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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Streak posted:


guys i think im going to kill branco

don't do it man he's not worth the jail time.

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Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

don't do it man he's not worth the jail time.

you're probably right. thanks for talking me out of making a huge mistake. sure hope he dies soon though!

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Does anything actually publish Branco?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

Pants Donkey posted:


They literally killed a person. Nobody died in Boston, you loving Nazi.

"BLACK PEOPLE ARE ANGRY AND ARE MAKING ME, THE ARTIST, UNCOMFORTABLE! WHO CARES ABOUT NAZIS?"

itskage
Aug 26, 2003


Trogdos! posted:

Does anything actually publish Branco?

AF Branco is published on the millennial news web site, forums.somethingawful.com

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Apartheid is exactly where it belongs – in a museum.
It is my sincere hope that we could some day confine Branco to this thread.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer
I know the thread has rules about ranking our resident cartoonist from bad to worse, but Branco's really making a run for the title of top human excrement this year.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


My vote is still on Tedd for consistency, but if I could afford to show up at Branco's doorstep and present him a trophy cup full of elephant dung I would.
This sort of shittyness deserve recognition.

skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016


Trogdos! posted:

Does anything actually publish Branco?

Congressional Twitter accounts

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:yeah:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

My vote is still on Tedd for consistency, but if I could afford to show up at Branco's doorstep and present him a trophy cup full of elephant dung I would.
This sort of shittyness deserve recognition.

whatever would he do with a cup full of his own cartoons?

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
The Zodiac Killer once referenced Branco in the Republican debates.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

My vote is still on Tedd for consistency, but if I could afford to show up at Branco's doorstep and present him a trophy cup full of elephant dung I would.
This sort of shittyness deserve recognition.

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Political Cartoons 2017: This sort of shittyness deserve recognition.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Jedit posted:

6'2", 207lbs, and I take a 34" waist trouser.

BMI says I'm overweight and need to lose a stone to be average.

The study that popularized BMI explicitly stated that it was inappropriate for individual evaluation; it was devised as a tool for population studies, because the number of outliers for "heavy but low body fat" is too small to matter when the question is, "Is this entire state getting fat?" or something like that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_mass_index#History

BMI is fine for its intended purpose, and can be dumb for other things. :aaaaa:

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Completely dishonest for Branco to make this cartoon considering the Micronazi rally was ignored by every major media outlet.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Streak posted:

you're probably right. thanks for talking me out of making a huge mistake. sure hope he dies soon though!

Statistically speaking, he does have a %99.99999999999 likelihood of doing so within the next 100 years.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

I see Branco is still triggered by that limo that was set on fire 37 protests ago.


Neodoomium posted:

I won't wish death on him but I sure wish he'd get his hands broken.

Might improve his artwork at least.



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skeleton warrior
Nov 12, 2016



Oh god Trump isn't actually pouring here, is he

wearing a lampshade
Mar 6, 2013

skeleton warrior posted:

Oh god Trump isn't actually pouring here, is he

Hehehehe... That's pissssss baby

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

skeleton warrior posted:

Oh god Trump isn't actually pouring here, is he

Trump's balls are a jerry can and his shaft is a spout?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009



It's incisive commentary, please give me money.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't wait for the eclipse to be over with so the comics stop.

Haha, they'll keep going for at least another month, who am I kidding.

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

World Famous W posted:

I can't wait for the eclipse to be over with so the comics stop.

Haha, they'll keep going for at least another month, who am I kidding.

Drinky Duck hasn't even commented on the eclipse yet, so you're bound to see more two weeks from now.

ZeButler fucked around with this message at 18:25 on Aug 21, 2017

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

Kirschen posted:

America seems to be on the brink of a new Civil War. Western Civilization is under attack. Nazis and Islamists in America and across Europe threaten us. We need to fight back! I've been fighting back for decades! Check out my brand-new Dry Bones anthology.
None of the cartoons are Politically Correct. Most are angry. But if you value Western Civilization, they will bring you comfort and a knowing smile!.
Be strong, We shall overcome. The book is on sale at *snip*

Labels: Amazon, Book, civil war, Dry Bones Fights Back, Kindle, Nazi


Kirschen posted:

Jerry Lewis R.I.P.
:catstare: it reminds me of that Stephen Hawking cartoon

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:gonk:

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012


Christ. He looks like Goofy.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.
I'm more amused by "Western civilization is collapsing! Buy my book!"

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Keiya posted:

I'm more amused by "Western civilization is collapsing! Buy my book!"

"buy my book exclamation mark period"

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

cheetah7071 posted:

"buy my book exclamation mark period"

Well he did have a pretty massive stroke a year or two ago.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

Is that supposed to be a swastika in the bubble that says 'media'?

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe

They need to stop with the Five Nights at Freddy's sequels already.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Wistful of Dollars posted:



It's incisive commentary, please give me money.

while it may look like china is overtaking the usa, it is but a temporary illusion, and the usa will return once all this is over, while smart people will point out that the usa never left

an accurate cartoon

Fojar38 fucked around with this message at 19:35 on Aug 21, 2017

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Starshark posted:

Is that supposed to be a swastika in the bubble that says 'media'?

I don't think so... two Zs. gently caress if I know what it means.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Avenging_Mikon posted:

I don't think so... two Zs. gently caress if I know what it means.

I think it's either supposed to be a swastika that he completely screwed up, or the letter Z with a wolfsangel across it for some reason.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

:perfect:

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Starshark posted:

Is that supposed to be a swastika in the bubble that says 'media'?

I assumed that he wanted to put a swastika there without actually drawing a swastika in his comic. But that might be giving him too much credit.

Of course given that the car driver is shouting "BLM" arguably giving him any credit whatsoever is too much.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
Maybe it's illegal. http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/176206

I mean, he must know how to draw a swastika... right?

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

I will destroy political cartooning with my bare hands if the next week isn't chock-filled with Donald Trump staring at the sun. No jokes, no text, just the sun and Sunny D sharing a loving, searing exchange.

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