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Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

This is correct.

PremiumSupport posted:

For 3-digit sure, but the leading 0 to force it into 4 digits kinda ruins it

You didn't get it.

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Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy
One time I used a content blocker that said "If you believe you reached this block page in error, please contact the administrator with this form"

Someone got blocked from a porn site and I got a request email that said "let me see your pusse", I guess he thought he was talking to the porn site's admin.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Naramyth posted:

This is correct.


You didn't get it.

He got the original, but not the intermediate. The code in Deus Ex is a reference to Fahrenheit 451.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Zero VGS posted:

One time I used a content blocker that said "If you believe you reached this block page in error, please contact the administrator with this form"

Someone got blocked from a porn site and I got a request email that said "let me see your pusse", I guess he thought he was talking to the porn site's admin.

How did you handle this?

E: maybe he was into Lords of Acid?
maybe :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RykBWW7k0

RFC2324 fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Aug 21, 2017

Zero VGS
Aug 16, 2002
ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE
Lipstick Apathy

RFC2324 posted:

How did you handle this?

Thankfully it was a patient at our hospital using a complimentary PC as opposed to an employee, so I was able to safely ignore it. I did forward it to my manager for a chuckle.

PremiumSupport
Aug 17, 2015

RFC2324 posted:

He got the original, but not the intermediate. The code in Deus Ex is a reference to Fahrenheit 451.

Yeah, I've never played Deus Ex, so I thought of the book instead. :(

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

DigitalMocking posted:

A ticket came in: user states starting a couple of weeks ago he can't get to the websites he usually visits.



"Web filtering is working per HR policy, please request any exceptions through HR_webfilter@company.com" - Ticket Closed.

I can't find it now, but there was a rather tersely-worded company-wide email a couple months back about not using company property to access porn sites. I thought that our employees were a bit more tech savvy than that but apparently not :shrug:

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

PremiumSupport posted:

Yeah, I've never played Deus Ex, so I thought of the book instead. :(

Some people have taken to calling that whole subgenre of games 0451 games. I'm pretty sure that Prey, Bioshock and others all use it as a door code at least once each.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

RFC2324 posted:

He got the original, but not the intermediate. The code in Deus Ex is a reference to Fahrenheit 451.

I never made that connection before. :wow:

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

RFC2324 posted:

How did you handle this?

E: maybe he was into Lords of Acid?
maybe :nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2RykBWW7k0

Oh man LoA haven't heard them in a long time.

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
Real, serious question: how loving hard is it to program copy and paste?

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Real, serious question: how loving hard is it to program copy and paste?

AFAIK, they're usually trivial API calls to the OS.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Real, serious question: how loving hard is it to program copy and paste?

Text, rich text, or any media?

nielsm
Jun 1, 2009



A Pinball Wizard posted:

Real, serious question: how loving hard is it to program copy and paste?

Stupid simple if you just want to copy/paste plain text.
A bit harder if you want to handle simple bitmap images.
Gets strange if you want to interact with file copy/paste from File Explorer.
Gets really drat complicated if you want to have multi-format copies like from Excel: If you paste it back into Excel it can keep everything and even do dynamic references. If you paste it into Word you can either make it an embedded Excel object or you can turn it into a Word table. If you paste it into Notepad you get just plain tab-separated text. If you paste it into Paint you get a bitmap rendering of the data.

Edit: On a side-note, drag-and-drop between applications in Windows uses almost the same mechanisms as the clipboard, so if you support one it can be easy to also support the other.

nielsm fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Aug 21, 2017

ChubbyThePhat
Dec 22, 2006

Who nico nico needs anyone else

Samizdata posted:

Text, rich text, or any media?

This is important.

edit: beat. See above.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


I'm actually quite impressed with all of the dynamic formatting that goes into copying and pasting to and from office product these days.

The Macaroni
Dec 20, 2002
...it does nothing.

DigitalMocking posted:

A ticket came in: user states starting a couple of weeks ago he can't get to the websites he usually visits.



"Web filtering is working per HR policy, please request any exceptions through HR_webfilter@company.com" - Ticket Closed.
I'm frequently on the phone with our Information Security team to whitelist various applications. Whenever we're doing a test run with limited settings, they always ask me to go to guns.com to test the filter, and I always think they're saying cum.com. (The former leads to a pro-gun news aggregator. I think the second one doesn't actually exist.)

Edit: WhoIs lookup says a domain squatter owns it. Somebody request a quote!

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

DigitalMocking posted:

A ticket came in: user states starting a couple of weeks ago he can't get to the websites he usually visits.



"Web filtering is working per HR policy, please request any exceptions through HR_webfilter@company.com" - Ticket Closed.

