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MisterBibs posted:I'm not sure I get this one. It's obviously racist, but why is a 2x2 patch of water in Minecraft supposed to be smart? It's the way water tiles work in minecraft. If an empty tile has two water source blocks on either side of it, it turns into a source block itself. So a quick way to get a local source of water for your base is to dig a small 2x2 hole and dump a bucket of water in opposite corners (dumping a bucket creates a source block), ensuring you can take infinite buckets of water from the tiny hole. trap sprung etc
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MisterBibs posted:I'm not sure I get this one. It's obviously racist, but why is a 2x2 patch of water in Minecraft supposed to be smart? you know, it's possible to mention Africans in a sentence without it being racist.
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MisterBibs posted:I'm not sure I get this one. It's obviously racist, but why is a 2x2 patch of water in Minecraft supposed to be smart? you can turn only two buckets full of water into infinite clean water
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UnitinU pictures are some of absolute favorite things and I always laugh like an idiot at them.
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Cumslut1895 posted:you know, it's possible to mention Africans in a sentence without it being racist. When I was 5 my family and I was watching a documentary about these African villages. It went on about how every morning the little girl had to walk 10 miles to the river for water, and walk 10 miles back again. Every single morning. I said "why don't she just live closer?" and all I got was a slap for being racist.  
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mind the walrus posted:How do they explain the horizon line, magnetic vs. true north, nautical navigation, and satellite-based technologies? The data is being manipulated to give the illusion that we live on a round ball. When you actually examine the "facts", you'll notice discrepancies that could only happen if someone had forced a false conclusion.
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There is a scientific explanation for the flat earth. The edges of the flat earth are simply designed to discretely teleport you to the opposite side of the flat earth. This was one of the ingenious tricks the grays are playing on the human race while they observe us in our little Petri dish. The rest is really quite self-explanatory when you think about it.
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I mean, even Discworld established that the only reason it can function at all is because of literal magic.
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Rayjenkins posted:There is a scientific explanation for the flat earth. The edges of the flat earth are simply designed to discretely teleport you to the opposite side of the flat earth. This was one of the ingenious tricks the grays are playing on the human race while they observe us in our little Petri dish. The rest is really quite self-explanatory when you think about it. That would make the Earth seem like a torus not a sphere though
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The Bloop posted:That would make the Earth seem like a torus not a sphere though He knows he knows oh poo poo abort need emergency jacking out. When I thought about it in my head, if you took the globe and you flattened it out like you see on a map, when you go to the other side you'd just seamlessly end up on the other end of the map. I didn't put a lot of actual geometric thought into it. 
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The Bloop posted:That would make the Earth seem like a torus not a sphere though Maybe the "flat earth" is actually a "mobius band earth". Of course, there could be problems inherent in that. 
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The Bloop posted:That would make the Earth seem like a torus not a sphere though Earth is not quite a sphere. Oblate spheroid is the preferred nomenclature. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqNnUJVcVs
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Rayjenkins posted:When I thought about it in my head, if you took the globe and you flattened it out like you see on a map, when you go to the other side you'd just seamlessly end up on the other end of the map. I didn't put a lot of actual geometric thought into it. Some guys had a look at the globe and noticed that not only do the continents fit back together to form the supercontinent Pangaea but all the other edges also fit together perfectly if you map them to a smaller globe. From there they concluded that A) the Earth used to be much much smaller, therefore B) the Earth is constantly expanding and C) so called "gravity" is a complete myth because objects don't "fall" back to the ground when you let them go, the ground rises up to them instead. Comic book artist Neal Adams is a firm believer in the 'expanding earth' model and he's got a whole bunch of videos explaining it in excruciating detail on his youtube channel.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Some guys had a look at the globe and noticed that not only do the continents fit back together to form the supercontinent Pangaea but all the other edges also fit together perfectly if you map them to a smaller globe. From there they concluded that A) the Earth used to be much much smaller, therefore B) the Earth is constantly expanding and C) so called "gravity" is a complete myth because objects don't "fall" back to the ground when you let them go, the ground rises up to them instead. So I know I'm asking for logic where there is none, but how do they account for planes returning to Earth from tens of thousands of miles in the air in a 20 minute period? Do they think Earth is expanding that much daily?
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I feel like if the earth were flat someone would have gone to the edge and taken pictures by now 🤷♂️
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What do they think is on the other side of a flat Earth? Bizarro Earth? Bizarro Earth. And I knew about Neal Adams but it still makes me sad. One of the most influential comics artists in living memory yet a mastery of drawing geometry taught him nothing. Or everything? No, no nothing.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:I feel like if the earth were flat someone would have gone to the edge and taken pictures by now 🤷♂️ According to flat earthers, that's part of the conspiracy. That governments/the Illuminati lie about Antarctica being an inhospitable place so that people won't go there.
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What's on the underside?
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syscall girl posted:Earth is not quite a sphere. Sure sure but it seems like a sphere. I'm not a sphere earther or anything
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Sock Puppet posted:What's on the underside? Lizard people mostly, and all the missing socks
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We must tear down these monuments to slavery. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Das Boo posted:So I know I'm asking for logic where there is none, but how do they account for planes returning to Earth from tens of thousands of miles in the air in a 20 minute period? Do they think Earth is expanding that much daily? I haven't bothered to watch any of Neal Adams' youtube videos any longer than a quick glance but the answer might be in one of those if you're really curious. Then you can come back and explain it to us!  Oh and part of the expanding earth theory is that he also believes that the earth is hollow. For more info on that please consult the Batman hollow earth comic book series "Batman: Odyssey" which was written and illustrated by Neal Adams.
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Sock Puppet posted:What's on the underside? Four elephants, standing astride the shell of a great space-fairing Turtle. Stupid round-earther and their crazy notions  .
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Pakled posted:According to flat earthers, that's part of the conspiracy. That governments/the Illuminati lie about Antarctica being an inhospitable place so that people won't go there. But people go to Antarctica all the time.
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RoboRodent posted:But people go to Antarctica all the time. But do they come back?
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gbut posted:But do they come back? Well something that looks and acts exactly like them comes back but ....
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well something that looks and acts exactly like them comes back but .... And Antarctic tourism suddenly became that much more sinister.
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RoboRodent posted:But people go to Antarctica all the time. They're government agents in on the conspiracy, silly!
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RoboRodent posted:And Antarctic tourism suddenly became that much more sinister. Gotta feed the shoggoths somehow.
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RoboRodent posted:But people go to Antarctica all the time. Only people who are cleared by the government. And the tourists who go are only allowed to go so far in; they don't have the chance to truly explore what's beyond their little amusement park.
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Current hypothesis that's in vogue is that the entire universe is flat, therefore the Earth must also be flat! Checkmate, roundies! 
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Well something that looks and acts exactly like them comes back but .... How many The Things have infiltrated society by now?
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