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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Do you want meat, chicken, or fish?

e: Nooo, snipe

Actually, I have content: both me and my mom this morning figured out that "roosters" are called that because they roost. (Even though hens are really the ones who roost!) It was a :doh: moment for both of us - Mom especially, since she's a birdwatcher.

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Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
It still baffles me that some people consider fish meat a separate thing from other kinds of animal meat.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

It still baffles me that some people consider fish meat a separate thing from other kinds of animal meat.

I think most of them rationalise it as "fish can't feel pain" but it's actually a really complex issue that has no conclusive answer.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

It still baffles me that some people consider fish meat a separate thing from other kinds of animal meat.

it's ok to eat fish
'cause they
don't have any feeeeeeeelings

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
Most fish meat is just so different from chicken and beef, even more than the difference between those two.

Tuna tho...

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

It still baffles me that some people consider fish meat a separate thing from other kinds of animal meat.

Didn't that have a religious starting point? Like, the original suggestion of "give up meat for Lent, but keep eating fish" thing start when someone the Pope was related to had a fishing business?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Memento posted:

it's ok to eat fish
'cause they
don't have any feeeeeeeelings

That's why I only eat emotionally detached cows.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's why I only eat emotionally detached cows.

cownnui adds so much flavor, good choice.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Powaqoatse posted:

It kindof is the same, but no worries. You're cool now that you realize that all proper nouns are different in all languages :)

Check this dude that thinks latin is the same as english

Also Toscana is a lot more like Tuscany than it is Etruria

Edgar Allen Ho has a new favorite as of 02:57 on Aug 20, 2017

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

It still baffles me that some people consider fish meat a separate thing from other kinds of animal meat.

It boggles my mind when people consider them different, and are "vegetarian but I eat fish." Commercial fishing ravages species way more than commodity beef or chicken production. Of course, beef and chicken have their own down sides, I consider commodity chicken and the conditions in which they live to be one of, if not the, most evil things in food service. But nothing in food service contributes to the decline and possibly eventual extinction of species quite like fishing.

It's the same with chicken-chicken and fish, in my experience, are the two meats that people who lean towards vegetarianism will eat. Fish is absurd for the above reasons, and chicken on a commercial farm are jam packed into tiny cages and stacked, barely enough room to move and making GBS threads all over each other. Even "cage-free" commercial chicken are jam-packed into a warehouse with a concrete floor, sure there aren't any cages, but they can barely move and will never see the sun. "Vegetarian-fed' chicken are sickly and weak, because chicken are omnivores.

Beef, on the other hand, tends to have lots of space, sustainability on a cow/calf ranch (as in having a ranch that will stand the test of time, something that even a rancher with zero concern for the environment cares a whole lot about) requires a massive amount of land for a relatively small amount of cattle. They need to rotate through pastures so that grass has the opportunity to grow enough to feed the herd. There are certainty some feed lots that pack the cows in tight, and there are environmental implications with the massive amount of waste that cows produce (this is, again, at the feed lot. At a cow/calf ranch, there is enough space that they don't need to worry about waste removal, the cows just poop wherever and it fertilizes the grass), but of all commodity meats, beef cattle probably has the best quality of life. So overall why those two meats are the ones that people will eat when they only eat a little/some meat (or say "I'm a vegetarian but I eat...") makes absolutely zero sense to me.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Being an environmental vegetarian is dumb and general. Either go vegan or don't bother.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Aren't tuna and salmon farm raised

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

Aren't tuna and salmon farm raised

Salmon, yes. Tuna, no. Tuna is WAY too big to farm economically.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Also, fish farms are spectacularly bad for the environment. It takes more fish used as feed to raise a fish than you get out of it, so you're still depleting stocks. It also introduces all sorts of foreign things into the environment, like antibiotics and pesticides. You can't separate fish farms from the open ocean because you need a way to get rid of the waste from the fish.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I've had dumb arguments with people over whether monotremes like the platypus are mammals. They get really insistent that they're not. "But they lay eggs!"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

They produce both milk and eggs, which means they can make custard out of their bodily secretions!

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They produce both milk and eggs, which means they can make custard out of their bodily secretions!

This makes me uncomfortable.

Some custard rules, please.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
You could also use platypus eggs, milk and venom to make some delicious devilled eggs.

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


Tasteful Dickpic posted:

They produce both milk and eggs, which means they can make custard out of their bodily secretions!

There's an expression in German which is "the egg laying wool-milk sow" which is supposed to be a thing that does everything you could possibly want it to. Platypus is like 90% there already, maybe we should start a breeding program.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

pidan posted:

There's an expression in German which is "the egg laying wool-milk sow" which is supposed to be a thing that does everything you could possibly want it to.

please tell me how to say this and give me an example of how to use it so I can work it into every future conversation

pidan
Nov 6, 2012


ladron posted:

please tell me how to say this and give me an example of how to use it so I can work it into every future conversation

Eierlegende Wollmilchsau. The Link has an audio clip.

