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Infyrno posted:This is wonderful. I'm trying to remember a bit of sketch comedy along these lines, where a couple of investigators or something are going through an apartment looking for clues; one of them opens a drawer and finds a pistol, and the other asks "is it loaded?" So the first guy puts it in his (own) mouth and pulls the trigger a few times, then shrugs resignedly and they continue on. Ring any bells for anyone?
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Data Graham posted:I'm trying to remember a bit of sketch comedy along these lines, where a couple of investigators or something are going through an apartment looking for clues; one of them opens a drawer and finds a pistol, and the other asks "is it loaded?" So the first guy puts it in his (own) mouth and pulls the trigger a few times, then shrugs resignedly and they continue on. http://i.imgur.com/rchCsVf.gifv
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^^Dammit^^Data Graham posted:I'm trying to remember a bit of sketch comedy along these lines, where a couple of investigators or something are going through an apartment looking for clues; one of them opens a drawer and finds a pistol, and the other asks "is it loaded?" So the first guy puts it in his (own) mouth and pulls the trigger a few times, then shrugs resignedly and they continue on. IT Crowd maybe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KonmpyMESp0
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Aug 21, 2017 20:34
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I'm just gonna repost this here because technically I posted it on imgur before I realized there was an eclipse photoshop thread in gbs. But since the first two entires are both goatse I want it to be seen by some classy funny picture enthusiasts.
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Aug 21, 2017 20:40
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Thanks guys
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This is cute https://twitter.com/NASAMoon/status/899681358737539073
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A poor sequel to the lemon whore video.
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Aug 22, 2017 00:35
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what no oriental setting?
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behold, the daddest of jokes
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Pro: Makes perfect popcorn Con: Alignment change to Neutral Evil
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19:33 would have been more accurate.
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I kinda get it.
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The Bananana posted:I kinda get it. March your butt right back into the library and maybe you'll learn something. Of course I made this joke, on this website. Where else can you get away with this poo poo, besides Reddit?
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Toilet Shoes posted:March your butt right back into the library and maybe you'll learn something. I was gonna just post  but then I felt real bad about it so now I'm doing this halfassed thing instead.
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Toilet Shoes posted:March your butt right back into the library and maybe you'll learn something. I still don't get it. It's just a microwave panel.
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RaspberryCommie posted:I still don't get it. It's just a microwave panel. Are you me?
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I'm pretty sure the humor lies in "Chaos Defrost" and those guys thought it was a holocaust joke instead.
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Well, it is a Oven after all. Depending on weight you will have to adjust the time on the fly, so those buttons are a Gott send.
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Toilet Shoes posted:Well, it is a Oven after all. Thawshwitz.
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plainswalker75 posted:I'm pretty sure the humor lies in "Chaos Defrost" and those guys thought it was a holocaust joke instead. Yeah aside from 19:40 and maybe the word "power" I'm not understanding the nazi/holocaust references. But it is first thing in the morning so maybe I've got dumb morning brain.
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Owlkill posted:Yeah aside from 19:40 and maybe the word "power" I'm not understanding the nazi/holocaust references. But it is first thing in the morning so maybe I've got dumb morning brain. So you're saying you did nazi the final solution? 
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Aug 22, 2017 08:48
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Chaos Defrost sounds like an entertainingly retarded magic spell/special attack/cooking technique from a ridiculous anime.
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It is a Super Sonic microwave.
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Inescapable Duck posted:ridiculous anime. no need to repeat yourself
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plainswalker75 posted:I'm pretty sure the humor lies in "Chaos Defrost" and those guys thought it was a holocaust joke instead. That's not my photo but I did take one almost identical to it when I found out my new microwave had a 'Chaos Defrost' mode. I should say the microwave came with no instructions or information to allude to what it meant either.
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Aramoro posted:That's not my photo but I did take one almost identical to it when I found out my new microwave had a 'Chaos Defrost' mode. I should say the microwave came with no instructions or information to allude to what it meant either. I really, really, really want to know what 'Chaos Defrost' does. Like, if you put some chicken pieces in there, is there a chance that they will come out as beef? Or that defrosting those chicken pieces might take 2 or 12 or 7 or 102 minutes - you never know until you try it?
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It uses chaos theory mathematics to determine a semi-random pattern of microwave bursts to defrost the food. I mean, clearly, duh. Chaos theory serves up solution to speedy defrosting in microwaves
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I assumed it would give the food lots of spikes and skulls.
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Elfface posted:I assumed it would give the food lots of spikes and skulls. It actually transports it rapidly in and out of the warp. The transition then slowly heats and thaws the food.
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Elfface posted:I assumed it would give the food lots of spikes and skulls. Boaz MacPhereson posted:It actually transports it rapidly in and out of the warp. The transition then slowly heats and thaws the food. That's "Khaos Defrost", and it only works on microwaves that are painted red. It cooks food faster you see.
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CzarChasm posted:That's "Khaos Defrost", and it only works on microwaves that are painted red. It cooks food faster you see.  An Ork Mikrowave Heeetah cooks food hotter because it's painted red  .A Khaos Defrost setting would cause your meal to become an avatar of Slaanesh, crawling out of the microwave of its own accord and offering such delightful pleasures if you'd only take just one sweet succulent bite of it... 
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Neddy Seagoon posted:
Microwaved leftovers seems more Nurgle's bailiwick tbqh
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