Man, look at the timestamps, that guy NEEDS that stuff.

Japanese Dating Sim
Nov 12, 2003

hehe
Lipstick Apathy
forum.goregrish.com. I don't even want to know. Safe :nms: assumption!

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

nielsm posted:

Stupid simple if you just want to copy/paste plain text.
A bit harder if you want to handle simple bitmap images.
Gets strange if you want to interact with file copy/paste from File Explorer.
Gets really drat complicated if you want to have multi-format copies like from Excel: If you paste it back into Excel it can keep everything and even do dynamic references. If you paste it into Word you can either make it an embedded Excel object or you can turn it into a Word table. If you paste it into Notepad you get just plain tab-separated text. If you paste it into Paint you get a bitmap rendering of the data.

Edit: On a side-note, drag-and-drop between applications in Windows uses almost the same mechanisms as the clipboard, so if you support one it can be easy to also support the other.

What about pasting into a search box and having the search button become active.

It works if you type in the field, it works if you ctrl-v in the field, it doesn't work if you right click>paste. I'm guessing it just waits for a key input to activate.

I wouldn't be upset except this was the version that was supposed to fix all the other copy and paste issues - the crashes, the formatting problems, the complete inability to paste at times. Turns out trying to recreate Outlook is harder than it seems!

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
My favorite copy/paste fuckup is when something won't let you paste into a password field for security reasons.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


anthonypants posted:

My favorite copy/paste fuckup is when something won't let you paste into a password field for security reasons.

I had a new account form on a website allow me to paste into the first password field, but not into the confirm password field.

fe: Experiences like this get me closer and closer to running noscript on everything.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


If you are a web developer and you mess with text fields because you think you know better then you should consider getting hosed

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

Thanks Ants posted:

If you are a web developer and you mess with text fields because you think you know better then you should consider getting hosed

Definitely make text fields do weird stuff that makes it so that when I try to overwrite the text it just sticks it onto the end or something. Just make sure it's impossible to paste in a server name into the field.

Edit:

And if what I paste in has a space at the end, make sure that it excludes any FQDN variations of what I pasted in.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



The Fool posted:

I had a new account form on a website allow me to paste into the first password field, but not into the confirm password field.

fe: Experiences like this get me closer and closer to running noscript on everything.

I think the reason is they want you to have to type it at least once. Which makes sense in 99% of cases, but is a huge pain in the rear end for those of us who use password managers.

Sibling of TB
Aug 4, 2007
I'm going to write a stupid webpage app which places the cursor at a random character in the string at each key-press.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Require passwords to be entered using an on screen keyboard written in Flash, that only supports alphanumeric characters, doesn't have a caps lock and enters everything in lowercase, but has uppercase keycaps.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Have a normal password page but use a hashing "algorithm" with only one possible output.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003




This is a password entry pad for a financial institution.

It is a single image with an image-map, where you click on the the buttons to enter your password.

The image is randomly generated, but the characters for your password are always present.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I don't care how secure it is, that thing would drive me to homicide

ponzicar
Mar 17, 2008
So that means you could narrow down the characters in the password if you look at enough keypad images?

Max Peck
Oct 12, 2013

You know you're having a bad day when a Cylon ambush would improve it.

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I don't care how secure it is, that thing would drive me to homicide

I care how secure it is because it demonstrates that it's storing passwords in plaintext

Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Max Peck posted:

I care how secure it is because it demonstrates that it's storing passwords in plaintext

Lmao holy poo poo

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


ponzicar posted:

So that means you could narrow down the characters in the password if you look at enough keypad images?

Yes.

Max Peck posted:

I care how secure it is because it demonstrates that it's storing passwords in plaintext

And yes.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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I guess best-case they have a seperate field in the password table that has the characters that were in the original password but the actual password is encrypted?

Maybe?

Volguus
Mar 3, 2009

iajanus posted:

I guess best-case they have a seperate field in the password table that has the characters that were in the original password but the actual password is encrypted?

Maybe?

What do you think? Deep down, in you heart of hearts?

totalnewbie
Nov 13, 2005

I was born and raised in China, lived in Japan, and now hold a US passport.

I am wrong in every way, all the damn time.

Ask me about my tattoos.

The Fool posted:



This is a password entry pad for a financial institution.

It is a single image with an image-map, where you click on the the buttons to enter your password.

The image is randomly generated, but the characters for your password are always present.

What if my password is 21 unique characters?

...who am I kidding, probably 8 letter max.

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
This reminds me of that photoshop contest to come up with the worst possible way of inputting a phone number.





Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Entropic posted:

This reminds me of that photoshop contest to come up with the worst possible way of inputting a phone number.







These are wonderful.

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Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

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