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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
Isn't Donnie Dumbfuck supposed to be shooting off his mouth in Arizona soon?

edit: Man arrested attempting to blow up confederate statue.


That's just silly.


Powdered aluminum and rust is much safer than explosives and easier to control for targeted destruction of their ankles or something.

bird food bathtub fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Aug 21, 2017

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Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

What the fuuuuck Gates of Fire is awesome and a big part of the story is how lovely they are to the Helots. :colbert: It's me I fuckin love gates of fire.

Ephiates lied, Rooster died.

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes
Gates of Fire was going to be a movie but 300 beat it to the punch. :(

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Joe Dresnok died last November. RIP in Piss king of the fuckups

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

bird food bathtub posted:

Isn't Donnie Dumbfuck supposed to be shooting off his mouth in Arizona soon?

edit: Man arrested attempting to blow up confederate statue.


That's just silly.


Powdered aluminum and rust is much safer than explosives and easier to control for targeted destruction of their ankles or something.

I liked the part where he drank nitroglycerin

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
So here's something: The Fed only has enough cash to pay the bills until 29 September. If we don't get a debt ceiling raise before that, hello recession of 2018!

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/21/mitch-mcconnell-zero-chance-us-fails-to-raise-the-debt-ceiling.html

Mitch the Itch says he can get it raised, but he also said he could repeal Obamacare.

ReebTop
May 17, 2003

Merton Blask posted:


My old unit would seem to agree!

Wait a minute...when were you in my unit? 1/102?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


BigDave posted:

So here's something: The Fed only has enough cash to pay the bills until 29 September. If we don't get a debt ceiling raise before that, hello recession of 2018!

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/08/21/mitch-mcconnell-zero-chance-us-fails-to-raise-the-debt-ceiling.html

Mitch the Itch says he can get it raised, but he also said he could repeal Obamacare.

He can largely because Dems won't blanket block it. The only real opposition is a small handful of republicans who are going to bitch and scream about "fiscal responsibility" because raising the debt ceiling doesn't allow them to murder poor people.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Smiling Jack posted:

The coasties have a literal Nazi warship as a war trophy.

Appropriately enough its used to train cadets. :v:

Dead Reckoning posted:

These days, wouldn't the CG prize capture display just be a big warehouse full of cocaine and Panamanian/Mongolian/Liberian flags?

I think you mean Marshall Islands.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Dead Reckoning posted:

If I stopped doing everything that terrible people also enjoy, I wouldn't have any hobbies, read any books, or vote for any political party.

Molons are literally the same as "OBAMA IS COMING FOR MY GUNS" and stormfront poo poo, which isn't exactly a generic hobby enjoyed by diverse sections of the population. It's not a loving bowling league.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Zeris posted:

Molons are literally the same as "OBAMA IS COMING FOR MY GUNS" and stormfront poo poo, which isn't exactly a generic hobby enjoyed by diverse sections of the population. It's not a loving bowling league.

It's like Tapout

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Zeris posted:

Molons are literally the same as "OBAMA IS COMING FOR MY GUNS" and stormfront poo poo, which isn't exactly a generic hobby enjoyed by diverse sections of the population. It's not a loving bowling league.

Just as I can enjoy riding a bicycle without being this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Moldy Labes

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/JulianAssange/status/899749975277613057

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

mlmp08 posted:

Just as I can enjoy riding a bicycle without being this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3nMnr8ZirI

Well I guess until a sociologist does a comprehensive study on the proportion of bicycle users who are normal vs. retarded portlandians and also does the same study for molons who are well adjusted normal people vs. #alllivesmatter obama-haters who gently caress their own rifles, we'll have to agree to disagree.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Shep Smith was either:

1) Daydrinking and got called into work

2) Completely over the eclipse

https://twitter.com/JMKTV/status/899734847878565888

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Lol.

He got tired of getting government assets killed and moving on to eyes of the dumb.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Genocide Tendency posted:

He can largely because Dems won't blanket block it. The only real opposition is a small handful of republicans who are going to bitch and scream about "fiscal responsibility" because raising the debt ceiling doesn't allow them to murder poor people.

You are killing my chaos buzz right now. :mad:

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

facialimpediment posted:

Shep Smith was either:

1) Daydrinking and got called into work

2) Completely over the eclipse

https://twitter.com/JMKTV/status/899734847878565888

Lmfao I want to smoke weed with Shep

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:

Shep Smith was either:

1) Daydrinking and got called into work

2) Completely over the eclipse

https://twitter.com/JMKTV/status/899734847878565888

Probably 1, because having to deal with the headlines coming out of the whitehouse would make me start drinking as soon as I woke up.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

facialimpediment posted:

Shep Smith was either:

1) Daydrinking and got called into work

2) Completely over the eclipse

https://twitter.com/JMKTV/status/899734847878565888

That's actually brilliant :D

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Shep Smith was either:

1) Daydrinking and got called into work

2) Completely over the eclipse

https://twitter.com/JMKTV/status/899734847878565888

God the way he delivers the Chinese dragon eating the sun part, "which... It's always something to consider."

I had to re-watch that. Holy :lol:

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Shep has overtaken AC for my favorite gay newsman.

Beeb
Jun 29, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

psydude posted:

It's called the American South.

:piaa:

Also that video owns

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nick Soapdish posted:

Shep has overtaken AC for my favorite gay newsman.

Giving them a show together on CSpan could be what would heal this broken country of ours.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wait shep is gay

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

wait shep is gay

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde
Shep owns

milk milk lemonade posted:

Lmfao I want to smoke weed with Shep

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

trump talking

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

dude is locked to the teleprompter

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

dude is locked to the teleprompter

I'm waiting for the Q&A (bet there won't be one).

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Angry orange talking about Afghanistan

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
Oh poo poo.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/hudsonhongo/status/899796679796420609

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The moment he became President.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

trump gonna go off script or what

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Man conditions on the ground make me feel like they're going for a McNamara type approach where it's gunna be all about stats. Echoes of nam?

Is he intending to build a government with taliban or no? My stream cut

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Watching PBS (don't know if it is a shared video feed) but, anytime they pan the junior enlisted and they look up with just such a "HELP!" look in their eyes.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
Well this is confusing, I can't tell if you've just declared war on Pakistan, or deferred to the Taliban. Or given up. This is a bit of an odd one.

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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Hexyflexy posted:

Well this is confusing, I can't tell if you've just declared war on Pakistan, or deferred to the Taliban. Or given up. This is a bit of an odd one.

Oh, you did just declare war on Pakistan, thanks for that. Ugh.

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