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Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

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McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

tbh the skit was golden until the call for complete inaction but I suppose things would have gone very poorly for her should she have suggested action and then people die or something

as if there will be no deaths this weekend :smith:

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


what are you fine people doing for the eclipse?


I'm gonna rip a big fart

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

the only good inhalants are nitrous oxide, ether, and amyl nitrates


Lastgirl posted:

ahaha fkn mental

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I told y'all sooooooo

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
*extremely marge smipson cartoon squirrel accusing voice at america*

don't do that!!

Junkyard Poodle
May 6, 2011


Mariana Horchata posted:

the only good inhalants are nitrous oxide, ether, and amyl nitrates




no

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




noooooooooooooooooooooo

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Der Meister posted:

it's loving late what are yo udoing at work

I work overnight because my life is bad

Baloogan posted:

eh prob not a good idea
drinking and driving is bad

I wouldn't drink while I'm driving, and I wouldn't even get drunk when I'm in need of my car. Just a nip here or there.

I drink pretty frequently, but I haven't been For Real Drunk in a few years now.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief
First they came for the socialists-
and since i wasn't a socialist i said nothing
Then they came for labour-
and because i wasn't labour i said nothing
Then they came for the Jewish-
and because i wasn't Jewish I said nothing

Then they came for me-
and there was no one left to speak for me

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

do people actually like this

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The sheetcake bit was funny and if you take tina feys political advice seriously your brain is already broken beyond repair so people can probably calm the gently caress down about how its not sound political logic

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/GayTimesMag/status/898205393603760128

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

Then they came for labour-
and because i wasn't labour i said nothing

danny fetonte did nothing wrong

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

:getin:

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

ScrubLeague posted:

I work overnight

heh

truly 'scrub' 'league' indeed :smugdog::pipe:

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Junkyard Poodle posted:

what are you fine people doing for the eclipse?


I'm gonna rip a big fart

I'm actually a bit worried that people are going to get hurt or die. It's been really dry in Oregon and the place is packed with campers, many of whom are not usually campers. The roads are so packed that if a wildfire did break out nobody's going anywhere.

So, fretting, I guess.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ACLU_NorCal/status/897934799775571968

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Hey man I don't have to talk to people for the most part and I get paid 15% extra for making my life 300% worse.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Baloogan posted:

sewers are filled with the souls of those who died while making GBS threads

ever see those pics from london of the massive blockage that was p much a 20ft in diameter gelatinous blob of human waste binded by wads of baby wipes and other various solid hygiene products? GIS it if u havent seen but i aint postin it cause its abhorrent but really quite a sight 2 behold

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Spoeank posted:

The sheetcake bit was funny and if you take tina feys political advice seriously your brain is already broken beyond repair so people can probably calm the gently caress down about how its not sound political logic

sorry i didnt mean to disparage the political views of a confectionery

it was incredibly bigoted and myopic of me

it wont happen again ive learned my lesson :sweatdrop:





Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mariana Horchata posted:

20ft in diameter gelatinous blob of human waste binded by baby wipes

pls stop doxxing me etc

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Junkyard Poodle posted:

what are you fine people doing for the eclipse?


I'm gonna rip a big fart

I'll probably sleep through it like I do everything else

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

whoop whhoop im a juggalo now

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

things are crazy at home and at work for newly single dad Jeb! and his three rebellious daughters. but just as things are starting to settle down at home, his new neighbor donny moves into the neighborhood and things get back to normal. if your normal is crazy, that is.

Jeb! weeknights at 8:30 on your local abc affiliate

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Pretty much this. The idea that we're going to let these assholes just 'blow off steam' is a giant gently caress you to people who are threatened by this. The fact that she tried to make it funny just shows how loving out of touch some people are.

https://twitter.com/barry_corindia/status/897869376891699201

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



Fix posted:

I'm actually a bit worried that people are going to get hurt or die. It's been really dry in Oregon and the place is packed with campers, many of whom are not usually campers. The roads are so packed that if a wildfire did break out nobody's going anywhere.

So, fretting, I guess.

there is 100% going to be a wave of people getting eye problems

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Baloogan posted:

sewers are filled with the souls of those who died while making GBS threads

c-spam is filled with the souls of those who died while shitposting

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

First they came for the socialists-
and since i was a socialist i said nothing
Then they came for labour-
and because i was labour i said nothing
Then they came for the Jewish-
and because i was Jewish I said nothing

They were pretty dumb to just ask like that.

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

:stoked:

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Die you old ghoul

Lol at source

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Lastgirl posted:

sorry i didnt mean to disparage the political views of a confectionery

it was incredibly bigoted and myopic of me

it wont happen again ive learned my lesson :sweatdrop:

This was more directed at leftists on twitter having a loving meltdown over the fact that the funny lady didnt tell people to bash fash on one of the major networks

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/898436501280702465

Harris took a proudboy stick to the skull lacerating the scalp and it was all caught on tape

:smith:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


Is there a gofundme to buy that horse a house full of apples

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

this is nice. this is good.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

First they came for the socialists-
and since i wasn't a socialist i said nothing
Then they came for labour-
and because i wasn't labour i said nothing
Then they came for the Jewish-
and because i wasn't Jewish I said nothing

Then they came for me-
and there was no one left to speak for me

and then they came in my rear end
and i said thank you

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
In these trying times it's important to remember the piss tape is real.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


MariusLecter posted:

https://twitter.com/ShaunKing/status/898436501280702465

Harris took a proudboy stick to the skull lacerating the scalp and it was all caught on tape

:smith:

http://i.imgur.com/df1T4yq.gifv

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LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

https://twitter.com/punksandwitch/status/898421114367483905

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