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Gorilla Salad posted:If you have an image resizing extension (like SA Last Read) you can set the maximum vertical size of images. Trust you me, SALR is awesome in a lot of other ways too.
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Captain Lavender posted:The eclipse is something I hope that many people can safely enjoy. Is it just me or can you hear 3 different people say "bollocks" just before the trains cross?
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Euphoriaphone posted:Is it just me or can you hear 3 different people say "bollocks" just before the trains cross? I caught at least one, but truthfully, I wasn't listening that closely.
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SubponticatePoster posted:Welp how the gently caress do you mulligan that one? You don't. Group stops are a normal part of cycle racing.  Yes, that's what it looks like. They've stopped the race to piss. The breakaway group at the front got pulled back in, which would have probably happened eventually, anyways. Breakaway groups any time other than the last few kilometers are about getting your sponsor on camera, not winning. Maybe some stragglers caught up with the group. In the end, it doesn't matter a whole lot unless that stoppage at the bridge was near the end. The dynamics of cycle racing is a bit odd. Like, if the race leader blows a tire halfway through the race everybody is going to slow down and let him catch back up. I've personally witnessed the breakaway riders do their thing. A few riders rocket off, like the first 4 girls in that video, and lead the group for a while to get on camera and the mass group (peloton) leaves them alone. Eventually they tire out, the group catches up, and they finish waaaaaaaaaay back in the pack. Race organizers even have a separate group of motorcycles to beep their horns to clear the road for the breakaway group because they know the breakaway group is going to happen.
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MisterOblivious posted:You don't. Group stops are a normal part of cycle racing. all of this has nothing to do with what happened in that video though? as you can see, it's 5 km from the finish (so, you know, near the end), and that bridge was raised because someone thought to let a random tourist on a sailboat pass was more important than some womens bike race
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my absolute favourite cycling schadenfreude; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi24TVdZFyc
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L. Ron Mexico posted:all of this has nothing to do with what happened in that video though? as you can see, it's 5 km from the finish (so, you know, near the end), and that bridge was raised because someone thought to let a random tourist on a sailboat pass was more important than some womens bike race According to this article the organisers had arranged for the bridge to remain shut until 6pm, the riders were 15 seconds too slow to make the deadline so that's a little extra freud. http://www.insidethegames.biz/articles/1054306/vos-claims-ladies-tour-of-norway-lead-after-bridge-causes-havoc e; I always get a laugh out of pro cyclists crashing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQj31Y86_P0 Tarantula has a new favorite as of 11:00 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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Slugnoid posted:my absolute favourite cycling schadenfreude; He's holding onto the car right?
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Humphreys posted:He's holding onto the car right? It's usually called a 'sticky bottle', the car driver hands them a water bottle and they hold onto it for a little too long. Usually they don't do something as blatant as this that though.
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canyoneer posted:https://twitter.com/thedirtysports/status/899008361907142656 respect to the 24 dude who was nice enough not to punch him in the back of the head
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Here is an article about sports peeing. Apparently football players just pee their pants all the time. quote:Players drink gallons of water but can't leave the field for even 30 seconds for fear of a turnover happening midstream. Over the years, Gross had tried every technique NFL players and other hyper-hydrated athletes use to surreptitiously relieve themselves during games. He'd experimented with the time-honored slow release into his pants, but they were white, for starters, and it just left Gross feeling soggy and slow. He kind of enjoyed the "T-Pee curtain" method, going inside a hut of towels or parkas. But worrying that his teammates would prank him by walking away midflow occasionally gave Gross stage fright -- aka paruresis, or what urologists refer to as "ballpark bladder." His tight pants, no-fly spandex and all the tape on his gloved hands and mangled fingers made it cumbersome to kneel behind the bench and pee into a cup (a method that was so popular among his teammates that rookies often had a hard time differentiating which cups contained actual Gatorade).
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Paying these people millions of dollars to piss themselves. smdh
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So why are they allowed to pee in public but I'm not? 
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Ak Gara posted:So why are they allowed to pee in public but I'm not? because something something mumble mumble SPORTS
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Ak Gara posted:So why are they allowed to pee in public but I'm not? Move to a civilized country.
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How kind of them to document their vandalism charge. How it feels to chew 5 gum.
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"a scene featuring a bike-riding raider slamming into a car, flying off his motorcycle, smashing his legs into the car and then hurtling before the camera. The stuntman—Guy Norris—was not supposed to bounce his legs off the car. Unfortunately, upon impact, the car rose into the air and met Norris’ legs full-on. The poor man had just recovered from a previous leg injury and this particular incident bent the steel pin in his leg 20 degrees in the wrong direction. A slow playback of the scene actually shows his leg at an unnatural angle. " -Source The Mad Max series is as Australian indie as they come: Bikies being used as extras, shipping in talent via motor-bike, knicked set-dressing, oh and no crash mats, Norris is landing on cardboard boxes there! XTimmy has a new favorite as of 15:23 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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canyoneer posted:https://twitter.com/thedirtysports/status/899008361907142656 loving lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDSo28Oeaqw No purer schadenfreude than nutshots.
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The Secret Service is rapidly running out of money. Secret Service can't pay agents for Trump and his family, report says - CNN https://apple.news/AXTMIp_UOTb6UDGl96nGJLA
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10 Beers posted:The Secret Service is rapidly running out of money. Now is the time to counterfeit.
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10 Beers posted:The Secret Service is rapidly running out of money. He'll defund the SS like the Republican congress did for the State Department (rip vilerat) He doesn't seem to need Secret Service agents http://www.politico.com/story/2017/02/trump-securitys-use-of-force-questioned-234396
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goddamnedtwisto posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDSo28Oeaqw That cricket one looked pretty brutal.
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syscall girl posted:He'll defund the SS like the Republican congress did for the State Department (rip vilerat) I misread that completely and went "wait, he would absolutely fund the Nazi SS" for a second.
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Another series of statues removed, this time at the UT of Austin: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/ut-austin-removes-four-confederate-statues
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Transmogrifier posted:Another series of statues removed, this time at the UT of Austin: https://www.buzzfeed.com/tasneemnashrulla/ut-austin-removes-four-confederate-statues I absolutely love just how hard that Nazi rally backfired.
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Those statues should be preserved, preferably in a way that generates revenue instead of them just being dead capital. I'm thinking maybe like a museum should buy them and be caretaker of them. Or a pornogapher? How much would a nazi pay to see a porn with gen lee in it? I honestly don't know but I'm thinking a lot?
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Renegret posted:respect to the 24 dude who was nice enough not to punch him in the back of the head ... the guy who punches him in the back of the head twice?
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Karate Bastard posted:Those statues should be preserved, preferably in a way that generates revenue instead of them just being dead capital. I'm thinking maybe like a museum should buy them and be caretaker of them. Or a pornogapher? How much would a nazi pay to see a porn with gen lee in it? I honestly don't know but I'm thinking a lot? The car or the person?
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Oh sorry maybe that was disrespectful. I'll go right ahead and flip that line of thought right around shall I. For every 100k I get, I will not make a porn with gen lee in it. Terribly sorry.
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Today's schadenfreude is brought to you by the eclipse: https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/899696251700170752
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