StashAugustine posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUYE1XNO5E

Lack of pussy is the root fuckin' cause of global instability

Yinlock posted:

normal reporter problems: i am constantly under attack by ants

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ants are communist feminists at their core. males exist within the ant world solely to leave the nest and procreate with a founding queen to provide her with the lifetime of sperm she will need to found and birth sister-daughters. "queen" itself is a misnomer as she does not any larger role within the hive beyond that of a egg producer. all decisions within the hive are decided upon by the hivemind, with decisions and orders being broadcast throughout the hive by means of chemical signals. ants have no hierarchy of importance. all memebers are equal and through instinct know their roles within it. by cheong saying think like an ant he's saying think like a communist. welcome, comrade cheong.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

ants are communist feminists at their core. males exist within the ant world solely to leave the nest and procreate with a founding queen to provide her with the lifetime of sperm she will need to found and birth sister-daughters. "queen" itself is a misnomer as she does not any larger role within the hive beyond that of a egg producer. all decisions within the hive are decided upon by the hivemind, with decisions and orders being broadcast throughout the hive by means of chemical signals. ants have no hierarchy of importance. all memebers are equal and through instinct know their roles within it. by cheong saying think like an ant he's saying think like a communist. welcome, comrade cheong.

Dreddout posted:

So the other day I noticed a bunch of ants swaming my cum sock. This was pretty interesting to me, and it got me thinking: Occulus Rift POV Porn of the jizz inside the sock, just resting in the nice warm gym sock with his friends. They're not long for this world, being outside the safe and nurturing balls, but they don't know that and hell they're having a blast. They're relaxing and having a BBQ in a pool of seminal fluid. to my soldiers. Anyways, imagine if the ants come in and start loving poo poo up. They're wrecking everything. They're throwing the tables over and throwing spermbros into the pool with their clothes and cell phones on. Remember, ants have the strength of 100 men - these fuckers are not to be trifled with. So you can try to run, but this buff and fast ant is going to catch you. He's got you pinned down and he's pummeling you with his powerful arms and antennae.. and you're just so loving into it. He's so strong and so fast, and you're just a little helpwess glob of cool jizz - you aint got a chance against this Beast. After beating you for a while, just before you're about to cum your final load in total ecstasy agony, he throws you onto his back and brings you to the hive. You've never seen hot poo poo like this. Thousands of these insectoid hunks rolling around in the buck. Everywhere you look there's a sexy as hell head, thorax, or abdomen. you black out, the chemical communication is too powerful. Where are we now? look around Gordon ... this isn't the Combine anymore: it's the Queens Den. She towers over you. She's 20 stories high. Her huge tits are bouncing up and down and her 6 legs are so long and she has stiletto heels (think Kerrigan from SC2). She starts dominating you hard. Every move from every porno is getting doled out to you in powerful quick blows. Heels to the sperm-balls. Spit to the cum-dome. Slap to the teste-face. She's calling you a fag and you're so loving hard now. Up you go little sperm, easily taken into her powerful antennae. Her big mouth, thousands of tiny teeth - she's ripping you up and slipping your dead guts down her gullet. Into the head, down the abdomen, finally settle in the thorax. The inside of her perfect, 10 story long bulbous rear end; where you will digest for the rest of your short eternity. Game over, the princess is definitely in this castle.

Anyways, I don't really know how to program so if anyone wants to help me out, I'd be happy to write some more story!

The Lobotomy Kid posted:

He's literally Arthur Chu's evil twin. Ants and all.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

source you quote.

Dreddout posted:

So the other day I noticed a bunch of ants swaming my cum sock. This was pretty interesting to me, and it got me thinking: Occulus Rift POV Porn of the jizz inside the sock, just resting in the nice warm gym sock with his friends. They're not long for this world, being outside the safe and nurturing balls, but they don't know that and hell they're having a blast. They're relaxing and having a BBQ in a pool of seminal fluid. to my soldiers. Anyways, imagine if the ants come in and start loving poo poo up. They're wrecking everything. They're throwing the tables over and throwing spermbros into the pool with their clothes and cell phones on. Remember, ants have the strength of 100 men - these fuckers are not to be trifled with. So you can try to run, but this buff and fast ant is going to catch you. He's got you pinned down and he's pummeling you with his powerful arms and antennae.. and you're just so loving into it. He's so strong and so fast, and you're just a little helpwess glob of cool jizz - you aint got a chance against this Beast. After beating you for a while, just before you're about to cum your final load in total ecstasy agony, he throws you onto his back and brings you to the hive. You've never seen hot poo poo like this. Thousands of these insectoid hunks rolling around in the buck. Everywhere you look there's a sexy as hell head, thorax, or abdomen. you black out, the chemical communication is too powerful. Where are we now? look around Gordon ... this isn't the Combine anymore: it's the Queens Den. She towers over you. She's 20 stories high. Her huge tits are bouncing up and down and her 6 legs are so long and she has stiletto heels (think Kerrigan from SC2). She starts dominating you hard. Every move from every porno is getting doled out to you in powerful quick blows. Heels to the sperm-balls. Spit to the cum-dome. Slap to the teste-face. She's calling you a fag and you're so loving hard now. Up you go little sperm, easily taken into her powerful antennae. Her big mouth, thousands of tiny teeth - she's ripping you up and slipping your dead guts down her gullet. Into the head, down the abdomen, finally settle in the thorax. The inside of her perfect, 10 story long bulbous rear end; where you will digest for the rest of your short eternity. Game over, the princess is definitely in this castle.

