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The funny thing about that last one is its clear they're not reading the article about Chicago. With how news papers are laid out, they're reading the sports section.
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So there was a nationalist (nazis basically) march in Quebec city. Antifa showed up, but as with every single protest ever in this province's modern history, so did some jerks who wanted to break random poo poo unrelated to anything else, which caused the cops to shut down the counter-protest, leaving the nazis unscathed. There are already so many stupid hot takes out in social media, and I expect press coverage to be along the same lines.
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Lurdiak posted:So there was a nationalist (nazis basically) march in Quebec city. Antifa showed up, but as with every single protest ever in this province's modern history, so did some jerks who wanted to break random poo poo unrelated to anything else, which caused the cops to shut down the counter-protest, leaving the nazis unscathed. If this was the Black Bloc or whatever, they're pretty useless.
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WampaLord posted:"This is what black people talk about" - A white person "Gosh we're so dumb to be upset about statues" - A black person, as written by a (totally not racist) white person
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"We're so dumb to be upset by the symbols of inherent racism in this nation that are the root cause of a lot of inner-city violence".
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Weird, there's another terrorist attack with a vehicle that I can think of from just last week, but it's not in there! Must be something different about that one.
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Pembroke Fuse posted:If this was the Black Bloc or whatever, they're pretty useless. Black bloc is not an organization or group, it's a tactic commonly used by anti-fascist protestors. A tactic which is becoming increasingly useful following the ridiculous crackdown on (non-nazi) protesters in the US lately. But yes, my hearts and prayers go out to those poor broken windows. Truly a tragedy. The cops had no choice but to shut down the entire counter-protest, who knows how much more atrocious property damage could have been inflicted by those thugs.
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Office Pig posted:This is the first instance I can recall where the far-reaching octopus is supposed to be the object of our affection.
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Subtle, but I like it.
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been away from the thread a minute. just wanna say, i'm gonna kill somebody. not sure who, someone's gettin' got tho
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Panty Saluter posted:is this an edit? Yes. Look at the corner of the paper in the second panel.
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MechaCrash posted:Yes. Look at the corner of the paper in the second panel. that's what I meant. seemed too clever for Rose
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You're a national treasure, Pants Donkey
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Terrorist fist-jab.
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frankenfreak posted:Racist fist-jab.
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Dr Cheeto posted:Someone buy this "low tax" guy an account I called it as being John Ritter in this very thread when it was first posted, but no one liked my Problem Child joke. I guess Lowtax is welcome to it, though. 
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Improbable Lobster posted:I hate comics We all do
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tyblazitar posted:Black bloc is not an organization or group, it's a tactic commonly used by anti-fascist protestors. A tactic which is becoming increasingly useful following the ridiculous crackdown on (non-nazi) protesters in the US lately. I don't care about broken windows, I care about public perception. Punching Nazis can look good because you can make the argument that there is no reasoning with a Nazi (and also WWII). Breaking windows looks like "random vandalism", "aimless hooliganism" and "rioting" to the public. Not a single G20 protest, no matter how many random stores got smashed, seems to have halted the actual advance of globalization, for better or for worse. tl;dr Broken windows aren't an identifiable political symbol.
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Reminds me of that Comedy Goldmine that was something along the lines of "MS Paint what you'll see before you die."
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Branco is such a piece of poo poo, holy hell. Lester too. Can't wait for them to defend him all the way to the bitter end.
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Sir Tonk posted:Branco is such a piece of poo poo, holy hell.
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King Possum III posted:Here's Garrison's latest; So Garrison's perception about Trump is that he's someone who has no strong convictions of his own outside of those he's surrounded by? Also, that what Trump has said rings hollow unless the people he's surrounded by influence his decisions because Trump has the attention span of an eight-year old? I mean, maybe it was obvious Garrison's loyalties lied with those that Trump was trying to appeal to rather than Trump himself since Trump is just a vessel for alt-right influence. In which case, perhaps Trump isn't a very good person to get behind????
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Trump is both the greatest president alive and a man that can easily fall to the whim of Soros if one jew hater isn't there to yell in his ear about white supremacy according to Garrison. He is both winning forever and already lost.
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Jabberlock posted:So Garrison's perception about Trump is that he's someone who has no strong convictions of his own outside of those he's surrounded by? Also, that what Trump has said rings hollow unless the people he's surrounded by influence his decisions because Trump has the attention span of an eight-year old? I mean, maybe it was obvious Garrison's loyalties lied with those that Trump was trying to appeal to rather than Trump himself since Trump is just a vessel for alt-right influence. In which case, perhaps Trump isn't a very good person to get behind???? I love that even Garrison can't figure out how to square the circles of 'Trump is being infiltrated by (((deep state))) agents' and 'Trump openly talks about how much he loves Kushner and Ivanka and how great McMasters and Kohn are' so he just goes with "WHY would this billionaire real estate baron surround himself with wealthy people seeking to exploit the world for profit, and WHY would a man who clearly is easily impressed by military rank constantly allow his generals to dictate policy rather than take an active role???? We may never know, but the jews did this."
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Jabberlock posted:So Garrison's perception about Trump is that he's someone who has no strong convictions of his own outside of those he's surrounded by? Also, that what Trump has said rings hollow unless the people he's surrounded by influence his decisions because Trump has the attention span of an eight-year old? I mean, maybe it was obvious Garrison's loyalties lied with those that Trump was trying to appeal to rather than Trump himself since Trump is just a vessel for alt-right influence. In which case, perhaps Trump isn't a very good person to get behind???? Pretty much, yeah It's especially evident in this Garrison comic:
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DaveWoo posted:Pretty much, yeah So the best the alt-right could do was get a candidate who is easily led into professing their ideals rather than get one who actually believes in them? Got it.
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Crabtree posted:Trump is both the greatest president alive and a man that can easily fall to the whim of Soros if one jew hater isn't there to yell in his ear about white supremacy according to Garrison. He is both winning forever and already lost.  Lurdiak posted:Jesus, that label. (Then again, maybe the cartoonist just doesn't want to have to field e-mail from the dumbest readers.) Gazpacho fucked around with this message at 05:50 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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