Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/KWH9n7e.mp4

Aw how cute it's playing in the....... oh............ ooohhhhhhhhh.

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

Aww man, and hell bury it so someone might only realize their flour came with cat nuggets only after they get home.

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Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Ahahah grooooosssss

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:03

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLt7RA4FSu8&t=76s

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:09

minato: Jun 7, 2004; cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.; Taco Defender

http://nypost.com/2017/08/16/court-worker-butt-dials-reporter-admits-he-barely-shows-up-for-166k-job/

quote:

A longtime spokesman for the state court system accidentally butt-dialed a Post reporter � yukking it up about how �I barely show up to work� while pocketing a $166,000-plus salary and boosting his taxpayer-funded pension.

After speaking by cellphone with the reporter about a planned expos� on his cushy schedule, David Bookstaver butt-dialed back, and unwittingly left a four-minute voicemail while chatting with at least two other people.

On the voicemail, Bookstaver admitted lying to The Post about how he spent his weekdays and confirmed the accounts of court-system sources who said he�s been working as few as two days a week.

�Look, the bottom line is, I�ll suffer through a terribly embarrassing story and then go get my f�king pension and retire.�
�I spoke to [the reporter] on the record for awhile. I said, �I�m in a much less visible position; that doesn�t mean I�m not doing anything,� � Bookstaver said.

�But, frankly, look, the bottom line: the story�s true. I�m not doing anything. I barely show up to work and I�ve been caught.�

The remark promoted laughter, after which Bookstaver explained that he didn�t need to show up �because they took away all my responsibilities and left my pay.�

At one point, he lamented over having bragged about his ability to play hooky. �They left me alone and look, I have a big mouth. I told people I�m not doing much. I do take a lot of time off,� he said.

�I kind of asked for it. You know, if you have a big mouth, you know it catches up with you.�

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:12

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

yea but then you have to buy one of those flags. take one off of a nazi and burn that one.

Don't forget: to properly burn a flag you usually need some accelerant like lighter fluid, otherwise you'll look lame trying to slowly melt it.

Here's a Turkish nationalist burning a Kurdish flag and setting himself on fire

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:19

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Baronjutter posted:

Basements have nothing to do with earthquakes and everything to do with frost lines. A foundation for a house has to be below the frost line. If you live somewhere warm, like california, that might be just a few inches down. If you live somewhere with severe winters, that might be 7' down.

Also, having grown up in at least Southern California, and having been a state trained brushfire and flood fighter, the earth there tends to be rocky and dense as all hell. As such, I imagine it would get very expensive very quickly.

EDIT: Still agitated as hell about that Vice video and how much I want to introduce Caldwell to a particle cannon.

Samizdata has a new favorite as of 03:57 on Aug 17, 2017

# ? Aug 17, 2017 03:48

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

This schadenfreude hasn't quite matured but is very close

http://globalnews.ca/news/3669279/investigation-into-proud-boys-incident-in-halifax-concluded-military-official/

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Transmogrifier: Dec 10, 2004; Systems at max!; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/LahartJack/status/897897698933710849

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Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

Transmogrifier posted:

https://twitter.com/LahartJack/status/897897698933710849

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Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

"And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan" is the best

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:15

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Sagebrush posted:

I was just standing around outside and the parking ticket tricycle scooter guy came by and gave this brodozer a ticket for blocking the sidewalk. (You can see it in the door handle)

The schadenfreude is of course on the guy who thought he could have a truck like that in San loving Francisco

Haha is that near Lakeshore high school/Lake Merced? I see plenty of those trucks around.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:16

Koobes: Nov 6, 2012

Transmogrifier posted:

https://twitter.com/LahartJack/status/897897698933710849

Shaudenfreude Thread: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:21

SneezeOfTheDecade: Feb 6, 2011; gettin' covid all
over your posts

Transmogrifier posted:

https://twitter.com/LahartJack/status/897897698933710849

Honestly, though, if you'd been selected for jury duty that week, tell me you wouldn't have just said "NO YOUR HONOR I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS MAN" with as straight a face as you could.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:35

Ultimate Shrek Fan: May 2, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

Besesoth posted:

Honestly, though, if you'd been selected for jury duty that week, tell me you wouldn't have just said "NO YOUR HONOR I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS MAN" with as straight a face as you could.

