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Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

Collateral Damage posted:

If my understanding from the GBS China thread is correct, they're just unaccustomed to food that has things like flavor and a nutritional value.

Nonsense. Chinese food has all the lead and cadmium anyone could ask for!

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Great Rumbler posted:

Batman Odyssey is insane and good. Everyone should read it.

I agree on the insane part. It had some interesting ideas but could've used a rewrite.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Sic Semper Goon posted:

Nonsense. Chinese food has all the lead and cadmium anyone could ask for!

Don't forget delicious melamine

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
For those of you that remember LeVar Burton's kickstarter to bring back Reading Rainbow from years ago: he is now being sued by the company that owns Reading Rainbow.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Take a look, it's in a book, a trademark law.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Probably shoulda checked those rights, Geordi.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



They are seeking to recover damages and also "profits from his podcast." :v:

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Suing a beloved C-level celebrity for reading books to children is the best PR move I've ever heard!

LordNagash
Dec 29, 2012

CommonShore posted:

Suing a beloved C-level celebrity for reading books to children is the best PR move I've ever heard!

To be fair, trying to cut out the public access station that made that beloved children's show in the first place when trying to make a new series is kind of a dick move too.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

LordNagash posted:

To be fair, trying to cut out the public access station that made that beloved children's show in the first place when trying to make a new series is kind of a dick move too.

A member station with a commercial license suing over this is proof positive that they super care about accessible and educational programming, not just about a bottom line. :thumbsup:

SupSuper
Apr 8, 2009

At the Heart of the city is an Alien horror, so vile and so powerful that not even death can claim it.
They could just... use a different name? :shrug:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
:( https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/779120233/wallakoozie-the-first-wallet-to-have-a-built-in-ko

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Somebody needs to make a wallet with a built in kazoo.

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010


We finally found it. The wallet kickstarter too stupid to succeed

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I was expecting a weird Banjo-Kazooie sequel.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Regy Rusty posted:

We finally found it. The wallet kickstarter too stupid to succeed

As one of the backers, I'm insulted.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
I had the idea to launch a kickstarter, wait for someone in China to copy my product and sell it on AliExpress, and then send the Chinese counterfeits of my nonexistant product to my kickstarter backers.

I'm guessing there is a non-zero chance that someone else has already had this idea, and executed it.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Inescapable Duck posted:

From reading the bizarre China thread in GBS, a lot of Chinese people seem to be under the impression they literally can't survive without Chinese food, or something along those lines. Basically all-round awful education in health and food hygiene combined with ignorance and paranoia about foreign countries.

British and American tourists do this too, by going abroad, complaining about the foreign food then going to Mcdonalds :smith:

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:

SupSuper posted:

They could just... use a different name? :shrug:

The name isn't actually being used, though. It's being used in the sense that other people are making comparisons using the name.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Kill all humans.

SPINCHAT

A case that spins your phone so you can drop your phone more often trying to stabilize a spinning image. It's a messaging app that spins the picture you send. That's it. And you're supposed to buy a case for it.

Kill all humans.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Stinky_Pete posted:

Kill all humans.

SPINCHAT

A case that spins your phone so you can drop your phone more often trying to stabilize a spinning image. It's a messaging app that spins the picture you send. That's it. And you're supposed to buy a case for it.

Kill all humans.

Ahaha, so random and le wacky :xd:

Cheez
Apr 29, 2013

Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

:siren:
TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!
:siren:
Does someone want to tell me when fidget spinners were cool because I think I missed it

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Cheez posted:

Does someone want to tell me when fidget spinners were cool because I think I missed it

Don't worry, you can get in on the ground floor of my [rolls dice] Bluetooth [rolls dice] pogs...
really? Ok...
Yup. Bluetooth enabled pogs. [rolls dice] They're going to use e-ink. And there's going to be an app.
And a new minimalist wallet for the pogs. It going to be made from recycled [rolls dice] iridium...
really? Wouldn't that be heavy as gently caress? Whatever...
Be sure to get in on the earlybird special. It's a fidget slammer.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Cheez posted:

Does someone want to tell me when fidget spinners were cool because I think I missed it

According to my records that were 'cool' on July 17 2015 from 11:27:06 to 11:34:42.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Stinky_Pete posted:

Kill all humans.

