Current Events August 2017: A Song of Tweets and Fire

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facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Bannon on the record: going to war *for* Trump.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/898655252227870720

Congratulations corporations, White House staffers, and Republicans, you've earned it!

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:22

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 02:29

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

John Kelly is going to get fired, Trump will bring back Bannon and Mooch.

But that is only if this is the real darkest timeline.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:27

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

"that's right idiot hell fuckers, i never really wanted to work at the white house, and quit myself. this is yet another masterful 12 dimensional chess move by me, Steve Bannon who was definitely not fired"

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:28

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/trump-advisor-brad-thomas-defends-potus-amid-ceo-backlash-1026775107752
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watch this. it rules.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:31

Time Crisis Actor: Apr 28, 2002; by Hand Knit

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/trump-advisor-brad-thomas-defends-potus-amid-ceo-backlash-1026775107752
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watch this. it rules.

This is loving amazing.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:43

Defenestrategy: Oct 24, 2010

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/trump-advisor-brad-thomas-defends-potus-amid-ceo-backlash-1026775107752
'
watch this. it rules.

Finally. Goddamn.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:45

Dum Cumpster: Sep 12, 2003; *pozes your neghole*

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/trump-advisor-brad-thomas-defends-potus-amid-ceo-backlash-1026775107752
'
watch this. it rules.

This is what I want to see.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:47

Casimir Radon: Aug 2, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

Bannon on the record: going to war *for* Trump.

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/898655252227870720

Congratulations corporations, White House staffers, and Republicans, you've earned it!

Slightly disappointing. Now if you recognize that Cheeto's leadership style is that of an an abusive parent it makes a lot of sense. Bannon is trying to get back in Donnie's good graces by sabotaging the other children. That almost doesn't need to be emphasized because some of them literally are his incredibly stupid children. You can compete for his love all you want but there's a non-zero chance that one of these days he'll beat you to death for spilling juice on the carpet.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:00

facialimpediment: Feb 11, 2005; as the world turns

Last Bannon thing.

Here's ALREADY back at loving Breitbart.

https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/898666290956709888

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:06

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

suboptimal posted:

Alex Jones is in Seattle, and someone threw coffee on him.

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/898568874395934721
(confrontation starts around 3:40)

When it was brought to Seattle PD's attention via Twitter, they had this to say:

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

That someone was in a local, pretty popular "literary" death metal band for a long time and hosts a lot of cool things around here and was pretty much the perfect person to be throwing coffee in that rear end in a top hat's bloated face :v:

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:08

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

If Banning goes real scorched earth, I will be beating my dick raw.

If he comes out and says the piss tape is real, I'm going to go from six to midnight. If they actually get a copy, and release it, I will suddenly believe in God again.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:11

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

bulletsponge13 posted:

If Banning goes real scorched earth, I will be beating my dick raw.

If he comes out and says the piss tape is real, I'm going to go from six to midnight. If they actually get a copy, and release it, I will suddenly believe in God again.

He's not gonna do that.

He' gonna spend his time attacking people around Trump instead. Look forward to increased stupid hot takes against McMaster, Kelly, Kushner, McConnell, etc.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:16

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/trump-advisor-brad-thomas-defends-potus-amid-ceo-backlash-1026775107752
'
watch this. it rules.

I was expecting smoke to start coming out of his ears as his circuits start overloading.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:18

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

Two dead, several injured in Turku knife attack

quote:

Two people were killed and several more were injured in a knife attack on Friday afternoon in Turku. Police shot and apprehended a suspect shortly after the attack began. Investigators say it is not yet clear whether or not the attack was terror-related.

A knife-wielding man attacked eight people in downtown Turku on Friday afternoon, killing two and wounding at least six.

At a press conference on Friday evening, police said that eight people were stabbed in the incident, which began at 16:02, and two of them had died. The suspect was shot in the leg and apprehended by police by 16:05, and as of Friday evening was being treated in hospital.

The hospital director director said on Friday evening that all of the victims were adults.

Police said that the incident was not being investigated as a terror attack, but that could change as new information comes to light. The National Bureau of Investigation had taken over the probe from the Turku police department, and the security intelligence police Supo are also involved in the investigation.

