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JesusGeorge
Apr 29, 2005
TheKeeper bought me this account so now I have to rub peanut butter on his nipples on a daily basis.

Wing Commander reboot?

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

spookygonk posted:

But then you'll just sit in the open doorway...


...licking your butthole.

Well somebody's gotta do it and it ain't gonna be me.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Dudley posted:

Well these are going back.



I'm going to quote this from pages back to say that the brush with the lighter handle is almost certainly a Harris brand brush which is superior to that Tesco shite and so if anything should be the doctor in this because it's the one that isn't going to lose anything.

:spergin:

lllllllllllllllllll
Feb 28, 2010

Now the scene's lighting is perfect!
Everything from https://twitter.com/darkstockphotos is funny.

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005


So many businesspeople carrying swords these days

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Buff Skeleton posted:

So many businesspeople carrying swords these days

In 50 years self-absorbed males will bitch about how "dressed down" society has become since men don't carry swords with them anymore.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The General
Mar 4, 2007


MizPiz posted:

In 50 years self-absorbed males will bitch about how "dressed down" society has become since men don't carry swords with them anymore.

I know I'll miss my sword.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Romeo+Juliet was legit really funny.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Reminds me of a pic I made for some Photoshop Phriday thread.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Romeo+Juliet was legit really funny.

"Bring me my longsword!"
<brings out shotgun>

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.

Wheat Loaf posted:

"Bring me my longsword!"
<brings out shotgun>

"Longsword, not broadsword, dolt!"

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
100 years from now, the last self-absorbed male draws the last sword crying FREEEEDOOOOOOM and immediately gets strafed into the ground by a squadron of drones

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

beato posted:

Reminds me of a pic I made for some Photoshop Phriday thread.



"My god, it's full of purrs!"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY



Thanks, aunt Sharon!

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Wheat Loaf posted:

"Bring me my longsword!"
<brings out shotgun>

The line is, "Give me my long sword, ho!"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
no.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Yup.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Caufman posted:

The line is, "Give me my long sword, ho!"

I still laugh at how i butchered Romeo and Juliet in high school.

"Quick boy, fetch me my raper!"

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Oct 30, 2009

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Inzombiac posted:

Thanks, aunt Sharon!

Sharon these funny rear end pics

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
more like oldpunless

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




That drat Ava.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Umshini wam.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
http://i.imgur.com/Mr854Ca.gifv

Just in case you were curious.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Memento posted:

http://i.imgur.com/Mr854Ca.gifv

Just in case you were curious.

The reverse version is much better,

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I remember that bit in Dead Space 2

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
I used to work for a company that sold the standardized equipment needed for toy testing (among other things) and some of them get pretty gruesome.. The stuffed animal eye tester in particular looks like a torture device. You can see one at around 0:45 in this video: http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/i-didnt-know-that/idkt-toy-testing

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

https://twitter.com/IanMcKellen/status/897938493564895232

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I couldn't even work out who the guy on the right was for a minute.

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdftbYqA_VQ

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
If you go to Bing right now, you'll see they chose a beautiful beach as their background image.....



No one who makes these decisions at Bing noticed the big dick drawn in the sand.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


This was posted at a local chain coffeeshop:



There's a lot going on here, but what are those symbols? :tinfoil:

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

If you go to Bing right now, you'll see they chose a beautiful beach as their background image.....



No one who makes these decisions at Bing noticed the big dick drawn in the sand.

I'm not seeing a big dick drawn in the sand...

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Nyyen
Jun 26, 2005

MACHINE MEN
with MACHINE MINDS
and MACHINE HEARTS

Hirayuki posted:

This was posted at a local chain coffeeshop:



There's a lot going on here, but what are those symbols? :tinfoil:

The numeral system the Predator aliens use.

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