SPINCHAT
I can't help but wonder if they intentionally made their kickstarter video as cringey as possible and this is just a big joke.

Leal
Oct 2, 2009

Stinky_Pete posted:

Kill all humans.

SPINCHAT

A case that spins your phone so you can drop your phone more often trying to stabilize a spinning image. It's a messaging app that spins the picture you send. That's it. And you're supposed to buy a case for it.

Kill all humans.

I hope there is a meatspin.... spin... off

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.
I get a sick pleasure from seeing failed kickstarter/indiegogo campaigns, so here is a bunch of of the Kickstarter projects from November to around February posted in this thread. I listed their total gross, funding date, what they are, and what their current status is. Some seem to be on track, but I assume all are going to continue to break promises. If people think this post is a huge abomination I can trim it or just delete it.

$127,272
12/2016
Pants for pants
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/vear/the-legs-jacket-waterproof-and-breathable/posts/1950937
Had issues with manufacturing but states they are now in full production, picture is provided as apparent proof, aiming to ship at least 150 units hopefully in the next month.

$109,406
11/2016
Individual pod cookie maker
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1503077171/chip-smart-cookie-ovenfresh-cookies-in-under-10-mi/posts/1935083
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1503077171/chip-smart-cookie-ovenfresh-cookies-in-under-10-mi/posts/1885389
Apparently they have completed circuit designs and are working towards getting it manufactured, said shipping delayed until 2018. No prototypes actually shown.

$40,614
11/2016
Endless forest sequel (https://www.somethingawful.com/mmo-roulette/endlessforest/1/)
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-endless-forest-second-decade-game-multiplayer#/updates
http://olt.lt/ms/the-unreal-forest-step-3/
They seem to have basic framework down and some UI elements and basic multiplayer. How much of this is just unreal engine assets I am unsure of.

$925,802
12/2015
e-ink shoes
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/shiftwear-customize-your-kicks-technology#/updates
http://shiftwear.com/blog/2017/05/19/mayupdate2017/
They are finalizing their prototypes (maybe, again no actual pictures of this) and are accepting more monies for pre-orders. They also decided to move their operations to china and have apparently abandoned updating on indiegogo.

$2,766,515
10/2015
IoT meat thermometer
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/meater-the-only-wire-free-smart-meat-thermometer-food-technology#/updates
Apparently they started shipping individual units and are attempting to start production of the block unit. Some of the comments imply that a large portion of people still have not received the individual unit yet, there was a update stating they had shipped a few thousand.

$67,167
11/2016
Phone application controlled router that acts as a site blocker
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gryphonconnect/gryphon-simple-safe-super-fast-wifi-for-modern-fam/
https://www.facebook.com/GryphonSocial/videos/vb.797114007013053/1467374836653630/?type=2&theater
They have some produced according to their facebook posts. They never actually showed the hardware anywhere in the project other than the box. One video shows screenshots of a PCB that is apparently the device itself. Honestly looks like a bog standard scam.

$559,428 - Kickstarter
$660,595 - Indiegogo
$1,220,611 - Combined
11/2016 - Kickstarter/Indiegogo
Tablet that supposedly supports windows and runs off SD cards (lol)
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/smachteam/smach-z-the-handheld-gaming-pc/posts/1939242
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/smach-z-the-handheld-gaming-pc-games#/updates
Only physical device that seems to exist is the unit shown in videos. They changed hardware manufacturers and estimated Q1-2 2018 for completion of final product designs.

$351,816
12/2016
Its the old VW soundwagon but with bluetooth
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/pinkdonut/rokblok-a-new-spin-on-vinyl/comments
Kind of boring since all the updates are for backers only. Maybe sort of kind of possibly starting production and potentially shipping before the end of the year.

