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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Zenithe posted:

It's been suggested in Australia as surge pricing a la Uber. I'd honestly be interested to see them try and run that, purely because of how much of an absolute garbage fire that would be in practice.

http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/breakfast/surge-pricing-could-increase-supermarket-profits/8692908

Like, can you imagine how bad this would be for everyone.

How could this even work? Grocery stores rely heavily on printed fliers advertising their sales. If the prices change all the time they can't advertise anything.

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Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

Rutibex posted:

How could this even work? Grocery stores rely heavily on printed fliers advertising their sales. If the prices change all the time they can't advertise anything.

Buy this for $4.99!!! **************

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Zenithe posted:

Buy this for $4.99!!! **************

I think I understand now why everyone wants me on their loyalty app. Once they have enough penetration in phones to push price updates they can implement surge pricing for all goods and squeak out a few more percent profit.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

The Lord Bude posted:

Legitimate businesses pay employees by direct deposit to their bank account.

The last time I had an employer give me a physical paycheck was in 1996. It was a struggling computer repair/consulting shop and all the employees would scramble to the nearest Kroger to cash it because we were hemorrhaging money. One time, while the owners were on a week long Disney vacation with their families our office manger had to use the company AmEx to make payroll.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Companies advertising the price+tax allows them to post a deceptively lower powwow which might be just enough to entice the consumer to make a purchase. Even when it gets rung up higher they might buy it anyway.

limpy wimpy
Jul 1, 2007

Glenn Quebec posted:

I don't think you understand the scope of what you're suggesting.

Yeah the US has a population of 323.1 million
Australia - 24.13 million


We have 2 states with bigger population than that. CA 39.1 million and TX 27.4 , and 2 close to that FL 20.2 and NY with 19.7.


We have 3007 counties, all of which have different sales tax, and 19,354 towns and cites, all of which have different sales tax on top of that. You can cross the street somewhere and the tax is higher because you are in a different county or town. And we have this bullshit in some places, where a town is inside of another one.

It would be a huge undertaking. Hell we cant even agree on legalizing weed on a state by state basis.

limpy wimpy fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Aug 16, 2017

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Please, you can't even agree Nazis are bad.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please, you can't even agree Nazis are bad.

Ouch!

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please, you can't even agree Nazis are bad.

Tough but fair.

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009
But you're so out of touch and historically ignorant that you can't differentiate between a 1930's German workers party and rejection of postmodernism.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Gorilla Salad posted:

Please, you can't even agree Nazis are bad.

noice

Starman Super DX
Oct 17, 2011

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

World Kraid Center posted:

But you're so out of touch and historically ignorant that you can't differentiate between a 1930's German workers party and rejection of postmodernism.

Nazi spotted

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

World Kraid Center posted:

But you're so out of touch and historically ignorant that you can't differentiate between a 1930's German workers party and rejection of postmodernism.

Literally how is white nationalism related to 'rejection of postmodernism', you Kraut fuckface?

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Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

In Oregon, sales tax is constuitionally verboten. Therefore, all prices advertised are accurate. Also, gently caress Oregon.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Navin Johnson posted:

In Oregon, sales tax is constuitionally verboten. Therefore, all prices advertised are accurate. Also, gently caress Oregon.

Aw, but my parents grow weed there. :smith:

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Aw, but my parents grow weed there. :smith:

I live here but don't grow weed. Hence the sentiment.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Navin Johnson posted:

I live here but don't grow weed. Hence the sentiment.

sounds like you should start growing weed. :shrug:

I wish Texas didn't have a sales tax but not having to deal with state income tax almost makes up for it. after that it's just the rest of living in Texas that sucks

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
If you don't like it in the greatest state in the union you can get the gently caress out.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE



Glenn Quebec posted:

I don't think you understand the scope of what you're suggesting.

Oh I do, this is just fanciful thinking about how youcould replace such a garbage system (that involves so many levels of stupidity and waste). Considering how broken it is (like a lot of American systems) the horse hasn't just bolted, it's already three states across and has been turned into glue. This is nothing but imagining what a good system would actually look like. Or a better one, anyway.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

If you don't like it in the greatest state in the union you can get the gently caress out.

I think there are many people who like Alaska but don't live there.

World Kraid Center
Oct 18, 2009

Astrofig posted:

Literally how is white nationalism related to 'rejection of postmodernism', you Kraut fuckface?

I don't know, since you're the first one to bring it up, you hatefilled, slur dropping, commie rat?

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Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

World Kraid Center posted:

I don't know, since you're the first one to bring it up, you hatefilled, slur dropping, commie rat?

I literally quoted that person. Like, he said exactly that in his post. What the gently caress, are you literally too retarded to read.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

World Kraid Center posted:

I don't know, since you're the first one to bring it up, you hatefilled, slur dropping, commie rat?
gently caress off nazi scum

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Astrofig posted:

I literally quoted that person. Like, he said exactly that in his post. What the gently caress, are you literally too retarded to read.

If you look closely, you even quoted that same poster initially. You may be getting "trolled", friend.