Anyways, I don't really know how to program so if anyone wants to help me out, I'd be happy to write some more story!

Dreddout posted:

So the other day I noticed a bunch of ants swaming my cum sock. This was pretty interesting to me, and it got me thinking: Occulus Rift POV Porn of the jizz inside the sock, just resting in the nice warm gym sock with his friends. They're not long for this world, being outside the safe and nurturing balls, but they don't know that and hell they're having a blast. They're relaxing and having a BBQ in a pool of seminal fluid. to my soldiers. Anyways, imagine if the ants come in and start loving poo poo up. They're wrecking everything. They're throwing the tables over and throwing spermbros into the pool with their clothes and cell phones on. Remember, ants have the strength of 100 men - these fuckers are not to be trifled with. So you can try to run, but this buff and fast ant is going to catch you. He's got you pinned down and he's pummeling you with his powerful arms and antennae.. and you're just so loving into it. He's so strong and so fast, and you're just a little helpwess glob of cool jizz - you aint got a chance against this Beast. After beating you for a while, just before you're about to cum your final load in total ecstasy agony, he throws you onto his back and brings you to the hive. You've never seen hot poo poo like this. Thousands of these insectoid hunks rolling around in the buck. Everywhere you look there's a sexy as hell head, thorax, or abdomen. you black out, the chemical communication is too powerful. Where are we now? look around Gordon ... this isn't the Combine anymore: it's the Queens Den. She towers over you. She's 20 stories high. Her huge tits are bouncing up and down and her 6 legs are so long and she has stiletto heels (think Kerrigan from SC2). She starts dominating you hard. Every move from every porno is getting doled out to you in powerful quick blows. Heels to the sperm-balls. Spit to the cum-dome. Slap to the teste-face. She's calling you a fag and you're so loving hard now. Up you go little sperm, easily taken into her powerful antennae. Her big mouth, thousands of tiny teeth - she's ripping you up and slipping your dead guts down her gullet. Into the head, down the abdomen, finally settle in the thorax. The inside of her perfect, 10 story long bulbous rear end; where you will digest for the rest of your short eternity. Game over, the princess is definitely in this castle.

Anyways, I don't really know how to program so if anyone wants to help me out, I'd be happy to write some more story!

Jeb! Repetition posted:

http://insider.foxnews.com/2017/08/19/jihadist-barcelona-lot-these-guys-just-need-girlfriends

Montasque posted:

Yes, thats former Republican congressional primary candidate Martin Baker!

A man who supported Darren Wilson.

McGlockenshire posted:

feeding in to the "they just need to get hosed" meme hurts them as much as it hurts the discourse

the aspect of culture that expects men to be sex havers breaks their minds because they aren't getting laid. the self loathing can build upon itself to become external hate and just drive them to even further extremes like mass murder and terror and posting on /r/Incels

as much as I love using "unfuckable hate nerds" to describe the alt-right and their cohorts, all it ends up doing is reinforcing to them how much of a loser they are because they can't get laid when in reality it's their own drat fault and they just can't admit it and takes the step needed to fix it. it's unproductive and I hate that all the cool names for these shitfaces are bad

Grondoth posted:

Also not all unfuckable nerds are alt-right

Hodgepodge posted:

if we can manage functional heterosociality from all this it will be a loving miracle

Grondoth posted:

Also not all unfuckable nerds are alt-right

Race Realists posted:

Lawman 0 posted:

Have we considered actually funding social services and maybe teaching kids how to be adults?

Lawman 0 posted:

Have we considered actually funding social services and maybe teaching kids how to be adults?

Grondoth posted:

Also not all unfuckable nerds are alt-right

Lawman 0 posted:

Have we considered actually funding social services and maybe teaching kids how to be adults?

Lawman 0 posted:

Have we considered actually funding social services and maybe teaching kids how to be adults?

logikv9 posted:

videogames caused all of this and the worst part is that it tried to blame anime instead

logikv9 posted:

videogames caused all of this and the worst part is that it tried to blame anime instead

logikv9 posted:

anime caused all of this and the worst part is that it tried to blame videogames instead

logikv9 posted:

videogames caused all of this and the worst part is that it tried to blame anime instead

logikv9 posted:

videogames caused all of this and the worst part is that it tried to blame anime instead

logikv9 posted:

videogames caused all of this and the worst part is that it tried to blame anime instead

rudatron posted:

What about anime videogames