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Ha, that bag poo poo story reminds me of one of my friends. So he's a teacher in a pretty bad school in Chicago and they went on lockdown because a kid brought a gun (or a knife, can't remember) into school and said the rest of his gang had them too. So they locked everything down while they rounded up these kids to check them. Well, my buddy was in his classroom alone because it all happened during his lunch or something and he had to take a poo poo, but wasn't allowed to leave his classroom. Long story short, he pulled a garbage can into the closet and took a poo poo into it.
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loquacius posted:
shes one of the first people he hired when he started campaigning
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 13:52 |
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 14:08 |
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Jose posted:shes one of the first people he hired when he started campaigning I hear that was a golden opportunity for her and she pissed off a lot people when she got the job.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 15:10 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Ha, that bag poo poo story reminds me of one of my friends. What a clever use of a lockdown to disguise his trash-making GBS threads fetish
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 16:04 |
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dang, that's the good poo poo (sorry) that I come to the fesh thread for
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 16:13 |
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Reminder that Hope Hicks' dad was the one that covered up a bunch of concussion data for the NFL
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 16:17 |
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loquacius posted:You watch your mouth, that's Mike Huckabee's daughter She was the one doing his campaign tweets for him. Like he'd say what he'd want to tweet and she'd type it into Twitter. She was literally just a campaign intern, essentially. Now she's White House Communications Director.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 16:21 |
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Being good looking never hurts your options.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 18:50 |
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Negative Thoughts Person. I had a problem with intrusive, imperative suicidal thoughts that typically sprung out of self-judgement brought up through social circumstances. I took antidepressants and had a bunch of therapy but I was still falling deeper into the void. Suicide felt like a rational and self-serving acceptance of my unfixable circumstances, not a violent outburst. I developed a similar mistrust of medical professionals for a long time. Against my will I spent some time with medical professionals. A Psychiatrist gave me non-antidepressant medication that suppressed whatever urge was telling me to kill myself and freed up my time and resources to set about improving my circumstances. I have ongoing appointments with therapists, one of whom told me that therapy was something you do for yourself and a therapist just supervises for a few months at a time. I meet them each week but the therapy is reconstructing my life, re-establishing peer relationships, pursuing constructive ends, thinking about my experiences, etc. which I do mostly in the 167 hours a week I'm not sat with a therapist. Consider it. You've got an illness and medical professionals won't cure it straight up but even a mediocre one should be able to get you out of your own way and back on track. I hope you feel better one day soon. Until then, have you considered channelling your pain into killing or maiming white supremacists? Bag poo poo Person. You sound awesome. I have a friend who shat in a Pringles can for similar reasons. I also know somebody who poo poo themselves while drinking and threw the poo poo-caked underwear on the roof of the holiday chalet they were staying in. They actually landed on the front porch, he walked straight past them and was process-of-elimination confronted the morning after. number one pta fan fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Aug 18, 2017 |
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LingcodKilla posted:I hear that was a golden opportunity for her and she pissed off a lot people when she got the job. Well she probably pissed on people to get the job.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 21:59 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Being good looking never hurts your options. shes realised the only thing don cares about is not upsetting his ego
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:01 |
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Also she's younger than I am which is depressing on several levels.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:07 |
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Rumda posted:Also she's younger than I am which is depressing on several levels. You need to practice sucking dick more, thats all.
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:11 |
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Rumda posted:Also she's younger than I am which is depressing on several levels. Once NFL top picks and leading men in movies start being younger than you it's all downhill With women, doubly so
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:13 |
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its time for nihilism then
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:13 |
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number one pta fan posted:Until then, have you considered channelling your pain into killing or maiming white supremacists? Lemons into lemonade!
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# ? Aug 18, 2017 22:25 |
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loquacius posted:e: wait nvm I just looked it up and he's talking about Mooch's replacement Hope Hicks who I think must have been picked specifically because she is hot as hell, because there's not a whole lot of other reasons to hire a 28-year-old as WH communications director. I recall reading somewhere that her nickname at school was Hopeless. The teachers called her that. Privately, of course. She is dumb. Very pretty (I think she was a model for Ralph Lauren or something), but also very dumb.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:49 |
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number one pta fan posted:Negative Thoughts Person. I had a problem with intrusive, imperative suicidal thoughts that typically sprung out of self-judgement brought up through social circumstances. I took antidepressants and had a bunch of therapy but I was still falling deeper into the void. Suicide felt like a rational and self-serving acceptance of my unfixable circumstances, not a violent outburst. I developed a similar mistrust of medical professionals for a long time. Whats wrong with suicidal thoughts?
