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Honey Trap Queen: Jul 30, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Koalas March posted:

holy poo poo it is a conspiracy

derek was right

oh my goddd

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Crazy_BlackParrot: Feb 1, 2016; Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...

Foo Diddley posted:

Lowtax is ordering pizza tonight

With pineapple, maybe

you I like.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:33

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

alphabettitouretti posted:

"Your honor I paid hundreds of dollars to change my picture on a forum and it turned out it was the mods messing with me. I am now suing them for fraud."

"Get out of my courtroom you goddamn mensalist"

"I'll see you in court!" *destroys coke machine*

Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Aug 22, 2017

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:33

thatguy: Feb 5, 2003

Derek isn't actually spending any money to change his avatars and is having Lowtax change them after other people waste their :10bux:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:34

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

So I like how he went form I will not spend :10bux:

I was wrongly banned to shelling out money hand over fist because he doesn't like the avatar someone lovingly hand crafted for him.

(It Doesn't even have red text in it.)

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:34

D_Smart: May 11, 2010; by FactsAreUseless; College Slice

CrazyLoon posted:

I love how they keep burning throw-away Twitter accounts on single posts.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:34

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:35

Quavers: Feb 26, 2016; You clearly don't understand game development

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctDgfEGmSc

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:35

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

https://twitter.com/BNBL_Posts/status/900003590844141569

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:36

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

I don't think mods have access to those stats though

ps

<---- C'mon bitch, let's go!!

At this point I hope it's lowtax just so you get schoooled on how the real world works by the guy at your bank that handles card reversals

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:36

Polish Avenger: Feb 13, 2007; has an invalid opinion.

Variable 5 posted:

At this point I hope it's lowtax just so you get schoooled on how the real world works by the guy at your bank that handles card reversals

"But why do you have to change it back?"

"In July 2015, I wrote in my blog..."

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:37

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

D_Smart posted:

loving LOL if you think I'm not using a reloadable burner card on this dead gay comedy poo poo-hole.

Yes I'm sure the company behind a reloadable card will bend over backwards to file your claim

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:38

Dante80: Mar 23, 2015

AP posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctDgfEGmSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukok0oeIFoQ&t=2411s

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Aug 22, 2017

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:40

xXAdmiralBekHarXx: Jul 11, 2017; by zen death robot

I've love an avatar that didn't have a disfigured sex predator on it. Derek is embarrassing me with his vast riches.

xXAdmiralBekHarXx fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Aug 22, 2017

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:41

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

Never knew a Tuesday could be so entertaining.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:41

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

for the avatar gods

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:42

it dont matter: Aug 29, 2008

thatguy posted:

Derek isn't actually spending any money to change his avatars and is having Lowtax change them after other people waste their .

If I find out that's true I'll see this Rich "Lowtax" "Steve" Kyanka in court!! space court!!

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:42

Toblakai: Jul 11, 2017

Colostomy Bag posted:

Never knew a Tuesday could be so entertaining.

Yep, the meltdown is getting better and better.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:42

Colostomy Bag: Jan 11, 2016; C-Bangin' it

alphabettitouretti posted:

If I find out that's true I'll see this Rich "Lowtax" "Steve" Kyanka in court!! space court!!

Sadly, one of the questions the lawyer would have to ask the jury pool would be "Are you a SC backer?"

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:43

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

New avatars are fun and exciting!

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:45

lazorexplosion: Mar 19, 2016

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:46

Polish Avenger: Feb 13, 2007; has an invalid opinion.

lazorexplosion posted:

at the downvote

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:47

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

lazorexplosion posted:

I thought we were doing fake twitter-post posts?

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:47

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

VideoGames posted:

New avatars are fun and exciting!

I like your pink text. Very appropriate, friend. :yeah:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:48

fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

D_Smart posted:

Dear Lowtax. Every time you change my avatar for free, I will pay $10 to change it back. I have now setup a budget. No matter how many times you change it in a day, I will change it back. Go ahead, please - please - see if you can outspend me.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:48

Polish Avenger: Feb 13, 2007; has an invalid opinion.

Jobbo_Fett posted:

I thought we were doing fake twitter-post posts?

He's doing reddit comments before they get cool.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:48

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Nobody shame Derek for keeping the forums fueled up imo

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:49

big nipples big life: May 12, 2014

Maybe his is a riff on derek linking OSC posts.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:51

Variable 5: Apr 17, 2007; We do these things not because they are easy, but because we thought they would be easy.; Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Nobody shame Derek for keeping the forums fueled up imo

In all honesty, is there anything anyone can say that would stop him from trying to outspend his imaginary antagonists?

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:51

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Is me, Derek. I'm the culprit.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:51

Spermanent Record: Mar 28, 2007; I interviewed a NK escapee who came to my school and made a thread. Then life got in the way and the translation had to be postponed. I did finish it in the end, but nobody is going to pay 10 bux to update my.avatar

D_Smart posted:

The faces of two scam artists who have thus far ripped of gamers to the tune of $156M.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:52

Ayn Marx: Dec 21, 2012

I think I'd rather read some arfjason or lazrin posts than more Derek Smart lmao

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:53

Tijuana Bibliophile: Dec 30, 2008; Scratchmo

Variable 5 posted:

In all honesty, is there anything anyone can say that would stop him from trying to outspend his imaginary antagonists?

Once he's built up momentum? :lol:

nope

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:53

Brazilianpeanutwar: Aug 27, 2015; Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Glenn Quebec posted:

Is me, Derek. I'm the culprit.

I am avatar-icus!

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:53

Polish Avenger: Feb 13, 2007; has an invalid opinion.

Spermanent Record posted:

Trump's hand too big.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:54

NVB: Jan 23, 2010; Grimey Drawer

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:54

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

Lowtax, show the funding tracker :argh:

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:54

Lladre: Jun 28, 2011; Soiled Meat

Thread needs a MOMA moment.

Also: ArfJason was the best thing that ever happened to this thread and I am sorry he is gone.

Also: Ban TopHat.

# ? Aug 22, 2017 15:54

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

"gently caress that space door, I'll outspend it with avatars"

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Goblin

Jun 5, 2003

code:
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Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWk6JcheLMU

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