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Foo Diddley posted:So of course you repost the messed-up one instead of the corrected one Gorf put up after our nitpicking No take backs, man 
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SC_White_Knight, still too chickenshit to take me up on my invitation to come post in /r/starcitizen_refunds or here lol
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How come Derek never credits the people who create all his content? It's a pretty lovely thing to do tbqh
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big nipples big life posted:How come Derek never credits the people who create all his content? It's a pretty lovely thing to do tbqh He's gonna dox you if you keep calling him out like this
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I somewhat feel like Derek Smart's participation here has stopped being amusing The noise is getting tiresome, and I say that as a completely useless whitenoise poster
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Hahaha are they really reminding people that they haven't delivered on this poo poo yet?
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Variable 5 posted:He's gonna dox you if you keep calling him out like this I'll go ahead and warn my dad about the call.
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big nipples big life posted:put the pinocchio back 
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Paramemetic posted:Elite's biggest, most critical flaw is not letting players interact in any way except to shoot one another, more or less. If Elite implemented the ability to trade money, goods, or ships directly from player to player, or even indirectly somehow, in a way that wasn't "dump cargo and scoop it up," it would change the game in huge ways and would stop being such a boring snoozefest. This is where Star Citizen excels! You can serve drinks to other peoples, and you can report news to them! Such joys and diverse experiences are to be had in this most marvelous of galaxy-faring programmed simulacra.
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I know what's going to happen They will show off just enough cool new footage to bring backer faith to an all time high They may even let a few people play whatever 3.0 consists of now It's painful because it just extends their license to shill for another year Of course it won't be released for public consumption until Christmas or after , but the flashy pre rendered video presentation will be a success again .... sigh
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Variable 5 posted:At least you gave proper credit to its creator Nah. Derek knows I don't care. It was like a 30 second photoshop gag, so hastily done it needed multiple corrections. Kill me the day I start trying to chase down throwaway jokes on the internet. "I wrote that!!" You know what does hurt, though? My Swofford follow-up joke took 5 whole minutes... but nobody laughed. But I did. 
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Sappo569 posted:I know what's going to happen
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Foo Diddley posted:So of course you repost the messed-up one instead of the corrected one Gorf put up after our nitpicking Botched at the inside joke stage and the outside Troll stage. LOL we suck at this! Foo Diddley posted:Hahaha are they really reminding people that they haven't delivered on this poo poo yet? When it comes to Star Citizen, the trolls and satirists are in a heart-pounding sprint just to stay ahead of the self-parodists. G0RF fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Aug 17, 2017 |
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big nipples big life posted:How come Derek never credits the people who create all his content? It's a pretty lovely thing to do tbqh Someone add "by Ryan Archer" please.
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G0RF posted:Nah. Derek knows I don't care. It was like a 30 second photoshop gag, so hastily done it needed multiple corrections. Kill me the day I start trying to chase down throwaway jokes on the internet. "I wrote that!!" I did, but I did not post. Please consider  ing people, it helps those in need.
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Mr Fronts posted:Someone add "by Ryan Archer" please. Ok. 
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G0RF posted:Botched at the inside joke stage and the outside Troll stage. Good thing CIG spends so much time and money making themselves look bad, because we'd never manage it on our own Jobbo_Fett posted:I did, but I did not post. Also this
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Sandweed posted:Red text the fash. I didn't go with red text, I went with this Edit: Just read Beet Wagon's post. I'm just shooting the poo poo, I'm not trying to cause a derail from the topic. Mr.Tophat fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Aug 17, 2017 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I did, but I did not post. I may not say it, but I appreciate posts made by these people: peter gabriel G0RF Derek Sm-I mean, Beet Wagon Beer4TheBeerGod people who explained IT and game development concepts You made this thread a worthy read, thank you
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I did, but I did not post. 
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G0RF posted:Nah. Derek knows I don't care. It was like a 30 second photoshop gag, so hastily done it needed multiple corrections. Kill me the day I start trying to chase down throwaway jokes on the internet. "I wrote that!!" I've brought it up before and you've said the same thing before. But am I misremembering where Derek got all butt hurt on twitter because someone on Reddit linked something without giving credit and turns out he just didn't see it or something? Dude is a massive hypocrite, is my point.
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Variable 5 posted:I've brought it up before and you've said the same thing before. But am I misremembering where Derek got all butt hurt on twitter because someone on Reddit linked something without giving credit and turns out he just didn't see it or something? Yes, exactly this. Derek cries day and night when someone calls something "BUT IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE  " and then does the exact same thing to everyone else.
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Also, I'm glad I'm dead after attempting the Lesnick Triple Threat Challenge. I'd call my parents but cellphone reception is poo poo in hell.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Also, I'm glad I'm dead after attempting the Lesnick Triple Threat Challenge. I'd call my parents but cellphone reception is poo poo in hell. You gotta wait until your parents break out the ouija board to communicate with them, they should have covered that in orientation
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Sappo569 posted:I know what's going to happen Serious question: If the star citizen fans and believers feel fulfilled during this entire process, doesn't the communal star citizen open development experience have intrinsic value?
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Yes, exactly this. Derek cries day and night when someone calls something "BUT IT WAS MEEEEEEEEE imo, Derek is the icing on the cake of this whole CIG shitshow. I don't think it would be as funny as it is without him constantly loving up while stealing goon valor and following it up with a puppetmaster-tweet. 
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Mr.Tophat posted:You gotta wait until your parents break out the ouija board to communicate with them, they should have covered that in orientation  
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Also, I'm glad I'm dead after attempting the Lesnick Triple Threat Challenge. I'd call my parents but cellphone reception is poo poo in hell. I legit tried the lesnick challenge because I was drunk and wanted to see how far I'd get. I actually managed to consume the pizzas and then promptly collapsed.
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Mr.Tophat posted:You gotta wait until your parents break out the ouija board to communicate with them, they should have covered that in orientation My orientation didn't cover that at all.
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tuo posted:imo, Derek is the icing on the cake of this whole CIG shitshow. I don't think it would be as funny as it is without him constantly loving up while stealing goon valor and following it up with a puppetmaster-tweet. The funniest thing is Derek loves his double-inverse. Its like dumb Xbox thing years ago "Q: Why do they call it the Xbox 360? A: Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away." Good job, Derek, you've double negatived.
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Mr.Tophat posted:Edit: Just read Beet Wagon's post. I'm just shooting the poo poo, I'm not trying to cause a derail from the topic. It's okay friend, I also find all this stuff addictively funny/horrible, but putting the kibosh on politics chat is the easiest/best way to keep the subforum from devolving into an even bigger shitshow than it already is lol. Let's stick to high-brow topics like wondering exactly how fat ben is or what the best way to own a wheelchair kid is.
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xXAdmiralBekHarXx posted:I legit tried the lesnick challenge because I was drunk and wanted to see how far I'd get. I actually managed to consume the pizzas and then promptly collapsed.  Except it was my will to live that did so.
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Beet Wagon posted:It's okay friend, I also find all this stuff addictively funny/horrible, but putting the kibosh on politics chat is the easiest/best way to keep the subforum from devolving into an even bigger shitshow than it already is lol. We need to stick to the high road like getting borderline autistic people in a podcast stream to earnestly answer stupid questions.
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Beet Wagon posted:It's okay friend, I also find all this stuff addictively funny/horrible, but putting the kibosh on politics chat is the easiest/best way to keep the subforum from devolving into an even bigger shitshow than it already is lol. Ben is the anchor of our comedy, in that we go overboard and sink to the bottom really loving quickly.
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