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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/asluhn/status/897497909679095808

I'll admit, though, a monument to Tyrael is preferable to those monuments of Nazis and their collaborators popping up throughout the Ukraine

at this point i honestly dont give a poo poo if russia takes over the ukraine. they deserve each other.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:26

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# ? May 22, 2024 08:55

sword_man.gif: Apr 12, 2007; Fun Shoe

Darkman Fanpage posted:

welcome to late stage capitalism

i'm afraid it's fatal. we'll have to pull the plug.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:29

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/asluhn/status/897497909679095808

I'll admit, though, a monument to Tyrael is preferable to those monuments of Nazis and their collaborators popping up throughout the Ukraine

the best monument is basically a quiet gently caress you to a former hero.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boot_Monument

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:31

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

sword_man.gif posted:

i'm afraid it's fatal. we'll have to pull the plug.

Just replace whatever organs need replacing. Why do you think we have such a massive underclass?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:31

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Lumpy the Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/asluhn/status/897497909679095808

I'll admit, though, a monument to Tyrael is preferable to those monuments of Nazis and their collaborators popping up throughout the Ukraine

Ah, the bounty of the West

# ? Aug 18, 2017 01:31

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

welcome to late stage capitalism

All hail the Brand Flesh

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:04

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:06

unlimited shrimp: Aug 30, 2008

Darkman Fanpage posted:

welcome to late stage capitalism

i dont wanna be here tho

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:13

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

uber just sent me this: https://imgur.com/a/BFHnm

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:35

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Taintrunner posted:

uber just sent me this: https://imgur.com/a/BFHnm

Lol, but also seventy five thousand unread emails what the gently caress

# ? Aug 18, 2017 02:47

got any sevens: Feb 9, 2013; by Cyrano4747

I have 2k unread myself, spam sux

maskenfreiheit posted:

nice

# ? Aug 18, 2017 03:49

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

maskenfreiheit posted:

the visible tops of letters before the first line is a nice touch. c'mon cabbage cat memes, do better

# ? Aug 18, 2017 03:57

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Lumpy the Cook posted:

Lol, but also seventy five thousand unread emails what the gently caress

its good to have an email you use just for signing up for poo poo because companies these days love sending out poo poo

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:03

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Darkman Fanpage posted:

its good to have an email you use just for signing up for poo poo because companies these days love sending out poo poo

my personal email has less than 30 emails in the inbox and i haven't checked the one i use to sign up for stuff in a couple months. it's probably a couple thousand

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:07

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

maskenfreiheit posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:12

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Taintrunner posted:

uber just sent me this: https://imgur.com/a/BFHnm

I realize this whole thread is ultimately about corporations being nakedly opportunistic and exploitative, but drat

# ? Aug 18, 2017 04:13

Bro Dad: Mar 26, 2010

# ? Aug 18, 2017 11:46

Prav: Oct 29, 2011

something something where it belongs something

# ? Aug 18, 2017 11:47

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

lets kick his rear end

# ? Aug 18, 2017 17:43

Kraps: Sep 9, 2011; This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHh0L65WAAAS3tT.jpg:large

white people get out

# ? Aug 18, 2017 20:36

Pener Kropoopkin: Jan 30, 2013

Kraps posted:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHh0L65WAAAS3tT.jpg:large

white people get out

if that was the indivisible vigil, it really was bullshit

# ? Aug 18, 2017 21:19

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

IDGI. is this a brand?

# ? Aug 18, 2017 21:33

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

kraps is just very stupid

# ? Aug 18, 2017 21:49

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

maskenfreiheit posted:

Uhh I've been talking to her online for weeks. :colbert:

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:20

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Darkman Fanpage posted:

lets kick his rear end

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:05

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

Darkman Fanpage posted:

lets eat his rear end

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:53

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Let them eat rear end!

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:04

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

maskenfreiheit posted:

I DONT EAT NERD rear end

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:08

Egg Moron: Jul 21, 2003; the dreams of the delighting void

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I DONT EAT NERD rear end

You'll eat nerd rear end all day when he's your boss

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:08

Majorian: Jul 1, 2009

Bro Dad posted:

I hope they launch him into space with it.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 22:15

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Bro Dad posted:

Nice linguistic Markov chain.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 22:43

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

maskenfreiheit posted:

Does anyone even eat the big mac?

# ? Aug 19, 2017 23:25

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super sweet best pal posted:

Does anyone even eat the big mac?

My mom and one of my sisters like them but I also never see them and I've never seen them eat one so

# ? Aug 20, 2017 01:24

LGD: Sep 25, 2004

on the very rare occasions I eat a meal at Micky D's I generally tend to get either that or the two cheese burger combo

but really those are mostly just distractions from the primary reason anyone would go to mcdonalds: the fries

# ? Aug 20, 2017 01:43

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

LGD posted:

on the very rare occasions I eat a meal at Micky D's I generally tend to get either that or the two cheese burger combo

but really those are mostly just distractions from the primary reason anyone would go to mcdonalds: the fries

Also their fountain drinks are better than other places.

# ? Aug 20, 2017 02:03

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

LGD posted:

on the very rare occasions I eat a meal at Micky D's I generally tend to get either that or the two cheese burger combo

but really those are mostly just distractions from the primary reason anyone would go to mcdonalds: the fries

i go there and eat 20 nugs

# ? Aug 20, 2017 02:06