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Good job not looking at the last few pages of the thread.
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Why does anyone care who's a tangerine? When the throne gets usurped, nobody gives a gently caress about the old royals anymore. People don't care who's in charge, they just live with it because they have poo poo to do.
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The Skeleton King posted:Why does anyone care who's a tangerine? When the throne gets usurped, nobody gives a gently caress about the old royals anymore. People don't care who's in charge, they just live with it because they have poo poo to do. The smallfolk dont care, the lords and ladies do however.
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Aug 22, 2017 16:16
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Neurotic Roleplay posted:euron as final boss owns He still feels like a reverse deus ex machina though, shoehorned in because they needed someone cooler than cersei... Dont agree on some of the "characters to kill for no real reason", why brienne?
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Aug 22, 2017 16:20
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Is there such a thing as eating too much rear end? How much is too much? What is the appropriate amount of rear end to eat?
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Aug 22, 2017 16:26
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Science has yet to find an answer. Better eat some more rear end just to be on the safe side.
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Aug 22, 2017 16:26
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What about when you are eating rear end and your tongue is buried deep and just at the tip you feel something. Something that isn't flesh. Is this the point when you have eaten too much rear end?
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Aug 22, 2017 16:29
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If she shits in your mouth it just means you ate doing a good job
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Aug 22, 2017 16:47
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Once the spoilers came out, they should have re-shot the final scene where the NK revives the dragon. Instead, he tries several times, fails repeatedly, then kicks the dead dragon in the mouth out of frustration. A giant then steps on a distracted nearby White Walker and half his army dies.
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Aug 22, 2017 17:30
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Someone get tinfoil papercut a job at HBO immediately
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Aug 22, 2017 17:34
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Instead of whatever next episode is, we get a 53 minute long scene of all the hot girls porking eachother during a night of passion
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Aug 22, 2017 17:41
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bloom posted:Doesn't the NK have some magic horn in the books that's supposed to knock down the wall when you toot it? The way the show is doing it the main bad guy is only a threat because the good guys are real loving dumb. There is also some speculation that Bran moving past the wall with the NK's mark on him will screw up the protective magic on the wall the same way it screwed up the protective magic when he was chilling with Tree Raven Man.
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Aug 22, 2017 18:17
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Why are they trying to sell me in arya being some stone cold badass when she spent every single moment of her training failing at everything and never showing an ounce of real competence?
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Aug 22, 2017 18:22
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bag em and tag em posted:Why are they trying to sell me in arya being some stone cold badass when she spent every single moment of her training failing at everything and never showing an ounce of real competence? I think that it might have something to do with the writers being bad.
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Aug 22, 2017 18:27
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She's the fantasy equivalent of that one dingus who studied abroad for a year. Realistically they never saw anything other than their room and the nearest Le McDonald's and got sneered at by the natives non-stop, but then they come back home and are like OH YEAH IN FRANCE I TOTALLY WAS A BOHEMIAN MAURESQUE DRINKER AND SMOKED GAULOISES WITH AUDREY TAUTO AND SERGE GAINSBOURG EVERY NIGHT IT WAS SOOOO BOHEMIAN and it's like yeah buddy sure. Now imagine instead of mauresques it's blood and instead of gauloises it's unsuspecting fools and instead of audrey tauto and serge gainsbourg it's Jackie Haha and The Wave.
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Aug 22, 2017 18:27
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Yolomon Wayne posted:He still feels like a reverse deus ex machina though, shoehorned in because they needed someone cooler than cersei... Because fans like her and she is fairly unique in the story being a real badass warrior women. She was destined to die for shock value.
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Trast posted:Because fans like her and she is fairly unique in the story being a real badass warrior women. She was destined to die for shock value. I hope Tormund accidently fucks her to death and screams in horror like Chris Farley in that dinner scene in Tommy boy
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Aug 22, 2017 19:16
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Gendry: can traverse the north in a day (in an afternoon?) on foot in the snow during winter Night king and lads: 7 years and counting, still not at the wall
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Aug 22, 2017 19:23
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gendry: can run to the wall in one afternoon. gendry: takes 5 years to row to kings landing
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Aug 22, 2017 19:35
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Robb Stark must feel like a loving idiot lmao everyone else is teleporting their armies around and he got killed trying to use a bridge.
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Aug 22, 2017 19:50
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Is skellymans dragon going to spew cherry slushie instead of fire?