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


iajanus posted:

Oh I do, this is just fanciful thinking about how youcould replace such a garbage system (that involves so many levels of stupidity and waste). Considering how broken it is (like a lot of American systems) the horse hasn't just bolted, it's already three states across and has been turned into glue. This is nothing but imagining what a good system would actually look like. Or a better one, anyway.

Sales tax isn't hard to understand.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Breadallelogram posted:

Sales tax isn't hard to understand.

He's Australian.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

SpacePig posted:

If you look closely, you even quoted that same poster initially. You may be getting "trolled", friend.

Ahhh, so he is in fact too retarded to read, good to know. Maybe he'll do the world a favor and chug some Chlorox.

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Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)
This is not "horrible customers: the retail workers stories"! I'm confused and angry. Get me your manager!

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Fo3 posted:

This is not "horrible customers: the retail workers stories"! I'm confused and angry. Get me your manager!

I'm sorry, sir or madam. You are still in the right thread, but have stepped into the derail section. Perhaps I can help you find what you need.

One customer I'll always remember is one who complained that every time she came in to get lunchment, the slicer happened to be down for cleaning. What ended up being the truth, which I knew because I was the one who had to deal with her every time, was that she'd come in the same time every visit, which was a half hour before the end of 2nd shift, which was literally the only time every day that the slicers were taken fully down for cleaning. Anybody else would've figured out on their own that that's the case, but she felt the need to complain to a manager, even after it was explained to her.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I'm loving GAY and I need you to get me your manager

Navin Johnson
Mar 1, 2016

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

If you don't like it in the greatest state in the union you can get the gently caress out.

Kate Brown sucks.

HazCat
May 4, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm loving GAY and I need you to get me your manager

He has a boyfriend already, sorry.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Yossarian posted:

I'm loving GAY and I need you to get me your manager

Don't doxx me bro

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
I'm beginning to feel like working in a grocery store is a death sentence on a resume. Unless you're one of the lifers who somehow survives long enough to get a manager's position, a grocery store experience is worth less than nothing if you want to branch out into other job fields. The only people who will look at your resume will be other grocery stores because they know they can treat you like poo poo.

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here

Good HR personnel in other fields will also know they can treat you like poo poo.

Enos Shenk
Nov 3, 2011


Man have we had some good ones at the store where I work.

The best poo-related story was some old lady with irritable bowel or crohns came in, tried to use the customer bathroom. It was locked (It's a one-person job so someone was in there) and begged a co-worker to let her use the employee bathroom. Co-worker agrees and starts escorting the old woman through the break room, later realizing she was leaving a little poo poo trail along the way.

We had a customer just recently throw her credit cards and money at one of the managers. She came in the day earlier and I helped her, putting a patio seating thing on hold for her. I was off the day she came back, and the new manager couldn't find where we stored that table, told the customer and she lost her poo poo. Started screaming and crying and throwing her stuff all over.

I've had a little old black lady that looked a heartbeat away from death suddenly put a hand on my shoulder while I was stocking and ask "Do you know <some bible verse>?" I said no and she quoted it to me, saying I was doing the lords work. It was actually weirdly sweet.

Honestly, it's not the customers that drive me up the wall, it's the employees. Our pay rates are poo poo, so we have a revolving door of turnover, mostly 18 year old kids that could give a single gently caress. Then I have to take them around and explain in very small words how to literally put things on a shelf and not gently caress it up. Then they don't listen and I get the store manager and district manager up my rear end. Basically, if you get offered a management position, just say no.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Arcsquad12 posted:

I'm beginning to feel like working in a grocery store is a death sentence on a resume. Unless you're one of the lifers who somehow survives long enough to get a manager's position, a grocery store experience is worth less than nothing if you want to branch out into other job fields. The only people who will look at your resume will be other grocery stores because they know they can treat you like poo poo.
It's slightly better than a huge gap in your employment, but yeah trying to use retail experience for anything is poo poo since most people doing interviews have never had to even consider that retail employees are real people.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Yawgmoth posted:

It's slightly better than a huge gap in your employment, but yeah trying to use retail experience for anything is poo poo since most people doing interviews have never had to even consider that retail employees are real people.

It doesn't help that I'm also getting a larger work gap due to my poo poo credentials. After I quit my last job since I moved closer to school, I had enough saved up that I made it through the school year on savings. Not to sat I didn't go job hunting during this time but nobody wants a grocery clerk. So my gap gets larger.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Enos Shenk posted:

Honestly, it's not the customers that drive me up the wall, it's the employees. Our pay rates are poo poo, so we have a revolving door of turnover, mostly 18 year old kids that could give a single gently caress. Then I have to take them around and explain in very small words how to literally put things on a shelf and not gently caress it up. Then they don't listen and I get the store manager and district manager up my rear end. Basically, if you get offered a management position, just say no.
The problem isn't the employees, it's your store for paying people poo poo. as they say, you get what you pay for. If I ever got paid $6.75 an hr part-time no bennies, I'd sure as gently caress do as little as possible. Now pay costco wages then hell yeah I'd do everything right.

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Someone just called my fiance's Apple Store and said they were bringing a gun to shoot them up. What the gently caress is going on today

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