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Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Parts Kit posted:

Man after seeing this I want to make something in photoshop but then I'd have to sign up for twitter to send it to him.

Do it. I'll send it to him.

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Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


Hope this doesn't get missed. That's really fuckin funny.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zartosht posted:

It's shopped.

Is that all so why he's a more racist reincarnation of Cotton Hill or is it the panel from Preacher just with the word chin replaced with knees?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

You know, the pants-pissing hobbit probably still considers himself genetically superior to the muscular giant on the right.



whilst i noticed the piss I didn't notice how short that dudes legs are. wtf is wrong with his body? even if he's just wearing his pants low, when I compare the legs to the arms it makes my brain sore

e:

Zartosht posted:

It's shopped.

I hope so, for that dude's sake

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Given how short he seems to be even compared to the other white dudes in that picture he might have some weird-rear end variety of dwarfism going on.

joedevola
Sep 11, 2004

worst song, played on ugliest guitar

Kennel posted:

I'm pretty sure this wasn't posted here.

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/898601973934465024

I know this joke has already been made by why do these cunts always look like they drank out of the wrong chalice? This dildo grew up watching O'Reilly and Hannity and thinking... yeah, that's what a man should look like.

acejackson42 posted:

I'M SLAVER RIIIIIICK!!!

I love you.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Given how short he seems to be even compared to the other white dudes in that picture he might have some weird-rear end variety of dwarfism going on.

That's inbreeding for you - sunken face lacking in any character, stubby little t-rex arms and legs, potato-shaped body.

Kanish
Jun 17, 2004

joedevola posted:

I know this joke has already been made by why do these cunts always look like they drank out of the wrong chalice? This dildo grew up watching O'Reilly and Hannity and thinking... yeah, that's what a man should look like.


I love you.

At some points the way he moves his mouth and the cadence of his speech seems like a rough attempt at mimicking trump.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Wait, so what do they think is passing in front of the Sun then?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Wait, so what do they think is passing in front of the Sun then?

A NASA Mystery Disc (tm).

e: vv drat it, that answer is both funnier and probably more correct.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
chemtrails

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Given how short he seems to be even compared to the other white dudes in that picture he might have some weird-rear end variety of dwarfism going on.

I think it's more that he's wearing his pants below his rear end or something? Because look at the other dude in the background. He's got the same weird loving proportions going on but only looks slightly better because his jeans aren't like three sizes too big.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Besesoth posted:

According to this article, that's about right: two dozen free-speechers, 15,000+ counter-protesters.

Don't loving call them "free-speechers".

Thomamelas
Mar 11, 2009

Wasabi the J posted:

I'm a huge fan of Texas history because of just how loving ridiculous it all was.

Stephen F. Austin - "We shall settle this land of the Mexicans and form a new republic! With more land for each slave you own!"

Mexico - "Actually, we've thought about it, and that's wrong."

*War*

Texas - "We've beaten the Mexicans, and shall be a proud republic of slavers!"

*Struggles*

Texas - "Fine, we shall join the United States as a proud slave state!"

*Civil War*

Texas - "WE WANT OUR GODDAMN SLAVES! WHY IS THIS SO HARD?!"

You forgot the bit where Sam Houston opposed the idea of succession and effectively ends up deposed so Texas can leave the Union.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

http://i.imgur.com/W3PvBUm.gifv

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


I will never tire of the look of pure fear on Bannon's face.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Thomamelas posted:

You forgot the bit where Sam Houston opposed the idea of succession and effectively ends up deposed so Texas can leave the Union.

As a Texan that's pretty much the reason a lot of people still idolize Sam Houston. Shame the city named after him is such a shithole.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/0P0Cs8i.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/YrNoOF4.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/YaPXC8x.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/WII1erA.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/Z5oTWWV.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/2ugPYLs.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/dEGjRW6.gifv

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Untrustable posted:

Oh it doesn't matter. They then just go and have, in their words, "more thorough testing" done. If I recall correctly Craig Cobb released a statement that upon further testing he was something like 97 percent white and the rest was "statistical noise".

