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Jedit posted:Mostly accurate, apart from the group with a name seven letters long and ending in "-ers" that they tried blaming it on. I figured it went without saying that all looters were very strongly implied (outright stated) to belong to that group.  Edit: gently caress, new page  1 2
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Man, First Dog on the Moon had been light on the jokes recently, replacing them with whinge. It almost makes reading all those words a chore and not the fun traipse through a field of jests.
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Jedit posted:Mostly accurate, apart from the group with a name seven letters long and ending in "-ers" that they tried blaming it on. Joggers are the loving worst.
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I know you're trying out this new thing called 'jokes' instead of belching out political invective - and I applaud you for your effort, keep it up - but you don't have to love literally all dogs to be a dog lover.
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 Pope:  Catholic church issues statement saying it will take action against employees who take "action" against Catholic marriage, implying that employees who marry same sex partners will be sacked. Rowe: 
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Aug 23, 2017 10:30
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Funny joke but Nina clearly has no idea how an e-cig actually works.
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Soros!  https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/900137848220680194
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Hell, declare me a terrorist while you're at it, I want my assets seized.
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I won't ask if there's any truth to those claims (because Garrison) I'll just ask if he ever said anything about the Koch brothers.
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No Kelly yesterday? I hope his ungrateful offspring brought him home safely 
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I must have missed something. Where did  come from?
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MelvinBison posted:I must have missed something. Where did http://www.nybooks.com/articles/1995/06/22/ur-fascism/
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Aug 23, 2017 13:22
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Of course other types of totalitarianism advocates are just as guilty of this kind of flawed rhetoric, not just fascists.
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Aug 23, 2017 13:28
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maaaaan I liked that dog better when it was a regular dog, now it has Garfield-style English-language thought bubbles and is just a Mallard Fillmore character 
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loquacius posted:maaaaan So...is it some weird fetishes thing fir the duck and dog then?
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Iron Crowned posted:No Kelly yesterday? I hope his ungrateful offspring brought him home safely Kelly comes out Tuesday or Wednesday these days. HE'S SLACKING OFF!
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It's because he got his whiskey sour last week finally and he's sleeping it off.
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loquacius posted:maaaaan There, fixed: 
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Trapezium Dave posted:
Someone post the Rall one so we can compare artistic competence. Also apparently Bad Reporter is updating on Mondays as well as Wednesdays and Fridays, so you get two today because I missed one.  
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Retromancer posted:WHITE PEOPLE SIT DOWN! GOOD ALLIES BE QUIET AND LISTEN! Pretty much It's why I've stopped calling myself an ally and just run with sympathy because i get yelled at no matter what I do at this point and I think most white people are just as confused.
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I think the Eco quote about continuous shifting of rhetorical focus is quoted too often, but the essay as a whole is very interesting. Here's another quote from the same essay that used to be very relevant to this thread before DbD was banned: Umberto Eco posted:12. Since both permanent war and heroism are difficult games to play, the Ur-Fascist transfers his will to power to sexual matters. This is the origin of machismo (which implies both disdain for women and intolerance and condemnation of nonstandard sexual habits, from chastity to homosexuality). Since even sex is a difficult game to play, the Ur-Fascist hero tends to play with weapons—doing so becomes an ersatz phallic exercise.
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Oh please let Trump praise NAMBLA, I'm dying to see how the 'free speech'(for Nazis) guys try to defend that.
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Oh please let Trump praise NAMBLA, I'm dying to see how the 'free speech'(for Nazis) guys try to defend that. Well, I mean, they defended Milo
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To celebrate American history, they need to make monuments glorifying King George III, Benedict Arnold*, Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto, Aldrich Ames, the Rosenbergs, John Anthony Walker, Theodore John Kaczynski, Gary Ridgway, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, and Osama bin Laden. (*I know he already has a monument, but it only depicts his boot. That's not enough for heritage.)
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How about Isaac Brock? Big ole statue in Detroit. (Real Talk: Tecumseh needs big statue yesterday)
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I want to keep Andrew Jackson on the $20. He absolutely hated paper money, and the US Mint has moved his grave inside their building so his spinning in it powers their presses.
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Zemyla posted:I want to keep Andrew Jackson on the $20. He absolutely hated paper money, and the US Mint has moved his grave inside their building so his spinning in it powers their presses. Yeah the one positive angle to Andrew Jackson being on the $20 bill is that if he knew about it he would be loving furious
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I love these cartoons where right wingers come dangerously close to thinking critically about something and are like poo poo TURN AROUND!
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I think this cartoon could've ended at panel 4.
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Zemyla posted:I want to keep Andrew Jackson on the $20. He absolutely hated paper money, and the US Mint has moved his grave inside their building so his spinning in it powers their presses. I'd rather he be on something less valuable personally. Like the official Hay-penny.
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Zemyla posted:I want to keep Andrew Jackson on the $20. He absolutely hated paper money, and the US Mint has moved his grave inside their building so his spinning in it powers their presses. It is good that you value spiting a dead guy over ending the official celebration of a genocidal fool.
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"We did everything and he still won!" Says black people who had their lowest turnout in 20+ years
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Darth Windu posted:"We did everything and he still won!" Says black people who had their lowest turnout in 20+ years Makes you wonder why Hillary couldn't do better against the worst candidate ever, yeah?
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Darth Windu posted:"We did everything and he still won!" Says black people who had their lowest turnout in 20+ years Voter suppression efforts were in high swing in 2016 and black people are not a monolithic entity with a single stance and belief.
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zakharov posted:Makes you wonder why Hillary couldn't do better against the worst candidate ever, yeah? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/christopher-steele-tells-fbi-sources-trump-dossier-report-article-1.3433372
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Darth Windu posted:"We did everything and he still won!" Says black people who had their lowest turnout in 20+ years Says white people who didn't fight voter suppression efforts but are all too willing to blame the fallout on black people. That comic assumes too much of its audience in the case of you.
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frankenfreak posted:Why are these people melting? They live in hell. Just like the rest of us.
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