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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Volcott posted:

I wanna sell some heavy garbage, what's the 2017 equivalent of craigslist?

Bunz or FB want ads

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goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!

Volcott posted:

I wanna sell some heavy garbage, what's the 2017 equivalent of craigslist?

OkCupid

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

jamie foxx played a guy named "bunz" in "booty call" (1997)



good tagline

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
A+ movie

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Whatever happened to Tommy Davidson

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Johnny Aztec posted:

Whatever happened to Tommy Davidson

Tommy D Comedy is now Tommy D hosting some kind of vacation show on the CW. With some white lady I've never heard of.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

OldAlias posted:

https://moscow.craigslist.org/search/m4w?lang=en&cc=us

http://beijing.craigslist.com.cn/search/m4w?lang=en&cc=us

worth checking back from time to time and others for weird&sad dudes looking for mail order brides, should have capped some of the more egregious ones



:catstare:

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
No money haunting? What?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
You don't want to accidentally attract a ghost, duh :rolleyes:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I'm imagining him with a fortune in Ghost Money/Hell Money that he proudly shows off to prospective spouses as confirmation they will absolutely never, ever have the dead in-laws hitting them up for a lack of filial piety.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

No money haunting? What?

No money, haunting girl.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
holy poo poo

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Is this some sort of Canada thing I'm just not getting?

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

I read it in a broken english eastern european accent until I hit "Canada". Then my brain broke.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
You can be in Canada and still be eastern European you do realize, like

RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010
What? No no no, as soon as you cross the Canadian border they throw you in a re-education camp, where every meal is poutine and maple syrup, you have to learn half of the french language, you mus appologise after every sentence, and all you have to stay warm at night is a small square of flannel.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Tommy Wiseau looking kind of rough.

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Khazar-khum posted:

Tommy Wiseau looking kind of rough.

He's looking rougher than that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGQxqdNnLzc

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rob Goldstone twin (minor player in current US Trump Russia scandal)

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

AlbieQuirky posted:

Rob Goldstone twin (minor player in current US Trump Russia scandal)

Exactly what I thought

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008

crossposting from stupid music poo poo for this amazing headline

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015




And do Facebook sales count?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I read this in Cletus the Slack-jawed Yokel's voice.

someone awful.
Sep 7, 2007


Model name/number: Rabbit

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

someone awful. posted:

Model name/number: Rabbit

size/dimensions: Castor


Well that makes everything clear.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


He's not for meat, he's for MEETING

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

cash crab posted:

He's not for meat, he's for MEETING

from FOOD to FRIEND



I can hardly believe it!

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
He's friends not food :3:

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


The more I read it, the more it's almost art. There's nothing out of place. There's a greeting. Each line is quotable on its own. There's something just elegant about it.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I can't beat friends not food (or giant crabs for $5USD!) but here we are:



idk, "Cindy? Cindy." made me laugh

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap




Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wtf is a toilet bashing

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
I'm guessing that someone got a new toilet and decided that it would be fun to take a wrecking ball to the old one.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
just a ball on a dong

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Youth Decay posted:


And do Facebook sales count?


:thunk: afaik you can't sell dog pelts and taxidermy stuff, even if it's your own pet, though you might just need proof that it was yours...

e: hm that's not in the US so who fuckin knows

CuteStorm
Sep 22, 2010
They got hover crafts in Oysterville.


No? How about some different things.


I just imagine this is a burglar running a lucrative scheme of selling items before he steals them.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

boblemoche
Apr 11, 2008
The UP TO 15 gallons is the best part.
"Nah, sorry, that was 5 gallons sex at best. Bring a girl next time."

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
What does he have against vaginal or oral sex?

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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Mymla posted:

What does he have against vaginal or oral sex?
It's gas, grass, or rear end, not gas, grass, rear end, vagina, or mouth. He's apparently not interested in grass.

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