$580,902
07/2016
The new das keyboard
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1229573443/das-keyboard-5q-the-cloud-connected-keyboard/posts/1920253
They had FCC compliance issues with their PCB but may have fixed those issues. They expect to start actual production next month.
Post documenting some drama from last year regarding the project. They were going to initially ship directly from the factory which would make some people have to pay 100+ extra to get it and handle all the importing themselves.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3536751&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=470#post467287296

$552,178 - Kickstarter
$690,878 - Indiegogo
$1,243,056 - Combined
10/2016 - Kickstarter
12/2016 - Indiegogo
It's a hovering turn table
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/mag-lev-audio-the-first-levitating-turntable-vinyl#/updates
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/245727224/mag-lev-audio-the-first-levitating-turntable/posts/1962495
They are still trying to make a production prototype and apparently upgraded the arm but need to make custom modifications to it so it will work with their system. It seems kind of vague but they seem to be trying to make all of them by themselves. They are showing off prototypes but pictures of people looking at it almost look staged.

Jeesis has a new favorite as of 15:12 on Aug 14, 2017

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

That Endless Forest sequel Kickstarter better state what steps are they implementing to prevent another Goon Apocalypse.

Jeesis
Mar 4, 2010

I am the second illegitimate son of gawd who resides in hoaven.

The MSJ posted:

That Endless Forest sequel Kickstarter better state what steps are they implementing to prevent another Goon Apocalypse.

My estimation is they are going to make a custom client for connecting so they can ban individual accounts easily. Also it will allow remote code execution so they can install malware on your system for making them mad. Inevitably someone is going to reverse engineer it with extreme ease because lol they are unsurprisingly bad coders and find out that it all connects back to a completely open system running on their desktop and of course someone will take the joke too far and break everything and of course they never actually backed anything up.

Then in around 10 years someone else/the only guy who still makes it will make a new crowdfunding project so they can write it in unity and call it endless unity.

The circle of endless life forests :unsmith:

Jeesis has a new favorite as of 16:00 on Aug 14, 2017

Frobbe
Jan 19, 2007

Calm Down


Indiegogo appears to have realised they're full of poo poo.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Frobbe posted:



Indiegogo appears to have realised they're full of poo poo.

Realised that who is full of poo poo?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Jedit posted:

Realised that who is full of poo poo?

That IndieGogo is, advertising 0 interesting projects.

Harold Krell
Sep 10, 2011

I truly believe that anyone and everyone is capable of making their dreams come true.

:unsmigghh:

Subjunctive posted:

That IndieGogo is, advertising 0 interesting projects.

You should contact :angel:Customer Happiness:angel: to air your grievances.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

Isn't that just a mini projector from, like, Alibaba with an SD card containing four images? They're like $50.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

tuyop posted:

Isn't that just a mini projector from, like, Alibaba with an SD card containing four images? They're like $50.

I had no idea such a thing existed. And now I kinda need about three of them.

tuyop
Sep 15, 2006

Every second that we're not growing BASIL is a second wasted

Fun Shoe

bongwizzard posted:

I had no idea such a thing existed. And now I kinda need about three of them.

Now that I think about it, I could also use a few for my classroom. Who needs a $300 pull-down map when you can project one! :downs:

Don't Ask
Nov 28, 2002

Now on Kickstarter: A portable blinding cube! Blind your kids at home, blind your co-workers at the office! All your blinding needs in a portable, easy to carry cube form!


I guess it can also etch stuff as well?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Do not look into Cubiio with remaining eye.

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Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009

Don't Ask posted:

Now on Kickstarter: A portable blinding cube! Blind your kids at home, blind your co-workers at the office! All your blinding needs in a portable, easy to carry cube form!


I guess it can also etch stuff as well?

meet me at the coffee shop, i'll be outside burning poo poo with my cube

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