I hope the next page is just Kramer busting down the door to reveal his intricately carved cat meme scars or something and kramering around the room uncontrollably.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 04:42 |
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Alright, I'm willing to try an experiment. It's been suggested that I ask the pack of uncontrollable shitposters in here how you think Alison and Clevin's relationship will turn out. So what do you think, mm?
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 05:48 |
As a man, Clevin will eventually do something wrong, and be reduced to a strawman character as Allison dumps him, and possibly assaults him. She will then come to the conclusion that all men are just bad and enter a gay relationship with either Mary or a later added woman, since Valkyrie lady was already paired off with Feral.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 05:58 |
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They will absolutely never gently caress, if that's what your asking.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 05:59 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Alright, I'm willing to try an experiment. It's been suggested that I ask the pack of uncontrollable shitposters in here how you think Alison and Clevin's relationship will turn out. So what do you think, mm? Who suggested, mm?
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 06:04 |
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Typical Pubbie posted:Who suggested, mm? Nuns with Guns.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 06:06 |
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Expressing displeasure at the bad parts of a sometimes-good comic is not shitposting.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 06:38 |
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Their relationship being ~too perfect~ is a complaint that I haven't seen. The complaints are that he's a boring, milquetoast character that just sort of drifted into a banal relationship with Allison. Also his hair is weird.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 06:40 |
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Elysiume posted:Their relationship being ~too perfect~ is a complaint that I haven't seen. The complaints are that he's a boring, milquetoast character that just sort of drifted into a banal relationship with Allison. Also his hair is weird. Too perfect you say?
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 06:50 |
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Alison dies, comic becomes Cleventures.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 06:51 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Expressing displeasure at the bad parts of a sometimes-good comic is not shitposting. Correct. I'm not sure what that has to do with this thread, though. That said, the last few pages seem to be less pestilent than I remember, so I suppose we'll see how it goes. Gives me something to do while I wait for my physical copy of the book, anyway.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 07:10 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Alright, I'm willing to try an experiment. It's been suggested that I ask the pack of uncontrollable shitposters in here how you think Alison and Clevin's relationship will turn out. So what do you think, mm? Flesh Forge posted:Are you guys ready for the most awkward love triangle ever? Allison/Clevin/Patrick cringe fodder incoming hope you didn't think I was joking cause I wasn't
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 07:21 |
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This should go in the OP, OP
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 07:46 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:Alright, I'm willing to try an experiment. It's been suggested that I ask the pack of uncontrollable shitposters in here how you think Alison and Clevin's relationship will turn out. So what do you think, mm? Clevon's skin will turn gradually darker until he's black. Their strong, loving interracial relationship will last forever.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 07:58 |
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I just went back and reviewed like 40 pages of the thread and several times I laughed so hard I almost choked to death This is my favorite thread, thanks everybody for all the awesome poo poo you've created in it.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 08:10 |
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Flesh Forge posted:This should go in the OP, OP That would require me to approve of a BravestOfTheLamps post in some way. While I am willing to try many things, I am afraid there are limits. Maybe I'll put something in there explaining how the Clevin subplot was a good direction for the comic to go in; it sounds like that would make everyone happy.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 08:22 |
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How can you not approve of that brilliant edit, it illustrates so much of the current state of the comic?
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 08:26 |
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Why do you hate freedom, and goodness
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 08:27 |
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Perhaps the true obsession with Clevin lies not in the comic... but in yourselves! Free yourself of the fear of Clevin, and the world will be a brighter and happier place.
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idonotlikepeas posted:Alright, I'm willing to try an experiment. It's been suggested that I ask the pack of uncontrollable shitposters in here how you think Alison and Clevin's relationship will turn out. So what do you think, mm? Clevin will die soon and become a jesus. Alison will never get another boyfriend because he was too perfect for this world. That's the end of that plot line. Maybe she'll hook up with feral after? IDK.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 09:11 |
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idonotlikepeas posted:
How do you feel about Clevin's complaints that he didn't get a shout out for existing in her thank you address and her apologizing for that fact? Personally I'm very excited to see Clevin very graciously understand why this seemingly crazy man is in his gf's apartment and help her put him to bed on the couch and nothing remotely close to a plot happening for another 40 pages. Or at the very least well have a 3 person conversation that will go on for 40 pages when it only really need 6 or so to get it's point across. ZenMasterBullshit fucked around with this message at 09:44 on Aug 20, 2017 |
# ? Aug 20, 2017 09:33 |
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clevin is going to die and we'll get to meet his family of multiracial gender-neutral smurfsonas at a traditional wiccan funeral. allison will walk into the blazing pyre and emerge with a winged clevin on each shoulder and one suckling at her breast. meanwhile patrick commits suicide by throwing himself from the statue of liberty
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 09:48 |
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Finally, acknowledgement of Clevin as our lord and saviour
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 09:49 |
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ZenMasterBullshit posted:How do you feel about Clevin's complaints that he didn't get a shout out for existing in her thank you address and her apologizing for that fact? Clevin jumps up and down and claps with excitement, he knew he packed a third set of jammies for a reason and now all his prudent planning is paying off. Patrick, the heel, takes an extra scoop of ice cream. In the background on the now-ignored TV we see Cleaver break loose and publicly flay Donald Drumpf, at which the entire nation as one stands up and applauds. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 09:58 on Aug 20, 2017 |