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Aug 22, 2017 19:51
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Disgusting Coward posted:She's the fantasy equivalent of that one dingus who studied abroad for a year. Realistically they never saw anything other than their room and the nearest Le McDonald's and got sneered at by the natives non-stop, but then they come back home and are like OH YEAH IN FRANCE I TOTALLY WAS A BOHEMIAN MAURESQUE DRINKER AND SMOKED GAULOISES WITH AUDREY TAUTO AND SERGE GAINSBOURG EVERY NIGHT IT WAS SOOOO BOHEMIAN and it's like yeah buddy sure. Now imagine instead of mauresques it's blood and instead of gauloises it's unsuspecting fools and instead of audrey tauto and serge gainsbourg it's Jackie Haha and The Wave. To write a post about a namedropper, one must himself become the kind of poster who drops names
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Aug 22, 2017 19:54
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im a faceless man heres my bag of faces
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Aug 22, 2017 19:56
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Aug 22, 2017 20:50
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How come I haven't seen the dragon stepping on anyone? Is Dany that much of a noob that she just spams the one skill on the toolbar while everything else is ready to pop?
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Aug 22, 2017 20:51
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FuhrerHat posted:im a faceless man
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Aug 22, 2017 21:49
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proof of concept posted:I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Aug 22, 2017 22:02
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just FYI to anyone complaining about "teleportation" or whatever, the people making the show dgaf: http://www.avclub.com/article/game-thrones-director-admits-shows-timeline-strain-259742 “If the show was struggling, I’d be worried about those concerns, but the show seems to be doing pretty well so it’s OK to have people with those concerns.”
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Aug 22, 2017 22:05
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Toilet Shoes posted:Let's work this thought. This is why the Night King is Bran
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Aug 22, 2017 22:31
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bloom posted:just FYI to anyone complaining about "teleportation" or whatever, the people making the show dgaf: http://www.avclub.com/article/game-thrones-director-admits-shows-timeline-strain-259742 I'm glad they at least acknowledge it is a thing and their reasoning behind doing it is fair enough.
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Aug 22, 2017 23:31
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So their response is "if the show was bad I'd worry about plot convenience but since it's good gently caress off with the questions"
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Aug 22, 2017 23:44
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bloom posted:just FYI to anyone complaining about "teleportation" or whatever, the people making the show dgaf: http://www.avclub.com/article/game-thrones-director-admits-shows-timeline-strain-259742 The complaints about teleportation are autistic as gently caress. That's like complaining about the guns not jamming in battlefield 1. No one wants more walking. Go watch lord of the rings or something for that poo poo
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Aug 22, 2017 23:46
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If they weren't speeding things up, everyone would just complain about having 9 or 10 seasons or whatever they'd need to even out the pace. Not sure what they'd throw in there as content filler. Jon Snow watching him gently caress his Aunt in the flames maybe. Sam Tarly becoming Lord of his ancestral home. People would just have more time to complain about how slow thing were moving.
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Aug 22, 2017 23:49
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Having things paced well is kind of the opposite of "too slow moving" no?facebook jihad posted:The complaints about teleportation are autistic as gently caress. That's like complaining about the guns not jamming in battlefield 1. No one wants more walking. Go watch lord of the rings or something for that poo poo They're not autistic as gently caress, it is called suspension of disbelief based on context and events of the show and the traveling around willy nilly is stretching it considering Robb Stark died essentially because he had to travel a certain way and Dany's entire issue the first several seasons was "how do I travel around." I mean even the showrunners are saying yeah we're aware but we figured it was more important to get the plot points hit. Which is fair but stop pretending like "it's weird how fast people are moving around" isn't a legit thought to have at all. COMRADES fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Aug 22, 2017 |
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Aug 22, 2017 23:54
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Drogon learned the Instant Transmission Techinique when he was stranded in space following the Frieza saga.
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Aug 22, 2017 23:59
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they shoulda done 18 seasons instead of rushing it
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Aug 23, 2017 00:00
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COMRADES posted:Having things paced well is kind of the opposite of "too slow moving" no? That depends on if you think there's enough interesting content that the show could successfully pad the major events with. I don't think that there is and I'm not sure the show creators would handle it well. So I'd rather just have fast.
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Aug 23, 2017 00:23
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They shoulda been had teleportation so this show could have ended in 3 years ago
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el B posted:They shoulda been had teleportation so this show could have ended in 3 years ago But then the world would never had known about Fake Sansa
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