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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004


GTA in-game advertisements are sort of cheating.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
Scroll your screen so the wrist is cut off the hand at the bottom. Superman is here to welcome you to the league!


edited for clarity

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Perry Normal posted:

Scroll your screen so the Justice League's newest recruit's wrist is cut out of the picture.


Power Girl must spend an awful lot of time at the waxing salon.

Apart from that, I have no idea what you're alluding to.

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

Memento posted:

Power Girl must spend an awful lot of time at the waxing salon.

Apart from that, I have no idea what you're alluding to.

take out the wrist on the hand at the bottom and it's like Superman is balancing a newspaper on his dick

I scrolled it into perfect position for that without noticing flipping through imgur, looked away and then turned back thinking I was in some fan art thread.

Perry Normal has a new favorite as of 06:06 on Aug 8, 2017

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Perry Normal posted:

edited for clarity

lies

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

The giant thumb looks like a dick.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

The giant thumb looks like a dick.

Let's be professional here. It is Chode-El, the Little Kryptonian Buddy.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Samizdata posted:

Let's be professional here. It is Chode-El, the Little Kryptonian Buddy.

Little Kryptonian buddies are canon

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
That's the worst sieg heil face.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Little Kryptonian buddies are canon




Uncanny.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
I'm more concerned about how blasé the people are about Superman firing midgets out of his hands. This must be from that golden age where Superman just made up a new power every month and everybody just went along with it like it made sense. "Oh, Superman can shoot rice out of his eyes now? That's nice, more tea Ethel?" "You know, last week he inflated himself into a giant ball and farted jazz music. Not sure why but it was kinda neat, I guess."

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
It is absolutely from that period.

The Superman comics basically could not have any kind of edge to them what so ever, so they became a cosmic horror story about a human shaped God with the power to do anything tormenting those around him as he saw fit.

Silver Age Superman is Best Superman

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
The silver age writers were constantly thinking up crazy scenarios where Superman seemingly acted like an total jerk but for reasons which turned out to be weirdly justified. "A giant ape has gone crazy and is wrecking the natives' villages because it fell in love with Jimmy Olsen but he spurned it? Well clearly the only way to stop all this destruction is to set up a sham marriage between Jimmy and the ape!"

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Memento posted:

Power Girl must spend an awful lot of time at the waxing salon.

Apart from that, I have no idea what you're alluding to.

Nah, super heroes are naturally hairless. Did you not see the new Wonder Woman movie?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Tell it to Wolverine.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Wolverines little known other super hero power is that he absorbs the hair of other superheroes.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Why does Superman think only living things can be cute?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Sorry, sorry, I sort of assumed you would know I meant female heroes.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

veedubfreak posted:

Sorry, sorry, I sort of assumed you would know I meant female heroes.

This is a world with flying invincible androids, time travel, literal gods walking the earth, supercomputer minds the size of planets, pocket-sized wormhole generators, etc. I imagine their depilatory technology is superior to ours.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

The Bloop posted:

This is a world with flying invincible androids, time travel, literal gods walking the earth, supercomputer minds the size of planets, pocket-sized wormhole generators, etc. I imagine their depilatory technology is superior to ours.

They're born of Gods, who needs body hair.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Little Kryptonian buddies are canon


Maybe they'd realize it if you told them, Super rear end in a top hat.

Is Superman looking like a Vulcan who got hit with a shovel part of that story or just bad art?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's his actual newest super power: the bat wing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Burkion posted:

The Superman comics basically could not have any kind of edge to them what so ever, so they became a cosmic horror story about a human shaped God with the power to do anything tormenting those around him as he saw fit.

You just described Stardust.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

PubicMice
Feb 14, 2012

looking for information on posts

Regardless of whether her friend is grabbing her crotch or she's grabbing her crotch herself there's still crotch-grabbery going on here

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

PubicMice posted:

Regardless of whether her friend is grabbing her crotch or she's grabbing her crotch herself there's still crotch-grabbery going on here

the best kind of grabbery!

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


This is like a twisted look into one of Trump's wet dreams.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

PubicMice posted:

Regardless of whether her friend is grabbing her crotch or she's grabbing her crotch herself there's still crotch-grabbery going on here

I guess she could be holding the tip of her penis?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Could we please not have another tipping derail thank you very much

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Karate Bastard posted:

Could we please not have another tipping derail thank you very much

What if it's just the tip?

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Phrasing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
Nice dick.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


That gives a whole new meaning to "Escher Girls".

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Badness Records Thailand office

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Have a butt for a change.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Say Nothing posted:

Have a butt for a change.



please dont crosspost from the animal testosterone thread :[

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