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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mr. Mambold posted:

Somebody post a wall of text memorium to Jerry. That great student of the sweet science Muhammad Ali copied that footwork, renamed it the Ali shuffle.



Heh. A points a point!

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Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I still can't believe the original post is over ten years old

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Trump has to top this last week.

will saying he is pardoning Sheriff Joe accomplish that?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

NUKES CURE NORKS posted:

Trump has to top this last week.

will saying he is pardoning Sheriff Joe accomplish that?

Only if he manages to be racist and/or fascist while doing so.

So yeah.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011
Norks are sending their annual pre-joint-exercise threats, so it's entirely possible he could try to top it with nuclear war.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Godholio posted:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A DVD INTO THE SLOT. IT'S THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (1963) AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS, PROFESSOR KELP AND BUDDY LOVE. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN BOOM SOUNDS WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY BLOW UP CHEMICALS OR CLAPPING WHEN I BOWL A STRIKE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CRASHED THE PROM IN A TURQUOIS TUX AND PINK SHIRT. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE AT WORK AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE AT WORK CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 1 HOUR 47 MINUTES INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING

MORNING is supposed to be MORNing yeesh

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

And then I lift

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ruh roh
https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/899416440855572481

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
I'm very concerned this meme is about to get run into the ground.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
The best navy

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

What the hell guys.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Can Trump resist taking a shot at McCain with this?

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Well its namesake liked crashing into poo poo too.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





loving deckies

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If trump comes out and says "I prefer ships that don't collide" I'll consider it a decent burn.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
The CNO's reading list 2018:

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Seems like those old people who complain about 'nobody having any common sense anymore' are right, judging by this monthly ship of fools poo poo from the USN.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Boaty McCollisionface

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
It was named after his dad and grandpa. Mccain III will probably added onto the next one that comes out.

Also this was during a strait transit so it's a bit different situation than the other. The skipper was probably in the pilothouse when it happened.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Mr. Nice! posted:

It was named after his dad and grandpa. Mccain III will probably added onto the next one that comes out.

Also this was during a strait transit so it's a bit different situation than the other. The skipper was probably in the pilothouse when it happened.

Do you think the President is going to understand that subtle distinction?

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

haha how are sea collisions real like turn the loving wheel haha

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

haha how are sea collisions real like turn the loving wheel haha

Yeah where's that sick turn at 60 knots now

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Boat goons: how hosed are they

https://twitter.com/DavidLarter/status/899432103552716800

https://twitter.com/DavidLarter/status/899432613961764864

https://twitter.com/DavidLarter/status/899435127834595328

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
US Navy going for a frat boy method of projecting power: slamming and shoving other boats around.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
And this is with GPS, rather than in a space-denied or spoofed environment. Yay.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






The first one is not good - they may lose propulsion. Without knowing the layout of a destroyer I can't really comment more but any flooding in machinery spaces is always bad.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

mlmp08 posted:

And this is with GPS, rather than in a space-denied or spoofed environment. Yay.

this but for everything

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

quote:

The merchant vessel, ALNIC MC, is a 30,000+ ton oil/chemical tanker built in 2007. It's 600 feet long and 105 feet wide and sails under the Liberian flag. Its owner according to searches is Energetic Tank Inc. and its operator is Stealth Maritime Corporation S.A.

Ruh Roh

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Two Finger posted:

The first one is not good - they may lose propulsion. Without knowing the layout of a destroyer I can't really comment more but any flooding in machinery spaces is always bad.

They should be ok, they won't be able to make any semblance of speed but they should be able to make it back to port on their own power as long as nothing else springs a leak. Warships are a lot more compartmentalized than a cargo ship. Hopefully noone was seriously injured.

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


45 ACP CURES NAZIS posted:

haha how are sea collisions real like turn the loving wheel haha

-Tyler the Reactor

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

jfc navy get your poo poo together

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
10 sailors missing. Jesus. Pull your poo poo together, the United States Navy.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Let's see what our CIC has to say about this latest development.

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/899437859815518210


:discourse:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I think I said this a day or two ago but what the ever living gently caress...

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

LingcodKilla posted:

I think I said this a day or two ago but what the ever living gently caress...

No this is a different ship

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Photo:

https://twitter.com/mykamarul/status/899447417170403328

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Oh poo poo.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Maximun pucker factor.

movax
Aug 30, 2008

I thought it was a glitch on my news feed, "Didn't this already happ-- gently caress"

:(

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Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Honestly, I'm laughing more at "Energetic Tank Inc."

People who own yachts are shady.

People who own large ships are straight up criminals, often as not.

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