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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

<game crashes>

BUY SOME SHIPS!!!!

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

tuo posted:

What do you mean? If you fall from a great height, you actuall end on your feet, and THEN die from the fall. It's been like that since the beginning of the universe.

I was actually talking about trying to sit down in a turret seat but, yeah, they're all hosed

Awesome Fidelity
Aug 16, 2017

The path i walk lights up in
fidelity
also sunlight coming through closed bay doors

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

BTW: this is way worse than I expected. WAY worse.

Atheist Sunglasses
Jul 26, 2003

All the candy you want. Crotton crandy, crandy apple. I like to go on the best ride first. Name of roller croaster.

game crashed, guys cue the commercial quick!

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

starkebn posted:

I was actually talking about trying to sit down in a turret seat but, yeah, they're all hosed

BUT ITS VR READY GUYS;

can you imagine.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

gently caress, I have a webex meeting coming up...I feel grief....

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001


Completely tame comment but message deleted within a minute. Professional game company.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
"Ship pipeline"

*drink*

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

another graphical downgrade?

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:


:tinfoil: what if they don't actually need to reset the server, but they calculated that if someone took the quickest vehicle it would take 11 minutes to hit the invisible wall :tinfoil:

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

:tinfoil: what if they don't actually need to reset the server, but they calculated that if someone took the quickest vehicle it would take 11 minutes to hit the invisible wall :tinfoil:

The invisible wall is hinted at with fiery particles. When it was visible the first time, Lando quickly demanded a change of camera.

Toblakai
Jul 11, 2017

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

:tinfoil: what if they don't actually need to reset the server, but they calculated that if someone took the quickest vehicle it would take 11 minutes to hit the invisible wall :tinfoil:

What if there was a console command to respawn a player to a fixed spawn spot?

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

"Look at that logo on the actual gun."

RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008
Every time they've fired a gun it's had no projectile and no impact.

Also a guy sped past on a bike while T-posing

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

The stuff flying down from space to the moon looks quite nice, I'll give them that.

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

aaaand the stream died.

This is embarrassing ...

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

RubberJohnny posted:

Every time they've fired a gun it's had no projectile and no impact.

Also a guy sped past on a bike while T-posing

At least the doors seem to be wörking.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum
Goat Simulator Space Edition's looking pretty good guys

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
lol in this build today the atmospheric particle effect most be missing - lando

Plural Abysss
Feb 25, 2016
Oh wierd. They just noticed that THIS BUILD happened to have the atmospheric reentry effect missing.

What bad luck!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

They were planning some 3.0 show around an hour after the stream start...

What are the odds the stream dying right now is due to someone desperately downloading a patch?

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

BeigeJacket posted:

The stuff flying down from space to the moon looks quite nice, I'll give them that.

It does look good, but there are some things that don't make sense.

For starters, given the speeds they are showing, how are there re-entry effects? Also, how small is that moon if you can get out so far, so fast?

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010
I'm away on holiday and was planning on catching up on SC drama when I got home to help calm the holiday blues, but we're all having a lazy morning and I'm a bit bored so I couldn't resist...lol what a poo poo show.

I was hoping someone would do a montage of fuckups once it's all over, but it's basically going to be as long as the live stream. I don't get how the twitch chat can be so positive...

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Plural Abysss posted:

Oh wierd. They just noticed that THIS BUILD happened to have the atmospheric reentry effect missing.

What bad luck!

the amount of lying, christ.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Sassy Sasquatch posted:

aaaand the stream died.

This is embarrassing ...

Somebody is using the RSI patcher.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Sassy Sasquatch posted:

aaaand the stream died.

This is embarrassing ...

I thought it was just me, but I cranked down the resolution and it's still choking.

Ok, yeah, they just said it too.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's dead. They are totally loving patching.

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate

Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

:tinfoil: what if they don't actually need to reset the server, but they calculated that if someone took the quickest vehicle it would take 11 minutes to hit the invisible wall :tinfoil:

That is exactly what is going on.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

SelenicMartian posted:

They were planning some 3.0 show around an hour after the stream start...

What are the odds the stream dying right now is due to someone desperately downloading a patch?

yeah, I bet someone is running the patcher

o7

Plural Abysss
Feb 25, 2016
4:01 Katzh: YOU HAVE 150MILLION DOLLARS AND YOU CAN?T STREAM`?

:gary:

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

XK posted:

I thought it was just me, but I cranked down the resolution and it's still choking.

Ok, yeah, they just said it too.

better watch it on youtube.

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

AP posted:

Somebody is using the RSI patcher.

My thoughts when it happened.

The youtube stream seems to be up and running: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwUtzq3A5-o

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Reload twitch and there is a flickering t-posing commando standing on top of the nox they are piloting.

BeigeJacket
Jul 21, 2005

Dante80 posted:

It does look good, but there are some things that don't make sense.

For starters, given the speeds they are showing, how are there re-entry effects? Also, how small is that moon if you can get out so far, so fast?

I don't know space science stuff, but that one guy flying up and over to the dark side in 5 mins seemed a bit odd.

Awesome Fidelity
Aug 16, 2017

The path i walk lights up in
fidelity


Obviously a special alloy on that door that allows light passing through it

kilus aof
Mar 24, 2001
A wild WTFOSAURUS appeared.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

I think the reset is every 10 minutes, and they include the reset time in that, so it's actually something like 8 or so minutes of play time.

King of Cheeses
Jul 25, 2007
Crusty on the outside, smooth and creamy on the inside.
WTO just turned up in the Twitch chat

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AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Lazrin and moma going to come in and post all :smuggo:

And who can blame them?

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