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drunken officeparty posted:Just finished. There was no boat loving and I feel lied to. Next episode. Boatsex while NK blows up the wall. Either the sex is really good or Jon is a quick shooter.
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withak posted:Not only was the zombie army carrying around thousands of tons of chain for just this eventuality, they also apparently have underwater diving wights capable of fashioning some kind of purchase around the dead dragon at the bottom of the frozen lake. Now this is the kind of sperging this thread really needed to take it to the next level
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I skimmed you guys talking about them chaining the dragon out of the lake before seeing it and thought they were going to use Benjens mace chain
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TheRat posted:Now this is the kind of sperging this thread really needed to take it to the next level And if the wights are capable of carrying out complicated rigging tasks underwater, why didn't they just walk through the frozen lake, bust out from below the ice at the shore of the island, and take out our heroes right away instead of waiting there in a circle until the lake refroze and the dragons arrived, like idiots.
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who were the guys that 1) got killed by the bear and 2) got ripped apart by the wights? Just random mooks?
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Gyshall posted:who were the guys that 1) got killed by the bear and 2) got ripped apart by the wights? Just random mooks? Redshirts
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Or shoot arrows at them. Or the Night "Tom Brady" King throws the exploding ice spears at them from a mile away.
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Why does the Night King need to touch the dragon?
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Gyshall posted:who were the guys that 1) got killed by the bear and 2) got ripped apart by the wights? Just random mooks? when they come out the eastwatch gate you can see they have a few redshirts with them pulling sleds and supplies n poo poo
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dont even fink about it posted:Why does the Night King need to touch the dragon? to make it a white walker like crasters baby and not just a dumb old wight
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withak posted:And if the wights are capable of carrying out complicated rigging tasks underwater, why didn't they just walk through the frozen lake, bust out from below the ice at the shore of the island, and take out our heroes right away instead of waiting there in a circle until the lake refroze and the dragons arrived, like idiots. Takes a while to sink to the bottom of a deep lake.
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Constant posted:to make it a white walker like crasters baby and not just a dumb old wight Then he should be doing that to every dead body and not waste his time with dumbass mooks.
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dont even fink about it posted:Then he should be doing that to every dead body and not waste his time with dumbass mooks. 
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dont even fink about it posted:Then he should be doing that to every dead body and not waste his time with dumbass mooks. every army needs cannon fodder
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The real answer is "because that's what the script says would look cool". I don't think they thought too hard about it.
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dont even fink about it posted:Why does the Night King need to touch the dragon? Dragons are magic 
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dont even fink about it posted:Why does the Night King need to touch the dragon? Goddammit blue darth maul looks so loving dumb.
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Spiteski posted:Pretty sure Missandei + Greyworm sex scene was the only scene with tits. is it canon that they removed his balls, dong and taint. i just assumed he was dick noballs
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RC Cola posted:Where did they get 4 mega long mega huge chains like that? giants had big ol' chains, they could have taken 'em off some dead/undead giants CDHiggs posted:It's from the recent leaks, and I've got little reason to doubt them...especially since the ones last November about Season 7 have also proven to be right. I don't really believe in the season 8 spoilers not because they read like bad fanfic (since that's the show now) but because they're sorta written in the fashion of somebody who has either watched the show (which hasn't been filmed yet) or stalked the sets like they're ~visual in the way they editorialize also I don't think even dave&dan are dumb enough to have their most iconic character die in childbirth, of all things, after eight seasons of hollering about being The Dragon's Daughter and burning people alive or to reuse the "wildfire cache blows up a large portion of the cast" bit you only get to do that once!
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I remember that nonsense with the Waif last season, and how I thought 'this cannot be this stupid without some kind of twist that at least mitigates the stupity, or expains all the things that don't make sense. And I remember that now, watching dumb, dumb Arya reading dumb, dumb lines, in the dumbest way - and I just know better this year. So instead of an ingenious Arya plan being revealed (exemplifying her training or something) that slightly off-sets the whole contrived plot so far, it'll be ... the sisters walking in on Littlerfinger loosening a screw on Bran's wheelchair. PupsOfWar posted:giants had big ol' chains, they could have taken 'em off some dead/undead giants It's the chain Tyrion built in season 2 that the plot forgot about. Just showed up.
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The chains are the vengeful undead wights of regular giant rear end chains that died north of the wall
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Dondarrion didn't die. Can't imagine what else he could really do to justify 6 rezzes, that's so much mana
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chernobyl kinsman posted:youre going to spend like 60 full hours of your life watching something you dont enjoy for no reason lmao you idiot I like the threads. Can't enjoy the threads without the show. Despera posted:When you lost IGN...... AVClub gave it a B. Do they ever give a show less than a B?
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MysteriousStranger posted:Takes a while to sink to the bottom of a deep lake. Not if you have them hang on to a very heavy chain which you just happen to have handy next to the lake.
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I just want to know what in the hell Jorah thinks he's playing at out there. He always used to be a sword man, now he's running around dual-wielding carving knives.
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The ice that was once so fragile that running across is would cause it to break is now strong enough to support hundreds of wights, tons of chain, and the weight of a dragon.
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Arglebargle III posted:You know what's faster than a Gendry? A horse! Gendry on a horse with a hammer, give us this you stupid show
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MrMojok posted:I just want to know what in the hell Jorah thinks he's playing at out there. *preston jacobs voice* he left his sword at Eastwatch in a bid to passive-aggressively bait Jon into offering Longclaw, so that he could then turn it down and look the better man to bystanders jorah is a better nth-dimensional chess player than varys or littlefinger, it's just that all of his moves revolve around trying to impress daenerys in increasingly oblique and improbable ways
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Posted in the non-spoiler thread.Mezzanine posted:Hound: Here's an ice zombie, ya oval office. I'm guessing something this cool doesn't happen in next week's ep.
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drunken officeparty posted:Why did they send him alone with the zombie to KL anyway? Don't the Lannisters still want him dead for abandoning them? He is not alone, the whole roster of "characters that need to have a reunion/interaction with each other" are there Brienne and Jamie Brienne and the Hound Tyrion and Cersei Tyrion and Podrick The Hound and The Mountain The only ones who don't know anyone there are Daenerys and Jon which could lead to cool "meeting for the first time" interactions were they portrayed by competent actors. Best we can hope is for Lena and Nikolaj to carry those scenes for them.
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Alsol  this season is almost over and I'm still not seeing how we are supposed to "Hate Euron more than Ramsay or Joffrey"Hell, so far Euron has had even LESS screentime than the previous season, the one that introduced him.
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Are we supposed to hate Euron? I mean unless you really like Theon, Yara and/or the Sand Snakes for some dumb reason he's been nothing less than a swashbuckling badass so far.
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MrMojok posted:I just want to know what in the hell Jorah thinks he's playing at out there. At least one of them was a dragonglass/obsidian knife for fighting wights.
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Noctone posted:Are we supposed to hate Euron? I mean unless you really like Theon, Yara and/or the Sand Snakes for some dumb reason he's been nothing less than a swashbuckling badass so far. The actor claimed at the beginning of this season that Euron was gonna do horrible things that would make everyone hate him more than Ramsay. Euron's actor should definitely be selling used cars
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