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I had to google $2000 alien head.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 15:28 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 00:05 |
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That's one hell of a fleshlight
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 15:35 |
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everything is a dildo if you are brave
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 15:35 |
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Me [38F] with my Husband [39M] keeps getting drunk and did something terrible so I left him. He's begging for me to come back, I love him but don't know what to doRelationships (self.relationships)quote:We have been together for 19 years married for 16 and have three kids. I'm a stay at home mom and he has his own business. My dad was a verbally abusive alcoholic.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 15:42 |
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Hey all, I've decided to share a multi-reddit I created of all the lulzworthy subreddits I've found... (basically /r/relationships and it's companions + /r/legaladvice and it's other English language companions.) Feel free to PM or message on Reddit with suggestions on additions.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 15:52 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [38F] with my Husband [39M] keeps getting drunk and did something terrible so I left him. He's begging for me to come back, I love him but don't know what to doRelationships (self.relationships) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWUOcTIgI18&t=12s
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:31 |
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moral orel is so good
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:37 |
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quote:I have always just for some reason liked the Alien franchise.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:39 |
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Blue Train posted:moral orel is so good That's one of my favorite scenes in a visual media of all time. It's incredible.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:39 |
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Pick posted:That's one of my favorite scenes in a visual media of all time. It's incredible.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:41 |
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WampaLord posted:When I was 16, over the summer I banked up $3,000 by working at a call center. So it's not impossible for kids to have access to that kind of cash on their own. I like the way they think.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:49 |
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I;m gonna gently caress a xenomorph
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 17:56 |
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Intruder posted:Chad should have put his own career at risk by intentionally lying by omission about something that would probably be found out anyway if it's such a close knit industry rather than putting the incident into context and endorsing her for the position I work in an industry which, while not close knit, is full of people who love to gossip, and if I was asked about a potential hire, I would stick to what I knew of them from working together, and certainly not include secondhand information.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:04 |
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Fiancé (33M) broke both forearms in an accident and is fully dependent. But he's very resistant to being cared for by me (29F) and I'm not sure how to cope with how he's acting.quote:My fiancé got t-boned at an intersection and as a result both of his forearms have fractures. Initially, we thought he'd need surgery but it turns out he probably doesn't. He's supposed to recover in 18-20 weeks (with physical therapy). they found the real life little foot, long foot guy
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:07 |
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My (28M) husband rarely wants sex with me (24F).quote:LTL FTP All that jazz. I like that this dude is 28 and done with sex, yaknow, as 28 year olds are known to do. Lots of people become monks at 29 as a result, it just kinda works well with the natural pacing.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:10 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Fiancé (33M) broke both forearms in an accident and is fully dependent. But he's very resistant to being cared for by me (29F) and I'm not sure how to cope with how he's acting. Oh god, it's Hank's arc from Breaking Bad and she's Marie. Poor thing. There's a whole dumb mindset behind "I don't want to be cared for!" that definitely has its roots in toxic masculinity.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:13 |
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WampaLord posted:When I was 16, over the summer I banked up $3,000 by working at a call center. So it's not impossible for kids to have access to that kind of cash on their own. My 17-year-old blew $2000 of his lifeguarding money last summer on Forge of Empires microtransactions, teenagers are dumb as gently caress (I spent mine mostly on Magic cards at his age so I can't really talk) however he did not have a phone for several months after that, because lol what
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:16 |
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WampaLord posted:Oh god, it's Hank's arc from Breaking Bad and she's Marie. Going from being perfectly able to totally dependent on another human being literally to feed yourself, piss and wipe your butt has to be pretty drat miserable however you slice it. I doubt I'd be much better in that situation, just breaking one arm was a pain. At least he'll probably be fine once he recovers, and it's not permanent.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:18 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Fiancé (33M) broke both forearms in an accident and is fully dependent. But he's very resistant to being cared for by me (29F) and I'm not sure how to cope with how he's acting. Broken arms, mom caring? I think I've read this Reddit post before...
