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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Andrew Wiggins is better than I think he is but he is not worth 30m per annum

That's exactly how I feel

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milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'll say nice things about him :)

'Kyrie!Kyrie! I have black friends, also you have an extra bone in your legs that helps you run faster!'

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'll say nice things about him :)

so no hard Rs then?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


dont worry. Kyrie just have to do a few nice interviews and then everyone will call him "one of the good ones" until he shoots 6-20

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Well I was going to say, "Hey you're so good at basketball Kyrie. You are the best at dribbling the basketball" but you guys are just crazy

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

Eastern conference going to be worth watching just to see LeBron continuously demoralizing Kyrie in the season+playoffs over the next few years.

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
Rick Barry's son, Canyon Barry is playing for Florida and shoots the granny free throws. I hope he makes it to the NBA and shames all the loving rear end in a top hat giant freaks of this world into learning it

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Dejan Bimble posted:

Rick Barry's son, Canyon Barry is playing for Florida and shoots the granny free throws. I hope he makes it to the NBA and shames all the loving rear end in a top hat giant freaks of this world into learning it

I think you're going to have to personally confront Andre. Nobody else is going to stand up for it

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i am curious to how kyrie will operate in brad's offense very excited about this upcoming season

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
To everyone saying "Cleveland should have gotten Butler" I don't think Kyrie made his trade demand until after the draft. Unless Minnesota was trading Jimmy Cleveland didn't have a shot.

Although maybe Chicago should have shopped Butler around a little more...

Dejan Bimble posted:

Andrew Wiggins is better than I think he is but he is not worth 30m per annum

That's the rookie max now. It's no different %wise than it's been. Get used to the bigger caps.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

A certain cocaine addled dork that's fighting in 6 days is better than Conor.

EvanTH posted:

i guess folks who aren't from upstate don't know Bones Jones as "607" oh well

Quick clip of Matt Hamill handing Jones his only loss
https://i.imgur.com/xDr7w8F.gifv
remarkable (edit: i put that in URL tags and it still showed up as a picture instead of a link why's that happening??)

Jones is the best athlete that dumb sport has ever seen.

so uhhhhh lol

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Cool Buff Man posted:

I'll say nice things about him :)

please counteract the others he has good handles and is fun to watch play basketball ! !

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

AggressivelyStupid posted:

please counteract the others he has good handles and is fun to watch play basketball ! !

I will try my best (and I can't wait to watch some of his moves) but the Celtics fans I know IRL are of the unsavory variety and I generally try to avoid basketball conversations with them because they're not interested in hearing anything that doesn't confirm their hamhead opinions

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://twitter.com/celtics/status/900156123818455044


The green brings out his moustache.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
https://twitter.com/isaiah_thomas/status/13951935228

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
This trade was a slam dunk for Cleveland. If they did nothing they would have a tough road to the finals where they need some big time luck. Now they take a chance at getting better, and they have a huge asset they can use to get even better, it if LeBron does leave they can restart a rebuild. I really like this move.

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

James vs Irving. Who posterizes who first? Discuss.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Drunk Canuck posted:

James vs Irving. Who posterizes who first? Discuss.

Lebron will kill Kyrie dead with a nuts in the face two handed hanging dunk.

FINGERBLASTER69
Nov 15, 2014
Boston got robbed on this one

EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Drunk Canuck posted:

James vs Irving. Who posterizes who first? Discuss.

Lebron James over Jason Terry except its Kyrie in a Celtics jersey

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
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Drunk Canuck posted:

James vs Irving. Who posterizes who first? Discuss.

Here's a preview:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkxcY45bP2U

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


up until last year when Steph owned LBJ on that spin move Lebron has routinely killed guards who bother him...so much so that everyone thought it was cool to start using a phalo-paternal verb to describe what he kept on doing to smaller players.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


such a weak taunting tech too

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

BWV posted:

up until last year when Steph owned LBJ on that spin move Lebron has routinely killed guards who bother him...so much so that everyone thought it was cool to start using a phalo-paternal verb to describe what he kept on doing to smaller players.

you mean when steph cheated

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Drunk Canuck posted:

James vs Irving. Who posterizes who first? Discuss.

Kyrie can posterize people? Who do you think he is? Future Rookie of the Year Dennis Smith Jr.?

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


yea it was a carry but still, if Lebron wasn't so disgusted with his own team's poor play he would've blocked it

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
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AggressivelyStupid posted:

such a weak taunting tech too

On that note I do love this version as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq4jPC4ERNg

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZ8yCJgsF_4

love you kyrie~

Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.

Cool Buff Man posted:

Now I can finally say that I think ITs hip is hosed

Is he medically cleared yet? Seems like that might be a thing.

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Dejan Bimble posted:

Rick Barry's son, Canyon Barry is playing for Florida and shoots the granny free throws. I hope he makes it to the NBA and shames all the loving rear end in a top hat giant freaks of this world into learning it

Canyon is a real terrible name

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
Oh poo poo CLE vs BOS on opening night. Silver is really a puppet master.

morestuff posted:

Canyon is a real terrible name

Not as terrible as Rick Barry is as a person though.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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Adun posted:

On that note I do love this version as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lq4jPC4ERNg

Hell yeah

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



morestuff posted:

Canyon is a real terrible name

There is a WWE management guy named Canyon Semen.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy

You need to watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOdsKyv2KzU&t=34s

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

This is extremely good

priaprism
Jul 30, 2008
I wonder if Jae Crowder remembers JR's spinning back fist

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Dejan Bimble posted:

Rick Barry's son, Canyon Barry is playing for Florida and shoots the granny free throws. I hope he makes it to the NBA and shames all the loving rear end in a top hat giant freaks of this world into learning it

Rick Barry shouldn't have a son who is 22 years younger than Brent Barry

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
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xbilkis posted:

Rick Barry shouldn't have a son who is 22 years younger than Brent Barry

Shooters shoot

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/MPleasing69/status/900126405731770369

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verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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