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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Hihohe posted:

Its like someone described running to him and he just winged it.

this made me lol real good

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Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


The only thing that is really real in this reality is the Piss Tapes™.

Also, never forget:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/898015707463643137

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

super macho dude posted:

The only thing that is really real in this reality is the Piss Tapes™.

Also, never forget:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/898015707463643137

Bahaha how does this thread keep delivering? I've never seen that before and, best I can tell, it was made by someone with an extremely vague idea of what a martini is.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

super macho dude posted:

The only thing that is really real in this reality is the Piss Tapes™.

Also, never forget:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/898015707463643137

I've been a to shitload of bad bars in my lifetime and I have never, ever seen a martini that pathetic.

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

What did this say???

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich

Ultimate Shrek Fan posted:

What did this say???

"It says something about a fried(sic) when they say one thing in private messages and another on FB"

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

A. Beaverhausen posted:

"It says something about a fried(sic) when they say one thing in private messages and another on FB"

i'm astonished that someone would have public and private positions....

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

big nipples big life posted:

I've been a to shitload of bad bars in my lifetime and I have never, ever seen a martini that pathetic.

We make the finest martinis here sir.

takes wine glass out of sink

hits the "martini mix" button on the soda shooter

scoops the greatest ice from a used hotel ice machine

olive is Shop n Save brand

Finest quality here at Trump.

throws receipt at the glass

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
holy poo poo I was making "I bet this is a false flag" jokes to people about the alex jones coffee thing

then I watched the video and honest to God I actually do think it's just an actor lol

it just looks so fake

i'm an alex jones listener now I guess

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

EVIL Gibson posted:

We make the finest martinis here sir.

takes wine glass out of sink

hits the "martini mix" button on the soda shooter

scoops the greatest ice from a used hotel ice machine

olive is Shop n Save brand

Finest quality here at Trump.

throws receipt at the glass

huh... no piss... well thanks i guess...

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

EVIL Gibson posted:

We make the finest martinis here sir.

takes wine glass out of sink

hits the "martini mix" button on the soda shooter

scoops the greatest ice from a used hotel ice machine

olive is Shop n Save brand

Finest quality here at Trump.

throws receipt at the glass

They must have hired this lady

https://youtu.be/Nk57WmewiRA

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Harald posted:

Did bannon ever manage to suck his own cock or is that an ongoing project?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

EVIL Gibson posted:

We make the finest martinis here sir.

takes wine glass out of sink

hits the "martini mix" button on the soda shooter

scoops the greatest ice from a used hotel ice machine

olive is Shop n Save brand

Finest quality here at Trump.

throws receipt at the glass

martini mix is 4 parts olive brine to 1 part plastic handle gin

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

flashy_mcflash posted:

Bahaha how does this thread keep delivering? I've never seen that before and, best I can tell, it was made by someone with an extremely vague idea of what a martini is.

served by a bar owned by someone with an extremely vague idea of what a president is

at least it's a consistent theme

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

super macho dude posted:

The only thing that is really real in this reality is the Piss Tapes™.

Also, never forget:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/898015707463643137

this is basically the martini version of the Jeb! guac recipe

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


quick, we need donny to kiss his daughter so kellyanne doesn't fade away too

armchairyoda
Sep 17, 2008
Melman

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER SIDE?!?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
the President of the United States of AMerica (the man not the band) forevoriallly drowning in a sea of piss

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

On point

https://twitter.com/Smith83K/status/898722747622203394

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Like I said before, many saw it coming from miles away, and yet people are still doing some twisting impossible mental gymnastics to try deny what is obvious.

My favorite is "No, you are the racist/nazi one!" phrase that doesn't make sense at all lol

Balthesar
Sep 4, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
the piss tape is pretty tame with everything else that has happened and will happen

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
Good week!

Trump will kill us all before this is over.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

super macho dude posted:

The only thing that is really real in this reality is the Piss Tapes™.

Also, never forget:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/898015707463643137

ok what teh gently caress

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Stefan Prodan posted:

holy poo poo I was making "I bet this is a false flag" jokes to people about the alex jones coffee thing

then I watched the video and honest to God I actually do think it's just an actor lol

it just looks so fake

i'm an alex jones listener now I guess

That coffee thrower just seems like such a caricature of "greasy virgin internet troll irl". I want to believe that he is real.

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

Balthesar posted:

the piss tape is pretty tame with everything else that has happened and will happen

I'm waiting for the piss tapes to hit Broadway in Trump, the Musical.

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

Stefan Prodan posted:

holy poo poo I was making "I bet this is a false flag" jokes to people about the alex jones coffee thing

then I watched the video and honest to God I actually do think it's just an actor lol

it just looks so fake

i'm an alex jones listener now I guess

dude recognized his old dead gay friend Bill Hicks and got spooked

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Balthesar posted:

the piss tape is pretty tame with everything else that has happened and will happen

Chinatown posted:

ok what teh gently caress


LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee

super macho dude posted:

The only thing that is really real in this reality is the Piss Tapes™.

Also, never forget:

https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/898015707463643137

If any of you goons here are also bartenders, I have a challenge for you... Come up with a cocktail by the name of "The Piss Tapes are Real", so we're ready to celebrate their release.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/VicBergerIV/sta...genumber%3D6394

ok it actually was fake I feel better

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

LordSloth posted:

I'm waiting for the piss tapes to hit Broadway in Trump, the Musical.

Featuring the smash hit songs:

Great Again (America, You Make Me)
Common People - Proud Boys Stormin' Remix
When Urine Love With Your Beautiful Daughter

Zeriel
Nov 6, 2004

LordSloth posted:

If any of you goons here are also bartenders, I have a challenge for you... Come up with a cocktail by the name of "The Piss Tapes are Real", so we're ready to celebrate their release.

Pineapple steel reserve, vodka, squirt of ketchup.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Bannon fired and Alex Jones exposed for creating a false flag himself

How many redditors have killed themselves today

Mr President
Nov 13, 2016

by Lowtax

Code Jockey posted:

lmao how is that 4 weeks, how

Trump is truely the greatest goon of all time

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Zeriel posted:

Pineapple steel reserve, vodka, squirt of ketchup.

:barf: Oh gently caress no

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Wait. I really want this to be fake but I'm missing why the guy being a known announcer at roller derby bouts makes this fake.

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Catastrophe posted:

Wait. I really want this to be fake but I'm missing why the guy being a known announcer at roller derby bouts makes this fake.

same. i mean it sounds like he's the kind of guy who would do a fake thing but it doesn't prove it

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
The dude hosts like a wrestling podcast and is a local lovely actor

well I mean I don't have to tell you he's a lovely actor if you've seen the video

to me it's just definitely staged because of how loving badly it's staged, like..I dunno just look at it, I don't know what else to say other than it's just really unconvincing and I went into it believing it was 100% real before I had seen the video, I wasn't looking to say oh this is fake

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Catastrophe posted:

Wait. I really want this to be fake but I'm missing why the guy being a known announcer at roller derby bouts makes this fake.

https://twitter.com/SeattlePD/status/898648339293421569

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Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I swear I'm not drunk or high or crazy but how does the Seattle PD saying that Alex Jones might be an Alex Jones lookalike actor prove coffee man was a plant?

Not being a jerk. I just feel like I'm missing something obvious here.

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