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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rough Lobster posted:

Daughters of the Confederacy, huh

"Yeah so Great Grand Paw-Paw got gutshot and died in some blood tainted cornfield in Georgia while fighting on the wrong side of history. You should come to our meetings after church and hear more!"

My great-great grandfather was a sniper for the Confederate army. :smith:

If it helps, though, he didn't have much of a choice.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/hT5qSny.mp4

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Best is unconcerned toddler.

verymoldy
May 23, 2004

Randaconda posted:



Best is unconcerned toddler.

I'm more worried about the dude who is telekineticing the bat into the man's face.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
shhh no tears, just dreams now

https://i.imgur.com/Rnkf4PX.mp4

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg20EMKejEE

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Actually, I think you'll find it's really a symbol of the sun.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/BarWbbA.gifv

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

What did you say the strategy was?

Nah man, it's just a super patriotic way of saying you got a strike in bowling.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


https://twitter.com/FOX10Phoenix/status/898262302788526080

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Scruff McGruff
Feb 13, 2007

Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.

Applesnots posted:

I think that the most important question about statues that we, both sides of the argument, should be asking is Why the hell is there still no RoboCop statue in Detroit?! Wth ?

Hey now, it's "coming along"
https://www.metrotimes.com/the-scene/archives/2017/08/15/detroits-robocop-statue-is-coming-along

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014

Stephen Colbert is taking this satire thing too far.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


You made my day. Thank you sir.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007


He's still not talking about the famous flag. He's talking about the second national flag of the Confederacy.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Byzantine posted:

He's still not talking about the famous flag. He's talking about the second national flag of the Confederacy.



Didn't need much alteration when time came to wave the final version of their flag.



e: final

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Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

Byzantine posted:

He's still not talking about the famous flag. He's talking about the second national flag of the Confederacy.



Your country is kinda getting to this point:

https://youtu.be/oZR44sfS_44

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

I don't know if this is a fake quote or what but good grief it reads like a 90 y/o man having a stroke.

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Byzantine posted:

He's still not talking about the famous flag. He's talking about the second national flag of the Confederacy.



I like this one because it's a good combination of confederate flag and flag of surrender.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Karate Bastard posted:

Actually, I think you'll find it's really a symbol of the sun.

You mean like this?

Marathanes
Jun 13, 2009
Trump Tells Aides He Has Decided to Remove Stephen Bannon
:byewhore:

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Bannon is out

GodspeedSphere
Apr 25, 2008

You fuckers are so fast in posting this poo poo I was beaten like Bannon.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
drat, beaten like a rented mule

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/898594013409882112?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 29 days!
Why do you even post about news that you find and think is new? There's always someone faster.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005
Schad on the American Optometric Association:

https://www.aoa.org/patients-and-public/caring-for-your-vision/2017-solar-eclipse?sso=y

quote:

FOUR ways to safely view a solar eclipse

1. Use approved solar eclipse viewers. The only safe way to view a partially eclipsed sun is through special-purpose solar filters, such as "eclipse glasses" or viewers that meet international standard ISO 12312-2 for safe viewing. Sunglasses, smoked glass, unfiltered telescopes or magnifiers, and polarizing filters are unsafe. If you can't find eclipse viewers, build a pinhole projector to watch the eclipse.

2. Technique of the pros. Before looking at the sun, cover your eyes with the eclipse viewers while standing still. Glance at the sun, turn away and then remove your filter. Do not remove the filter while looking at the sun.

3. Totality awesome. Only within the path of totality-and once the moon completely blocks the sun-can eclipse viewers safely be removed to view totality. Once the sun begins reappearing, however, viewers must be replaced.

4. Visit your doctor of optometry. If you should experience discomfort or vision problems following the eclipse, visit your local doctor of optometry for a comprehensive eye examination. [/b]

Correct me if i'm wrong but aren't they gonna say "Yep, those sure are some irreversibly damaged retinas."?

I messaged them and posted to their Facebook, FWIW

e: wait what the gently caress. I can't imagine a professional optometrist saying 2 or 3 either. on 2, kinda. 3 absolutely not. yep everyone is an astronomer and knows exactly when totality begins and ends.

repeating has a new favorite as of 18:42 on Aug 18, 2017

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Byzantine posted:

He's still not talking about the famous flag. He's talking about the second national flag of the Confederacy.



When you uncheck "scale to fit."

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


I have no idea what this means.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




gschmidl posted:

I have no idea what this means.

Just that Trump is collecting more enemies, in a nutshell.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

gschmidl posted:

I have no idea what this means.

They're gonna poo poo on him like they would poo poo on a democrat president.

Except not really like that, because they still have to find a narrative/excuses every time a conservative politician does something terrible.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

gschmidl posted:

I have no idea what this means.

"If I got fired, that means there's a Democrat conspiracy behind it."

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
New Chik-fil-a opening in Baltimore Ravens stadium. 7 of the 8 Ravens home games this season are on Sunday.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
http://kutv.com/news/local/overnight-rescue-in-zero-gravity-canyon

Fat lady got stuck in a slot canyon.
The backstory here is that there's a section on this canyon where you can either squeeze through a narrow crack below a big boulder, or you can climb above the chockstone and go over it if you're too big to fit. Going up and over is somewhat more difficult and requires some more climbing skill, so if you are both fat and out of shape, you just simply don't belong there.

And uh, yup, she got stuck there for hours lol


Lady, don't you dare blame yesterday's fajitas for that.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


repeating posted:

Schad on the American Optometric Association:

https://www.aoa.org/patients-and-public/caring-for-your-vision/2017-solar-eclipse?sso=y


Correct me if i'm wrong but aren't they gonna say "Yep, those sure are some irreversibly damaged retinas."?

I messaged them and posted to their Facebook, FWIW

e: wait what the gently caress. I can't imagine a professional optometrist saying 2 or 3 either. on 2, kinda. 3 absolutely not. yep everyone is an astronomer and knows exactly when totality begins and ends.

That is all normal eclipse procedure, nothing wrong with any of it.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Lurking Haro posted:

You mean like this?


Ya mon

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




I've lost track of all the racist schad we've had in here lately, so I'm not sure if we've talked about this guy or not:

Local man forced to move after being outed as a Nazi

Fascist rear end in a top hat posted:

“I can’t live in this community anymore. I’m in the process of figuring out what I’m going to do,” he said. “I’m 21 years old and now my life is over in this area.”
:qq:

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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtBrKfXwav8

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