That's a pretty impressive response time, dang. There was probably a patrol nearby, but still three minutes from receiving the call AND getting the rear end in a top hat in custody alive? Noice work.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:42

mlmp08: Jul 11, 2004; Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration; Nap Ghost

Missionary Positron posted:

Two dead, several injured in Turku knife attack

That's a pretty impressive response time, dang. There was probably a patrol nearby, but still three minutes from receiving the call AND getting the rear end in a top hat in custody alive? Noice work.

Not to mention that Finn cops train to shoot limbs both to reduce death and probably it helps get info.

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:43

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Professor Bling posted:

It exists in German? You're making GBS threads me.

Well, I've learned something today.

Genocide Tendency posted:

Like Bling just said... I'm more surprised thats not a uniquely American saying. Specifically a mid-western one.

The origins of this was the reference of the Alpenauftrieb, where you'd chase all your cows up some alp meadow, and it would take a comedic eternity until your cows would return.

Damnit, America.

Don't make loving you be so hard

# ? Aug 18, 2017 23:45

pantslesswithwolves: Oct 28, 2008

So if Bannon got fired and is then pledging to go right back to work for Trump's agenda, doesn't that make him, to borrow terms he's familiar with, the ultimate beta cuck?

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# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:00

bulletsponge13: Apr 28, 2010

Handsome Ralph posted:

He's not gonna do that.

He' gonna spend his time attacking people around Trump instead. Look forward to increased stupid hot takes against McMaster, Kelly, Kushner, McConnell, etc.

I don't ruin your mastubatory fantasies by pointing out the fact that you're ugly, don't ruin mine with the fact this will never happen.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:26

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

Did somebody say cows coming home?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E47D_PZ2Zec

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:27

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

bulletsponge13 posted:

I don't ruin your mastubatory fantasies by pointing out the fact that you're ugly, don't ruin mine with the fact this will never happen.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:41

McNally: Sep 13, 2007; Ask me about Proposition 305

Do you like muskets?

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

http://www.msnbc.com/msnbc-news/watch/trump-advisor-brad-thomas-defends-potus-amid-ceo-backlash-1026775107752
'
watch this. it rules.

This is goddamned amazing.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:48

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

I love how to Alex Jones, newspapers all saying the same poo poo is a sign of a global conspiracy, not a sign of it just being the actual fuckin news :psyduck:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 00:52

FastestGunAlive: Apr 7, 2010; Dancing palm tree.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:17

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

Bannon reminds me of Dwight from the office.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

FastestGunAlive posted:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:18

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

FastestGunAlive posted:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:23

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Man these loss edits are getting weirder and weirder

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:24

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

FastestGunAlive posted:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:28

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

Kellyanne Conway really looks like a terrifying witch

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:28

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

psydude posted:

Bannon reminds me of Dwight from the office.

Assistant President.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:36

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Ayn Marx posted:

Kellyanne Conway really looks like a terrifying witch

believe it or not, i think this is actually a good picture of her. not a good picture by normal standards, but by kellyanne standards.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:39

Internet Wizard: Aug 9, 2009; BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

suboptimal posted:

Alex Jones is in Seattle, and someone threw coffee on him.

https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/898568874395934721
(confrontation starts around 3:40)

When it was brought to Seattle PD's attention via Twitter, they had this to say:

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

Was it the Infowars brand WAKE UP AMERICA coffee?

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:41

psydude: Apr 1, 2008

She should just hire Kate McKinnon as her stand in for all photos.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:41

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

FastestGunAlive posted:

Hahaha, holy poo poo.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:42

Canemacar: Mar 8, 2008

If someone came up to me looking like that and told me eye of newt would cause my enemies crops to wither, I'd believe them.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:42

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

they're slowly trying to stop hiding it

https://twitter.com/DonCheadle/stat...6381%23lastpost

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:44

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Steve bannon looks like a spinster lesbian with rosacea who can't quit spicy food or racism

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:46

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

they're slowly trying to stop hiding it

https://twitter.com/DonCheadle/stat...6381%23lastpost

I don't recognize what the brooch is. Anyone care to enlighten me?

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:50

Smiling Jack: Dec 2, 2001; I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

RFC2324 posted:

I don't recognize what the brooch is. Anyone care to enlighten me?

I'm gonna guess its something thats Nazi like but not an actual Nazi symbol

kind of like trump

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:52

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boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

RFC2324 posted:

I don't recognize what the brooch is. Anyone care to enlighten me?

it's resembles a prominent fascism/nazi symbol.

it could be coincidence but like, cheat on your chick 10 times and she's gonna be suspicious when you give a barista your name at starbucks.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:54

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