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cool new Polack jokes posted:Chris Roberts Presents the BDSSE (Best Derek Smart Subforum Ever!) :derekpop:
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Quavers posted:Someone on So... they expect to fix 6 bugs in a 16 day span. There's 81 bugs left, divide that by 6 and multiply by 16, to get 216 days till 3.0 ooor... 7.2 months. That's assuming that they keep going at the same speed they say their going, and don't run into some really huge issues as they near shipping 3.0. Viscous Soda fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Aug 18, 2017 |
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thatguy posted:I do think the sub-forum name is kind of poo poo though to be honest. A user requested that we not use "Derek Smart's Nightmare Autism Battle Arena" and it was the best I could come up with on the spot =/
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TheAgent posted:There's probably been $5m worth of devtime thrown at that loving mess hall scene for SQ42. just let it loving go chris. jesus
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Derek Smart's Poker Palace: Calling Bluffs and Just Posts
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Viscous Soda posted:So... they expect to fix 6 bugs in a 16 day span. There's 81 bugs left, divide that by 6 and multiply by 16, to get 216 days till 3.0 ooor... 7.2 months. That's assuming that they keep going at the same speed they say their going, and don't run into some really huge issues as they near shipping 3.0. Can someone explain to me with that much time left to fix the 80+ "must fix" bugs, just how "game journalists" have been able to play 3.0 already? Anyone?
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MinorInconvenience posted:Can someone explain to me with that much time left to fix the 80+ "must fix" bugs, just how "game journalists" have been able to play 3.0 already? Anyone?
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ahahahahhahahaha the trendline for this lands in Spring.
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The sub-forum name should be simple. Let the thread title be the weird one.
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3.0 at Citcon confirmed!
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Quavers posted:Someone on Lol, 17 days to reduce the number of issues by 10%.
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Chris Roberts Presents > Star Citizen
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Hahahah yes.
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This is the poo poo! gently caress yeah!
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:something about this project isn't quite right, anyone else agree?
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thatguy posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Chris Roberts Presents > Star Citizen The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Chris Roberts Refactors > Star Citizen The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Chris Roberts Scope Creeps > Star Citizen The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Chris Roberts Saves PC Gaming > Star Citizen
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Quavers posted:More cafeteria bullshit I would buy the poo poo out of a $5 realistic cafeteria simulator.
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loving LOL at the new graph. oh. my. Gods.
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Quavers posted:More cafeteria bullshit Its now down to 1 NPC, 1 table. Surely this can be acheived..?
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Quavers posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Chris Roberts Saves PC Gaming > Star Citizen
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I'm predicting that the bullshot they show at gamescon will have a heavy focus on a crashed Idris on one of the moons, they will then put the Idris up for sale again to ride the hype train.
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thatguy posted:I like this one. 
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And so begins the eternal race between time and money. Will CIG get something they can call 3.0 out before the funding dries up? Tune in next week. Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel.
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Quavers posted:More cafeteria bullshit Entire team cannot figure out "The cup issue" where collision is screwing up the entire animation.  I think that poor intern said it took him weeks of searching to figure out the cause.But I'm sure complex and engaging mining is just around the corner. This is going to be spectacular.
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This is actually really hard to watch with Cpt. Richards totally misplaced  expression permanently plastered in the corner.
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