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JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:Good job Jon, why did you feel the need to swap away 6 zombies and let a dragon die instead of just getting on the dragon. He made a loving statement to the Night King, North has dragons and poo poo that can kill they jabroni rear end
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myDad posted:Haven't seen the leak, but I assume a spear was used to parallel Cersei & the Scorpion and show how it was pretty much like tactical warhead of GoT lore
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spudsbuckley posted:I'm beginning to think that dragons are a bit poo poo. The dragons ruled for like the first 10 seconds when they showed up to the end of the episode. Killed hundreds if not thousands of skellymans, and then they stopped breathing fire because the writers needed to add drama
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i mean that icicle tore the fucker right in it's its bellows or what the gently caress makes dragons breath fire
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I like to imagine dragons as blimps, untouchable killing machines until somebody hits you right in the tank
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I wonder if we will see the Sand Snake titty girl and her mom again, presumably after going insane from watching her daughter slowly rot
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I'm rooting for the skellymans
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I hope the Night King makes it to King's Landing in time to save those bomb-rear end tittays from rotting away
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He should ride his dragon straight there just to do that, tbh
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Aug 16, 2017 21:39
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Zzulu posted:I'm rooting for the skellymans  loving oval office
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Fried Watermelon posted:I wonder if we will see the Sand Snake titty girl and her mom again, presumably after going insane from watching her daughter slowly rot Mom Snake said her char isn't appearing anymore this season. I assume they are done for the rest of the show too.
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Nebelwerfer posted:He made a loving statement to the Night King, North has dragons and poo poo that can kill they jabroni rear end then the night king made a statement which was "lol thanks for the free dragon"
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Aug 16, 2017 21:47
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Didn't Arya only show up at Winterfell after the scene with the Dornish lady and her daughter
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bag em and tag em posted:then the night king made a statement which was "lol thanks for the free dragon" too bad he infected it with autism
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Mom Snake said her char isn't appearing anymore this season. I assume they are done for the rest of the show too. You loving idiot, they'll cold open the next season with the nk riding to Kings landing to free those bomboos
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bag em and tag em posted:then the night king made a statement which was "lol thanks for the free dragon" that was actually after he hit the homerun The North Remembers
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Aug 16, 2017 21:59
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I mean I hope a midget throws a mineral into the sky
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If Viserion died because his magical fire tank got ruptured, is the NK going to stuff skellymans in the wound to make the dragon airborne/able to barf blue flame again
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Blue Raider posted:this fucker of a television show is like tolkien as performed by the entire cast of eurovision Hahaha it is. I love how much it's become a parody of itself.
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Someone could have socketed the Hound with a Herald of Ash gem, dude seemed disadvantaged while everyone else had obsidian or valyrian or flamey weaps
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watched the episode and got a pretty big lol about how the poo poo started because the hound got bored and threw some rocks
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spudsbuckley posted:Also, Dany is really trusting because she didn't bother to question who the 3 random guys who tagged along were when she was picking them up on her dragon. They're Jon's new buddies. This is setting up her future married life with Jon when she gets a call to pick him up from the bar at 2am cos he's too shitfaced to get home and by the way these are my new drinking bros and they're crashing here tonight? They get home and have unsatisfying emotionless sex as cuck Jorah tries to crack one off while watching, but his peen is still too raw from Sam recently de-grayscaling it. Giving up, he laments the moment the writers forced him to hand back to Jon the Valerian steel phallic symbol that should have been his if he had been a real man. Just then Tormund stumbles into the room. "Hmmmm, bear and dick, I like it...." edit: <Jorah mid-wank> what!? <Tormund> Bear and dick, carry on <Beric Dondarrion> You called? Clyde Radcliffe fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Aug 16, 2017 |
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spudsbuckley posted:I'm beginning to think that dragons are a bit poo poo. Weren't they extinct cause people killed them before dany did her fire voodoo So yeah, they're probably not that great after the initial shock of holy poo poo a fuckin dragon
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Game of thrones is a fun watch. I like it. It's good. And fun.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:Zombie Hodor kills the dragon. It is known. podrick will kill zombie hodor there can be only one (giants-blood dick)
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Clyde Radcliffe posted:<Jorah mid-wank> what!? Nice fanfic getting up in this thread.
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I liked how Viserion was gushing blood as he flew around dying. That was a good effect. Made it obvious the wound was mortal.
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exciting spoilers from the leaked episode: - literally five men fight off about 20,000 zombies for ten extremely tedious minutes - arya lets sansa find her bag of human faces so she can do a bizarre bray wyatt crazy person monologue where she threatens to cut sansa's face off and wear it places, but then doesn't - this is because the first rule of super-secret mystery assassin club is to tell everyone you meet that you're a super-secret mystery assassin - jon decides not to flee with everyone else because he wants ten more minutes killing zombies - emilia clarke makes the same face she makes when she is either happy, sad, or being taken from behind - jon then falls into ice water for five minutes, climbs out under his own power, and is carried back to the wall without dying of massive and overwhelming hypothermia - emilia clarke continues to make the face - jon then decides to bend the knee to the woman who just abandoned him to die, for no clear reason other than he thinks he might get a blowie out of it - i miss stannis
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"Benjen Stark? I thought you were dead!" "Nope." ... I really forgot Benjen appeared in the 6th season so I was confused.
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the night king is gonna open his mouth and be the worst loving actor of all
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Roargasm posted:the night king is gonna open his mouth and be the loving worst actor of all
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Roargasm posted:the night king is gonna open his mouth and be the worst loving actor of all Goddammit does the Night King actually talk
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Knight posted:I hope he opens his mouth and nothing but the sound of wind and weird high pitched scraping come out as subtitles explain what he's saying [For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the dead man who loves his unlife.]
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Jon: come with me Benjen: there isn't time *proceeds to stand around for 5 minutes
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Night King doesn't talk because when Darth Maul his bro talked, no one liked it! He knows better!
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