Generally you use it to mean that somebody is looking for something that doesn't exist, such as a shoe that is suited for every situation, a worker who can do a variety of different jobs and so on. Occasionally it just means a gizmo with a lot of features.

Now go and spread this word across the world

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

God I love German.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

Also, fish farms are spectacularly bad for the environment. It takes more fish used as feed to raise a fish than you get out of it, so you're still depleting stocks. It also introduces all sorts of foreign things into the environment, like antibiotics and pesticides. You can't separate fish farms from the open ocean because you need a way to get rid of the waste from the fish.

Going to a dam and seeing one of those concrete abominations they use to stock depleted lakes and half the fish have growths of an indeterminate nature on their fishy faces.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Memento posted:

Also, fish farms are spectacularly bad for the environment. It takes more fish used as feed to raise a fish than you get out of it, so you're still depleting stocks. It also introduces all sorts of foreign things into the environment, like antibiotics and pesticides. You can't separate fish farms from the open ocean because you need a way to get rid of the waste from the fish.

The CSIRO came up with microbe-based prawn food, but even then they only say it "reduces" the amount of wild fish you need to feed the prawns. And obviously that's only for prawns, not fish.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I've had dumb arguments with people over whether monotremes like the platypus are mammals. They get really insistent that they're not. "But they lay eggs!"

But being the only mammals that lay eggs is literally the only thing 99% of people know about monotremes. You'd think people would be willing to accept such a universal trivium. It'd be like insisting bats aren't mammals because they can fly.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

rydiafan posted:

But being the only mammals that lay eggs is literally the only thing 99% of people know about monotremes. You'd think people would be willing to accept such a universal trivium. It'd be like insisting bats aren't mammals because they can fly.

Mammal posted:

Glass of milk
Standing in between extinction in the cold
And explosive radiating growth
So the warm blood flows
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have
Mammal, mammal (Mammal, mammal)
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog (Mammal)
Koala bear and hog (Mammal)
One of us might lose his hair
But you're reminded that it once was there
From the embryonic whale to the monkey with no tail
So the warm blood flows
With the red blood cells lacking nuclei
Through the large four-chambered heart
Maintaining the very high metabolism rate they have
Mammal, mammal (Mammal, mammal)
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog (Mammal)
Koala bear and hog (Mammal)
Placental the sister of her brother Marsupial
Their cousin called Monotreme
Dead uncle Allotheria
Mammal, mammal (Mammal, mammal)
Their names are called
They raise a paw
The bat, the cat
Dolphin and dog (Mammal)
Koala bear and hog (Mammal)
The fox, the ox (Mammal)
Giraffe and shrew (Mammal)
Echidna, caribou

It's right there

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

It still baffles me that some people consider fish meat a separate thing from other kinds of animal meat.

I think people just feel the closer kinship to fellow members of Team Mammal?

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

A lot of people use "animal" interchangably with "mammal" so they say things like "birds and animals"

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Kinda like "Catholics and Christians".

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

rydiafan posted:

Kinda like "Catholics and Christians".

https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/once-upon-a-time-the-catholic-church-decided-that-beavers-were-fish/

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Iguanas and capybaras as well, drat. They love their loopholes in the Catholic church.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Memento posted:

Iguanas and capybaras as well, drat. They love their loopholes in the Catholic church.

I knew there were a few more but iguanas?

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays?

Iguana?

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
I deployed to Guantanamo. (Even though they weren't supposed to) people ate iguana.

It's like the only protein source.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

I deployed to Guantanamo. (Even though they weren't supposed to) people ate iguana.

It's like the only protein source.

That is harsh.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

syscall girl posted:

I knew there were a few more but iguanas?

What kind of meat does a priest eat on Fridays?

Iguana?

If Wall of Voodoo taught me anything via Celtic Frost, they eat barbecued iguana in Mexico.

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

syscall girl posted:

It's right there

TMBG is cool and good.

Chillbro Baggins
Oct 8, 2004
Bad Angus! Bad!

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

I've driven through 41/50 states, the plains are kinda charming/sleepy/creepy in a nice way.
Several years back, a guy drove across the country with a Nikon DSLR mounted in the window (the project was sponsored by Nikon, IIRC) with a remote shutter release connected to the car's odometer so it took a photo every mile.

He had to mess with the timing when he got to Kansas because the cornfields are laid out on a 1-mile grid, so he was getting the same photo every mile.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Chametz is leavened grain, not just grain :colbert: .

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

rydiafan posted:

But being the only mammals that lay eggs is literally the only thing 99% of people know about monotremes. You'd think people would be willing to accept such a universal trivium. It'd be like insisting bats aren't mammals because they can fly.

Aren't echindas also egg laying mammals?

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Choco1980 posted:

Aren't echindas also egg laying mammals?

Yes, but rydiafan was saying that monotremes are the only mammals that lay eggs, not just the platypus.

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