I'd be lying my rear end off to get on that jury and convict.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:43

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

"I don't really read the news and I think every deserves a fair trial. Marvin Surly? Never heard of him."

:getin:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:44

Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

Memento posted:

"I don't really read the news and I think every deserves a fair trial. Marvin Surly? Never heard of him."

congrats, you've just given the defense grounds to vacate.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 04:57

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

I'd be lying my rear end off to get on that jury and convict.

Yeah I was thinking this earlier. I would be split between saying "he's a fuckwit" and getting out of jury duty easy, or sacrificing my time in order to do my duty to gently caress him over.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 05:00

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Wow. Cloudflare's even kicked The Daily Stormer to the curb!

https://blog.cloudflare.com/why-we-terminated-daily-stormer/

# ? Aug 17, 2017 05:06

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

# ? Aug 17, 2017 05:28

goatsestretchgoals: Jun 4, 2011

Karate Bastard posted:

I have a suspicion this thread might be the best place to ask. Wtf is kekistan.

a country where the home row nub is the wrong loving place

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MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

# ? Aug 17, 2017 06:11

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

I'd be lying my rear end off to get on that jury and convict.

"The only thing I'm impartial about is what prison this guy goes to."
:drat:

# ? Aug 17, 2017 06:58

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

# ? Aug 17, 2017 07:09

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

Those alt-right people really love their pepe

# ? Aug 17, 2017 07:20

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Sorry but I just gotta ask. Is there any chance that this kekistan stuff is just comedy? I mean like fyad comedy?

E: or maybe lf comedy rather?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 07:43 on Aug 17, 2017

# ? Aug 17, 2017 07:41

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Karate Bastard posted:

Sorry but I just gotta ask. Is there any chance that this kekistan stuff is just comedy? I mean like fyad comedy?

E: or maybe lf comedy rather?

If it's a joke/comedy, it's over the heads of the people who are un-ironically flying the flag at hate rallies.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 07:57

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Sorry but I just gotta ask. Is there any chance that this kekistan stuff is just comedy? I mean like fyad comedy?

E: or maybe lf comedy rather?

The true answer is that it doesn't matter. Real fascists are uniting under the flag, so whether it was born out of "ironic" racism and bigotry is beside the point. Also gently caress anyone who pulls that "I was only being [X] ironically" poo poo.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 08:08

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I guess the idea of having white power nazi chucklefucks rallying under the auspices of what one would expect them to perceive as a friend of the family towelhead brownskin mythos that's really spawned from a Korean lolpun of all things leaves me just ???????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????.

It has all the hallmarks of an Anon invasion that got counterinvaded by something so stupid it didn't realize that it is now totally occupying a used jizzy clown suit, and now the main body of tards can't disown it for their stupidity because appeals to reason may just be what in the end will cause their entire hateful house of cards to topple over. It's pathetic, sad, hilarious, and horrifying.

How's my analysis?

# ? Aug 17, 2017 08:45

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Karate Bastard posted:

It has all the hallmarks of an Anon invasion that got counterinvaded by something so stupid it didn't realize that it is now totally occupying a used jizzy clown suit, and now the main body of tards can't disown it for their stupidity because appeals to reason may just be what in the end will cause their entire hateful house of cards to topple over. It's pathetic, sad, hilarious, and horrifying.

How's my analysis?

Basically yeah

# ? Aug 17, 2017 08:47

gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

Karate Bastard posted:

a used jizzy clown suit

Nice new insult for the orange shitgibbon.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 08:57

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Pissgibbon.

# ? Aug 17, 2017 09:27

SafetyTrain: Nov 26, 2012; Bringing a knife to a bear fight

More Nazi-freude!

Nazis in Sweden get beatdown by Pride goers

This is in swedish but for you non-swedish speakers:
Nazi group Nordic Resistance Movement attended the Pride parade in the town of Trelleborg too protest people being proud. They were surrounded and beat up by anti-fascists and others walking in the Pride parade.

The article asks one Pride-goer why he was laughing at the nazis getting their rear end handed to them
"Well, they think us gays are subhuman and then they come out and get surrounded and beaten up by gays"

P� svenska:
"N�men dom tycker ju vi b�gar �r underm�nniskor och sen g�r dom ut och blir omringade och f�r b�gstryk"

# ? Aug 17, 2017 10:03