# ? Aug 20, 2017 09:56 |
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I hope this chapter ends with Clevin and Patrick hooking up and Allison learning a lesson about polyamorous relationships and hurriedly apologizing to Clevin for not understanding it before. They'll laugh and laugh about their understanding of real oppression and how to positively change the world as the camera cuts outside to that homeless man Allison beat up all those chapters ago dies in an alley, alone and cold and wishing someone had invited him to their non-profit's gala.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:00 |
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Next chapter: Valkyrie gets its first client and it turns out the abuser is the libertarian guy! Allison drops him in the ocean and the rest of the comic is a 'musical interlude' where the gang gets together and sings the entirety of Hamilton to celebrate a job well done.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:12 |
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How I want the "relationship" to go: Alison realises that Clevin is a whiny, entitled Nice GuyTM and dumps him as hard as she dumped Max when he turned into a Libertarian. How it will actually go: She settles and they get married cause he's just so nice and uncomplicated and everyone loves Clevin right? Honest to God, nerd guys are the loving worst and he embodies a whole lot of male nerd entitlement with his "i'm sad cause you didn't profusely thank me, your bf of all of 20 pages, in a speech that had literally nothing to do with me". It's a gigantic red flag, but the author doesn't see that because the author is that giant red flag. When that scene started at the end of a page with him saying he felt sad, I thought it would be because Alison and the gang were reminiscing about the good times they had with the murderer who killed his friend. And that, although his friend turned out to be a dick, he still had complicated feelings about it. You know, something actually interesting. But nah, it's because he's a loving whiny self-absorbed prick upset about a dumb speech.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:24 |
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It's especially terrible given that all of the relationship development happened off camera, the comic showed one actual date where they held hands on a train and then suddenly Clevin is all weird clingy needy guy that needs to get dumped ASAP. e: I'm all for Less is More, but sometimes Less is actually Less.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:33 |
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A bizarre, disjointed rant where Allison breaks down and admits she was never a lesbian and loves Clevin, only Clevin, and thanks him profusely for his pasta and moral support helping launch her cartooning career.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:35 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:A bizarre, disjointed rant where Allison breaks down and admits she was never a lesbian and loves Clevin, only Clevin, and thanks him profusely for his pasta and moral support helping launch her cartooning career.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:38 |
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Valkyries first client will be a young man who started dating a biodynamic individual, who only a few days into the relationship began using their powers to coerce and abuse him. Forced into hiding from his abuser, he now reaches out to project Valkyrie, presenting a unique case where having a support - organisation staffed by superheroes might actually be necessary to deal with the situation.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:40 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:A bizarre, disjointed rant where Allison breaks down and admits she was never a lesbian and loves Clevin, only Clevin, and thanks him profusely for his pasta and moral support helping launch her cartooning career. YOWZA.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:A bizarre, disjointed rant where Allison breaks down and admits she was never a lesbian and loves Clevin, only Clevin, and thanks him profusely for his pasta and moral support helping launch her cartooning career. She had won the victory over herself. She loved Clevin.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 10:42 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:A bizarre, disjointed rant where Allison breaks down and admits she was never a lesbian and loves Clevin, only Clevin, and thanks him profusely for his pasta and moral support helping launch her cartooning career.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 11:42 |
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The comic is not good, OP. Sorry you've wasted money on it. I predict that at some point Clevin will not be able to keep up with Alison's sexual appetite on the account of her super strength, and will end the relationship, making Allison very sad for five chapters, until she finds a cure for biodynamism, and reunites with Clevin. The lesson is super strength is literally worthless, and all you need is a rape uber app and good friends.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 12:13 |
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Flesh Forge posted:Expressing displeasure at the bad parts of a sometimes-good comic is not shitposting. I guess I conflate "shitposting" with general jokes thanks to some deep-rooted trauma. I'm cool with people joking/shitposting about the comic being bad, of course, because it is
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 14:39 |
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I think Clevin's going to turn out to be an agent of the global conspiracy. I'm an optimist.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 14:46 |
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Crimpolioni posted:Valkyries first client will be a young man who started dating a biodynamic individual, who only a few days into the relationship began using their powers to coerce and abuse him. Forced into hiding from his abuser, he now reaches out to project Valkyrie, presenting a unique case where having a support - organisation staffed by superheroes might actually be necessary to deal with the situation. This will never happen for a thousand reasons, but it would be perfect.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 14:57 |
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Clevin is an android that Paladin built to be Allison's perfect boyfriend so that she would go away and Paladin could spend more time with Feral. Patrick will discover this when Clevin returns and he can't read his mind.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 14:58 |
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Joe Slowboat posted:This reminded me of something the comic is, I guess, supposed to be about : Being the one with all this power and privilege and not knowing how to change the world. Here's what I said a while back that I think summarizes the baneful influence of Clevin on the narrative. Other than repeatedly using 'bourgeoisie' instead of 'bourgeois' I think it holds up pretty well. Clevin and Allison's relationship will conclude with them focusing on art, culture, and personal matters as fascism rises around them; historians will call this 'internal Clevigration'
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