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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:Imagine being such a cold soulless political automaton that you share with someone your deepest desire to radically change your life to best serve the holy traditions that speak to your very spirit, only to immediately walk it back because caring about that kind of thing might negatively affect your public image or whatever the gently caress. I think that's what it means to be a politician. It's all compromise. Outward image, belief, statements, votes : it's all processed and calculated. If you just want someone unprocessed, you get Trump. Although it's strange to carry a cheeto is unprocessed.
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Randaconda posted:How can we trust the word of a man who had no idea what shrimp were? I think a person who fails to recognize shrimp is probably the perfect candidate to be an expert on vanilla flavors
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The_White_Crane posted:Yeah, it's basically down to whether it's made with real vanilla or beaver anal-gland secretions. Actually the beaver and the anus are 2 different things idiot.
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I once went to a village board meeting in my hometown and this kind of thing came up. Truckers were pooping in a dumpster or something near somebody's business.
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People actually believed that Big Ben was going to be renamed ‘Massive Mohammed’
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Baron Corbyn posted:People actually believed that Big Ben was going to be renamed ‘Massive Mohammed’ Cue the face-saving "WELL UH THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING THESE DAYS I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF IT WERE TRUE ANYWAY" and then a few years later they repeat the story as if it were true anyway, adding something like "people were mad about it so they ended up not doing it, but can you believe it"
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Sir Lemming posted:Cue the face-saving "WELL UH THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING THESE DAYS I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF IT WERE TRUE ANYWAY" and then a few years later they repeat the story as if it were true anyway, adding something like "people were mad about it so they ended up not doing it, but can you believe it" they've already started in the article: quote:‘So myself and [redacted] have become a meme because we shared something on Facebook that wasn’t true.
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Burkion posted:Vanilla is literally what it is.
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Tiggum posted:Vanilla tastes like vanilla. If you think it doesn't taste of anything and goes with everything, try it on a hotdog. Put it in some mashed potatoes. Have some vanilla ice-cream with gravy. It goes with everything that would normally be put on ice cream
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Wouldn't toppings that normally go on ice cream be good with ice cream as a result of the flavor of vanilla, not the other way around?
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SpacePig posted:Wouldn't toppings that normally go on ice cream be good with ice cream as a result of the flavor of vanilla, not the other way around? Vanilla isn't the base on which other flavors are built  Like, if you get unflavored ice cream, it's not vanilla ice cream. It's not even not-made-with-real-vanilla vanilla ice cream. Try unflavored ice cream and you can tell immediately what flavor vanilla is. "vanilla doesn't have a flavor" is treating ice cream like it's crayons.
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vanilla coke is just coke that doesn't taste like anything
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china bot posted:vanilla coke is just coke that doesn't taste like anything That explains why it tastes better than regular coke.
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The MSJ posted:Have they tried making Coke Vanilla Zero? Yes, my housemate bought a 6 pack. He's now moved and 3 cans are still in the fridge, forever.
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Per the Boston thread, it was something like 30 scared, crying Nazis escorted away by police after huddling on the Common surrounded by 30,000+ angry counter-protestors. I kind of wish I was there but my car was totaled by a hay bale so I went and visited my dad and grandma instead.
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Anime girls created by specialised AI program
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It drew the same girl 36 times.
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:It drew the same girl 36 times. So it already understands anime
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Trump Ignores Advice Not to Stare Directly at Sun as Life Becomes an Extremely on-the-Nose Metaphor The headline writers have been having a field day with this one.
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 Sunday Sport so unfortunately it's fake news
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ultrafilter posted:Trump Ignores Advice Not to Stare Directly at Sun as Life Becomes an Extremely on-the-Nose Metaphor
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Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens This may be the greatest headline of all time.
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ultrafilter posted:Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens I swear every day headlines read more and more like some neural network / markov chain poo poo.
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dumb. posted:I swear every day headlines read more and more like some neural network / markov chain poo poo. The Matrix is breaking down. When it was fully functional, Florida didn't exist and the Trump program wasn't listed under "politics."
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Worst superhero ever.
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Worst superhero?! I'll have you know that he personally saved me from doctor insecurity by dazzling him with the phallus in question!
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 She said: "I'm sure vegetarians will hate this." The firefighters however said the bangers were "fantastic".
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Wheat Loaf posted:
SOME PIG
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Legally, firefighters have always been allowed to eat anything they rescue from a burning building, provided they do so on the spot. As a specialist in Firehouse Law, I'm excited to see just where this new precedent will lead.
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Brb gotta set fire to the steakhouse.
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This is actually fair, since I have seen many pigs eat many men. It was a bloodbath.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Worst superhero?! I'll have you know that he personally saved me from doctor insecurity by dazzling him with the phallus in question! When did Whose Line Is It Anyway? move to HBO?
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Japanese tourism ad criticised for being ‘too sexy’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Gkus1V6wA quote:The commercial was made for the Miyagi Prefecture and starred its official mascot, the anthropomorphized rice ball Musubimaru, alongside gravure model and actress Mitsu Dan.
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