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:34 |
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OK finally a good one!! Me [29 F] with my [27 M] of almost 2 years, he constantly complains about how miserable his co worker [M 30s] makes him (who happens to be his superior), and today I confronted him quote:Okay, so Ill try to keep this as short as possible. My anxiety riddled brain is doing somersaults as I'm trying to write this out. Basically, my partner works for a small company, and his co worker is an abusive douchebag (we'll call him Tom). Verbally, mentally etc. I can hear him being condescending and rude to him over calls, putting him down for small poo poo, meanwhile Tom is a total slacker, and leaves most of the work to my SO, and then gets angry at him when deadlines aren't met. Well gee lady do you think it MIGHT be a problem!!!
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 18:40 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:Going from being perfectly able to totally dependent on another human being literally to feed yourself, piss and wipe your butt has to be pretty drat miserable however you slice it. I doubt I'd be much better in that situation, just breaking one arm was a pain. At least he'll probably be fine once he recovers, and it's not permanent. Yeah, that's definitely a part of it and it's only exacerbated by the masculinity thing. But then you gotta take a step back and think what if the situation were reversed? Wouldn't you want to take care of your SO too? That's just part of the bargain when you get into a serious relationship with someone.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:00 |
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I could never gently caress someone after they wiped my rear end, tbh
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:08 |
i cant gently caress someone unless they wipe my rear end
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:09 |
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I can only gently caress someone if they've wiped my rear end but I can't gently caress anyone after I've wiped theirs
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:11 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:OK finally a good one!! I would burn a relationship to the ground and salt the earth the second my partner interfered with my work life on my behalf Oh my loving god lady what did you doooo
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:11 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:OK finally a good one!! One way or another she won't have to hear her ex-boyfriend complain about his work anymore.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:13 |
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Blue Train posted:I could never gently caress someone after they wiped my rear end, tbh It'll happen after you hit an old enough age.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:15 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:OK finally a good one!! lmao the title made me think she was confronting her boyfriend about loving doing something about it but it was sooooo much better
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 19:36 |
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"a hacker did it" is the obvious defense
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 20:15 |
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Imprisoned by good pussy is the only explanation I have: M(29), F(23) I have keep my things in a safe and girlfriend of 4 years doesn't like it. quote:u/Thundernut
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:15 |
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She doesn't really wanna kill herself she's just gonna ask you for the pills again so she can od
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:16 |
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Milotic posted:Imprisoned by good pussy is the only explanation I have: Unfortunately due to a recent court case in Massachusetts OP can't tell her to go ahead and do it
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:27 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Unfortunately due to a recent court case in Massachusetts OP can't tell her to go ahead and do it He can, so long as he doesnt do it in the moment. Or you know record it.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:28 |
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"I'm just going to kill myself" Yeah, there's a good case for keeping your drugs in accessible places. edit: In hindsight when someone in your life that you want out of your life says 'Do 'X' or I'll kill myself" it's kind of a good thing, as you can call the cops, tell them they're suicidal and the whole problem if out of your hands (for while at least).
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:37 |
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smdh how would you not explain to her the simple and elegant solution of an exit bag?
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:40 |
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I wish someone would tell me they were going to kill themselves, I would finally have a shared interest with someone
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:45 |
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Milotic posted:Imprisoned by good pussy is the only explanation I have: Hey break up with your gf and call the cops you moron. Then buy a bigger safe and live in it "because that's just what you want to do".
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:48 |
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Milotic posted:Imprisoned by good pussy is the only explanation I have: This is usually when some idiot goon comes along and goes "But the crazy ones are better in bed!"
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 21:51 |
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She's not even crazy, just a fiend
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 22:01 |
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Pick posted:That's one of my favorite scenes in a visual media of all time. It's incredible. Hard agree, third season was a masterpiece
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