Well, technically he's also 50% banana.
:goonsay:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Schadenfreude tutorial. Step 1) stand on dumpster.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Neurion posted:

I will never tire of the look of pure fear on Bannon's face.

Surrounded by brown people in a country with no alcohol

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012




I like how this guy has two discrete patches of fire on him.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/SpmiyeG.gifv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwkssMvB8c0

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Zartosht posted:

It's shopped.

You can see the peexels?

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Do it. I'll send it to him.

Or I can too.

Bartie
Mar 20, 2006

You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.
https://twitter.com/CyclingHubTV/status/898940414643900424

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Welp how the gently caress do you mulligan that one?

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
All the schadenfreude should be on that cop.

Wicaeed
Feb 8, 2005

Good Lord was there anything left of this poor kids liver after being perforated perforated by that bike seat??

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4IX2L-J3m8

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Gorilla Salad posted:

Don't loving call them "free-speechers".

I took them at face value when they said

quote:

Boston Free Speech Coalition, which organized the rally, said on Facebook that it is not affiliated with the Charlottesville rally organizers in any way. “We are not associated with any alt-right or white supremacist groups,” the coalition said. “We are strictly about free speech.”

:shrug:

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Besesoth posted:

I took them at face value when they said

why

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Pffft, no need to feel bad. There hasn't been a single time in history that would have lived up to that. It's just a soundbite that the news agency thought would sound good over a picture of an eclipse. Like a Miss America pageant winner saying they hope for world peace.

I know that, but whenever I think of people in the relatively recent past, like the Cold War era, and they hope that maybe in fifty years we'll have sorted at least a little bit of this poo poo out, I get a little down because lol we haven't fuckin' done anything.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Because lately the alt-right has had no trouble identifying itself as such, and I find it useful to distinguish between the alt-right/white supremacists/etc. and the useful idiots they've duped into helping out.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Besesoth posted:

Because lately the alt-right has had no trouble identifying itself as such, and I find it useful to distinguish between the alt-right/white supremacists/etc. and the useful idiots they've duped into helping out.

There's no way white supremacists saw how many people were planning on counter-protesting in Boston and didn't chicken the gently caress out out of calling their rally exactly what it was. Thinking there was anyone else behind that rally is obtuse and falling for the name's ruse exactly as they planned it.

Besides, the term "alt-right" itself is a euphemism for white supremacy. These people are cowards that usually won't even call themselves what they are despite recently finding bits of courage. If it looks like a Nazi and it acts like a Nazi, it's a Nazi. No need to do their obfuscating bullshit for them.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Do it. I'll send it to him.
Works for me! :getin:

violentlycitrus
Aug 3, 2004

Wicaeed posted:

Good Lord was there anything left of this poor kids liver after being perforated perforated by that bike seat??

ooooo i had to pause this one when i saw which way it was going

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Railing Kill posted:

There's no way white supremacists saw how many people were planning on counter-protesting in Boston and didn't chicken the gently caress out out of calling their rally exactly what it was. Thinking there was anyone else behind that rally is obtuse and falling for the name's ruse exactly as they planned it.

They chickened out so hard they went back in time! :v:

quote:

Besides, the term "alt-right" itself is a euphemism for white supremacy. These people are cowards that usually won't even call themselves what they are despite recently finding bits of courage. If it looks like a Nazi and it acts like a Nazi, it's a Nazi. No need to do their obfuscating bullshit for them.

This is exactly my point, though. I have no problem calling a spade a spade, but that also means calling the centrists and soi-disant liberals who insist that "it's just words" and "they should be allowed to speak their mind" the Nazis' useful idiots. They don't look or act like Nazis; they just want the Nazis to be allowed to look and act like Nazis without repercussions, and it's dangerous to not be able to make that distinction.

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trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Besesoth posted:

They chickened out so hard they went back in time! :v:


This is exactly my point, though. I have no problem calling a spade a spade, but that also means calling the centrists and soi-disant liberals who insist that "it's just words" and "they should be allowed to speak their mind" the Nazis' useful idiots. They don't look or act like Nazis; they just want the Nazis to be allowed to look and act like Nazis without repercussions, and it's dangerous to not be able to make that distinction.
Enablers, basically.

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