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 03:52 |
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ReidRansom posted:I recall reading somewhere that her nickname at school was Hopeless. Sure it wasn't for Hugo Boss?
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got any sevens posted:Whats wrong with suicidal thoughts? Lack of originality. But this kid knew what was up: http://imgur.com/a/Z5mEB
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 04:34 |
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RFC2324 posted:Sure it wasn't for Hugo Boss? Don't be stupid, Be a smarty!
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 08:42 |
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quote:I make fake profiles on dating apps such as Tinder and intentionally like ugly women, and when I get a match I verbally abuse them. It's like a little hobby I have. Just helps me release stress, I don't really know how it even started. Sometimes it's almost some sort of art; I try to not repeat insults and burns, therefore I have to be very creative. are you like a villain from a high-school teen-drama movie or what I'm Internet-diagnosing you with very poor self-esteem and you should take some time to work on you and leave poor lonely Tinder ladies alone Anyway be careful you might find someone with a fetish for this and then what'll you do quote:Every time I read these confessions I read them in the voice of Abedisi from OZ. I don't get this reference but this was the only one left in the queue so
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 13:40 |
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anon 1, thats what the forums are for, quit being a weener.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 13:43 |
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Piss and poo poo girl has to be fake because no way you needed to piss and poo poo that bad but somehow held in your poo poo while you pissed first.
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tangy yet delightful posted:Piss and poo poo girl has to be fake because no way you needed to piss and poo poo that bad but somehow held in your poo poo while you pissed first. This is the no nonsense critical thinking that used to make GBS great.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 14:11 |
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Mods , please change my name to "the piss shits" TIA
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 14:11 |
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tinder goon in six years: " I married that uggo and had two kids with her this is the best prank ever lmao"
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 16:45 |
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sneakyfrog posted:anon 1, thats what the forums are for, quit being a weener. Non-anonymous confession: in order to get animated smilies to animate on the app, you have to tap the image. It's not very responsive, so I just spent far too long tapping your limp dick trying to get it to react.
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Marmaduke! posted:Non-anonymous confession: in order to get animated smilies to animate on the app, you have to tap the image. It's not very responsive, so I just spent far too long tapping your limp dick trying to get it to react. poo poo, I didn't know that and just did the same thing!
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 22:50 |
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Marmaduke! posted:Non-anonymous confession: in order to get animated smilies to animate on the app, you have to tap the image. It's not very responsive, so I just spent far too long tapping your limp dick trying to get it to react. There's a setting you can change to make them animate automatically.
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# ? Aug 19, 2017 22:54 |
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I know that, I have animations off because I don't always want GIFs to play. But I can't just not see a flaccid wang and not see if it should be working, I'm only human.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 00:10 |
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Marmaduke! posted:Non-anonymous confession: in order to get animated smilies to animate on the app, you have to tap the image. It's not very responsive, so I just spent far too long tapping your limp dick trying to get it to react. My limp weener appreciates the attention friend.
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# ? Aug 20, 2017 13:14 |
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More feshes please.
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OhAreThey posted:More feshes please. For the past several days this is all I've had in the queue quote:Look, let's just be real here. Black pussy is the best pussy out there. and it didn't seem worth posting for by itself C'mon man, you gotta explain yourself. Expand on that. Show your work. Also, other people should send in more material, I'm dyin' out here
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# ? Aug 22, 2017 18:22 |
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Any feshes you rejected as being to outrageous or whatever? Did they get deleted? We need to keep this going for a bit to see if Therapy goon is still breathing.
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:46 |
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my guts are feeling all hosed up at the minute is my confession
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 11:49 |
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My confession is I wish I had more money
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# ? Aug 23, 2017 14:36 |
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It might be because Guerilla Mail is down.
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SciFiDownBeat posted:My confession is I wish I had more money but also weed.
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