tv and what could I possibly give her that's better than that? When you think about it, it's everyone's birthday. 
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gently caress it, I'll buy an icp album of a juggalo punches a nazi.
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Catastrophe posted:Donald J Trump is president, Kid Rock is running for Senate, actual Nazis are marching in the streets again and give themselves nicknames like Baked Alaska, and fans of the cringey rap group Insane Clown Posse are planning to battle white supremacists in the streets of the nation's capitol with hatchets. Capital. When we're talking dumb group vs. hideously dumb group we must be careful to avoid spelling errors.
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i will listen to the magnets song in its entirety and not say it is dumb within five minutes of listening to it if juggalos murder nazis
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Capital. When we're talking dumb group vs. hideously dumb group we must be careful to avoid spelling errors. thank you for this insightful post about spelling errors namaste
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actually im not going to listen to the magnets song but i will watch juggalos murder nazis
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Chinatown posted:I hope a giant protester steps on someone!
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as a centrist, I'm worried about the effect this may have on nazi-juggalo relations
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hamtaro posted:as a centrist, I'm worried about the effect this may have on nazi-juggalo relations We can only hope the flames of war consume them both.
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Juggalos legit hate Nazis. They Love meth too, it's pretty much a win win
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Captain Yossarian posted:Juggalos legit hate Nazis. They Love meth too, it's pretty much a win win Juggalos the only voice of reason in 2017
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I used to talk to a girl who worked at Psychopathic Records. She said that the ICP were actually nice guys and all the fans she ever talked to were weird, but basically good folks. They're easy to make fun of and don't get mad about it, since they're pretty self-aware of who and what they are. So yeah, we should all root for the Juggalos.
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I will buy all ICP records if they reveal that the Magnets song was just misdirection while they secretly funded man-portable gauss cannons that they live fire test on proud boys next month.
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This is like a webcomic come to life. Is this real life? You guys would tell me if you were fever dreams, right?
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Sedge and Bee posted:This is like a webcomic come to life. this is actually the prequel to Fury Road
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Sedge and Bee posted:This is like a webcomic come to life. Would you tell us the same?
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Catastrophe posted:It is 2017. We've built the most powerful country in the world, had a civil war, participated in world wars, became a manufacturing giant and turned into a tech giant, improved women's rights, improved civil rights... and then we elected a black president that broke society's mind and now: And to think only a few hours ago I had posted how this wasn't funny anymore. Back to lollin. I'm gonna need to livestream this poo poo.
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also im pretty sure most of the events so far are consistent with homestuck canon. if andrew hussie is correct, shaggy 2 dope and violent j will both be elected president in 2024 e: "In the ensuing chaos, media fame and governmental power became effectively one and the same, which the Condesce exploited by ensuring celebrities sympathetic to her cause gained high office. This scheme culminated in the 2024 election, in which Juggalo Party candidates Jay and Dope, using their fame as the Insane Clown Posse and their massive juggalo following, were able to win and become the first Dual-Presidents of the United States" obama made anime real, trump made homestuck real hamtaro fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Aug 17, 2017 |
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super macho dude posted:“We’re going to lol. We’re going to lol so much. We’re going to lol at trade, we’re going to lol at the border. We’re going to lol so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of lol'ing, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t lol anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to lol anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else. And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep lol'ing, hmbol'ing, laffo'ing, We’re going to make America lol again! " holy poo poo  HE WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!
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Tumble posted:my little pet theory is that Russians have direct evidence of Trump loving around with young teen girls. his modelling company was just such an obvious front to bring girls over here to the US that there is no way they haven't collected some kind of evidence - all of those girls came over from Russia/Eastern Europe. If you never read the quote of what Trump said about confirmed pedophile Jeff Epstein you gotta Google it. it's completely  Oh and Trump tried to hire the guy in his cabinet that got Epstein a slap on the wrist
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woop woop punch a nazi woop woop
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do u know jenny posted:If you never read the quote of what Trump said about confirmed pedophile Jeff Epstein you gotta Google it. it's completely i dont want to google that, you got a link?
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hamtaro posted:this is actually the prequel to Fury Road Wet Hot American Summer is the prequel to Fury Road?
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Captain Yossarian posted:Juggalos legit hate Nazis. They Love meth too, it's pretty much a win win I will put my money on the methed-out, 350 pound, face painted juggalo of indeterminate gender over a Nazi any drat day of the week holy poo poo.
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Pussy Quipped posted:I will put my money on the methed-out, 350 pound, face painted juggalo of indeterminate gender over a Nazi any drat day of the week holy poo poo. lol this got me chortlin p. good.
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Pussy Quipped posted:I will put my money on the methed-out, 350 pound, face painted juggalo of indeterminate gender over a Nazi any drat day of the week holy poo poo. Especially that striptease Nazi guy.
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Pussy Quipped posted:I will put my money on the methed-out, 350 pound, face painted juggalo of indeterminate gender over a Nazi any drat day of the week holy poo poo. I am literally giddy about the idea of juggalos facing off with khaki-and-torch clad neonazis in the streets of DC. It will be god drat hilarious. The streets will run red with Faygo Redpop. I am also loving the enormous pushback/doxxing of the retards that attended that rally, and the subsequent rivers of tears over it. I cannot believe this is reality. I just can't, it's too good. Everything owns. I'm losing my intense sense of nihilism and I don't know how to deal with that
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Tiny Lowtax posted:September 16th is my wife's birthday. I'm not getting her poo poo because she gets to watch juggalos fight Nazis on live tv and what could I possibly give her that's better than that? Get the large catering tray of steak nachos with everything on them. Maybe something to drink. Only thing better than watching the nazis vs. juggalos fight is eating nachos while you watch.
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poo poo is getting good. Holy gently caress. Please,please, I want to see Juggalos kicking a lot of nazi rear end!! My mind will be blown if that actually happens. gently caress yeah!
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Desperado Bones posted:poo poo is getting good. Holy gently caress. Can you even imagine the president of the united states mentioning juggalos at a press conference
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hamtaro posted:also im pretty sure most of the events so far are consistent with homestuck canon. if andrew hussie is correct, shaggy 2 dope and violent j will both be elected president in 2024 Andrew Hussie is probably laughing to death as we speak.
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when life gets you down just let out a hearty chuckle at the Trump
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Code Jockey posted:Can you even imagine the president of the united states mentioning juggalos at a press conference  It would be a new dream come true.
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Code Jockey posted:Can you even imagine the president of the united states mentioning juggalos at a press conference Juggalos drinking wholesome American Faygo on one side, squaring off against Nazis drinking their fascist Fanta on the other (seriously look it up). President Trump, meanwhile sits in his office and 
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Marketing New Brain posted:Juggalos drinking wholesome American Faygo on one side, squaring off against Nazis drinking their fascist Fanta on the other (seriously look it up). weird, it says but what it should say is cheers for the nazis
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Code Jockey posted:Can you even imagine the president of the united states mentioning juggalos at a press conference I'm pretty sure Reince Priebus has already been mentioned in a press conference
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Smirr posted:im 20 pages behind because apparently the eschaton has been immanentized while i was drinking and i just want to quickly state for the record: lmao Posting from the past to say how much I like the idea of it quietly happening while too drunk to notice
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