Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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SLOSifl: Aug 10, 2002

schreibs posted:

That article is about the *ATLANTA* *FALCONS*. It didn't even mention Baltimore or the Ravens???

Ravens are just gay falcons anyway.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:28

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# ? May 28, 2024 10:03

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Same thing, all sportsball teams are birds

checks out, my avatar is a fat bird

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:29

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Tony Phillips posted:

Also, it seems kinda fake as Hell, but someone dumped coffee on Alex Jones as he was walking around Seattle being Alex Jones.
http://www.newsweek.com/alex-jones-coffee-dumped-seattle-chasing-guy-down-street-652200

Yeah it's fake as hell

https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/898672162591997953

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:32

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

there isn't an ironicat big enough

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:33

MisterOblivious: Mar 17, 2010; by sebmojo

Dillbag posted:

It's been explained to me that it's for imgur and reddit upvotes

I wish I was kidding.

This group wasn't involved with making the gif or posting it to reddit.

Video: 43,000 views before it was made into a gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw8sTxK6j2I

Gif: 4.5m views on Imgur. Front page of Reddit with 55k points.
http://imgur.com/4ysHjNl.gifv

24,000 people followed the link to YouTube.
They earned $6.78
~45 people subscribed to the channel

Talking about that stuff + writing/filming/editing another skit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8d3un114s&t=136s

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# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:36

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
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Thread! I'd like a clip of a nazi getting punched where the puncher is has second thoughts fora short moment. Like, *beating on a nazi* "oh wait, maybe the nazi is a dece" *goes on punching*

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
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Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

This guy sounds so much like kevin pollak doing robert de niro or something

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:49

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/ZApNFGm.mp4

# ? Aug 19, 2017 01:50

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

It's the human version of pausing a cartoon and getting a hosed up looking inbetween drawing.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:01

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Randaconda posted:

I'm old and am not familiar with what you are talking about, please explain in SNES terms.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:03

Phanatic: Mar 13, 2007; Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

Pretty sure a white supremacist would fit right in in Boston.

In related doxxing news, attempted murderer Eric Clanton, the guy who bashed three people in the skull with a bike lock, is really upset that he's facing a potential long-rear end prison sentence.

https://itsgoingdown.org/statement-eric-clanton-keep-building-long-term-strategies/

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:14

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Powaqoatse posted:

idk his beliefs seem to be pretty mainstream republican

"I'm a moderate, that's what's so CRAZY about all this!"

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:21

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

He looks like every single feature is trying to escape his face in embarrassment whenever he talks

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:32

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

lol, get owned so hard you turn into a slave and the klan hangs you

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:33

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Phanatic posted:

Pretty sure a white supremacist would fit right in in Boston.

In related doxxing news, attempted murderer Eric Clanton, the guy who bashed three people in the skull with a bike lock, is really upset that he's facing a potential long-rear end prison sentence.

https://itsgoingdown.org/statement-eric-clanton-keep-building-long-term-strategies/

If you're going to beat on fascists, remember assault is still illegal and be prepared for the consequences. That said: jury nullification.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:36

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Phanatic posted:

Pretty sure a white supremacist would fit right in in Boston.

In related doxxing news, attempted murderer Eric Clanton, the guy who bashed three people in the skull with a bike lock, is really upset that he's facing a potential long-rear end prison sentence.

https://itsgoingdown.org/statement-eric-clanton-keep-building-long-term-strategies/

He was right to bash those fascists. Not Schadenfreude.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:37

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
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Avenging_Mikon posted:

If you're going to beat on fascists, remember assault is still illegal and be prepared for the consequences. That said: jury nullification.

Agreed. afaict the bashing was both acceptable and called for.

Also remember if you bash fash irl, wear a mask and also most importantly never talk about it ever.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:48

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

"I'm really shocked at the level of hatred people can express for someone they don't know and have never met. No hate on my side I don't hate anybody." :qq:

uh what were you doing at the rally?

"I went down to demonstrate against all these fuckin darkies entering my country." :ironicat:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 02:48

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

itsgoingdown is a reputable site so I'd believe the guy

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:09

Triarii: Jun 14, 2003

It's like his worldview is this comic taken literally

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:09

dumb.: Apr 11, 2014; -=💀=-

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:14

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Takes No Damage posted:

"I'm really shocked at the level of hatred people can express for someone they don't know and have never met. No hate on my side I don't hate anybody."

uh what were you doing at the rally?

"I went down to demonstrate against all these fuckin darkies entering my country."

Hey now that's not quite fair. He also thinks that the darkies who are already here shouldn't be aloud to procreate.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:16

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

u sp33k l33t br0 posted:

Hey now that's not quite fair. He also thinks that the darkies who are already here shouldn't be aloud to procreate.

"Shhhhhh babe keep it down, you know I'm Puerto Rican"

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:20

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
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AlmightyBob posted:

itsgoingdown is a reputable site so I'd believe the guy

i lack the words. thats a scary website

anyway it seems like a really good place for nazis though.

if im nearby im gonna piss/poo poo into their supplies (whatevers easiest)

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:26

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

syscall girl posted:

I don't know if this is a fake quote or what but good grief it reads like a 90 y/o man having a stroke.

It's a very real quote. Made by the flag's designer.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:30

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

SLOSifl posted:

Ravens are just gay falcons anyway.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 04:09

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Dillbag posted:

there isn't an ironicat big enough

Here you go:

# ? Aug 19, 2017 04:53

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

^^^ That's... almost big enough.

ekuNNN posted:

I wonder if he was coming at just the right angle so that median thing looked like one of the green stripes on the ground.

e:

dumb. posted:

This is... this is too spicy for me. All the schaden, none of the freude :smith:

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# ? Aug 19, 2017 05:20

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# ? Aug 19, 2017 05:55

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

iospace posted:

Here you go:

Still not big enough

# ? Aug 19, 2017 06:25

AlmightyBob: Sep 8, 2003

Powaqoatse posted:

i lack the words. thats a scary website

anyway it seems like a really good place for nazis though.

if im nearby im gonna piss/poo poo into their supplies (whatevers easiest)

IGD is an antifa site that organizes antiracist protests

# ? Aug 19, 2017 06:36

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Powaqoatse posted:

Agreed. afaict the bashing was both acceptable and called for.

Also remember if you bash fash irl, wear a mask and also most importantly never talk about it ever.

Is it okay if I get an erection at the thought of bashing the fash?

edit: can children be facists??? Asking for a friend

# ? Aug 19, 2017 07:08

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Cumslut1895 posted:

Is it okay if I get an erection at the thought of bashing the fash?

edit: can children be facists??? Asking for a friend

Yes but it's not their fault.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 07:11

Cumslut1895: Feb 18, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Volcott posted:

Yes but it's not their fault.

welp gotta bash em haahaha guess we don't have a choice.

# ? Aug 19, 2017 07:12

Elizabethan Error: May 18, 2006

nvm

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# ? Aug 19, 2017 07:21

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
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AlmightyBob posted:

IGD is an antifa site that organizes antiracist protests

i misread the site like an idiot pls kill me

# ? Aug 19, 2017 08:06

acejackson42: Mar 27, 2005; You didn't say what I think you said...

Eggbeater Jesus posted:

Our beautiful statues.

This beautiful statue is on a patch of private land along I-65 just outside of Nashville. Regardless of how you feel about awful Confederate monuments, the schad is on everybody who has to see this eyesore on their daily commute.