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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

So it turns out May and Ben appeared before Spidey's first story.

Jordan7hm posted:

And of course from Strage Tales #97, the introduction of Aunt May and Uncle Ben...




... who have kidnapped a mermaid because they can't have children of their own. :stare:

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

And Peter is convinced Aunt May couldn't handle the truth.

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:

So it turns out May and Ben appeared before Spidey's first story.

What... what really happened to Peter's parents? :ohdear:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Aunt May just watched Peter dive head first off a multi-storey building in pursuit of a man he's met all of what, twice?

How could she not be thinking he's a loving mutant or suttin'?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

goatface posted:

Aunt May just watched Peter dive head first off a multi-storey building in pursuit of a man he's met all of what, twice?

How could she not be thinking he's a loving mutant or suttin'?

she's met him. she doesn't have high expectations for his critical thinking skills.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

goatface posted:

Aunt May just watched Peter dive head first off a multi-storey building in pursuit of a man he's met all of what, twice?

How could she not be thinking he's a loving mutant or suttin'?

Well, Peter just watched Aunt May (attempt to) marry a guy she's met all of what, twice. So the motvation makes about as much sense.

Less so him actually being able to do it.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



smooth cover story there Pete.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:



smooth cover story there Pete.

Spidery Uncle Moley, it's me Spider-Man, the nephew of your beloved May! I passed Peter Parker on the way down here and he said you needed he-
Moleman: :cripes:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
"i was keeping watch over your wedding, as promised! i watched when the tentacles came out, and then i watched the tentacles grab you and that clever, handsome peter parker. now i'm watching the tentacles continue to drag you to the center of the earth. i'm helping!"

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's never going to get back his deposit on that rented suit now.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

ManlyGrunting posted:

What... what really happened to Peter's parents? :ohdear:

Its what should be the focus of the spider-man movies

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

bobkatt013 posted:

Its what should be the focus of the spider-man movies

I would disagree since every examination of that in the comics has been consistently terrible.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Scaramouche posted:

I would disagree since every examination of that in the comics has been consistently terrible.

Someone hasn't watched/suffered through the amazing Spider-Man films

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
You could say the Mole People are being dragged down, down, down...

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Payndz posted:

You could say the Mole People are being dragged down, down, down...

"Yo, Spider-Man! Down here!"

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



ManlyGrunting posted:

What... what really happened to Peter's parents? :ohdear:

They got hit by really big bricks

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogTDa-vG2MQ

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



there she goes

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


R I P

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
spiderman that is a really mean thing to say to someone who clearly didnt miss his wedding and was abducted from it!!

notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

Synthbuttrange posted:



there she goes

Is that clear blue sky in the background? I thought the ground closed up on them.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


Spiderman and Moley are gonna beat Tyrannus somehow but aunt may will get a heart attack and die

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
ah gently caress moleman is going to decide that his life is too dangerous and fraught with conflict to expose aunt may to and call off the wedding to return to his underground life isnt he

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
The strip will then repeat from issue 1 but with Aunt May replaced with Uncle Melvin

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ZeroCount posted:

Spiderman and Moley are gonna beat Tyrannus somehow but aunt may will get a heart attack and die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ug88HO2mg44

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

quite stretched out posted:

spiderman that is a really mean thing to say to someone who clearly didnt miss his wedding and was abducted from it!!

I like to think that question mark is doing double duty, as if Spider-Man is reconsidering his remark even before he's finished saying it.

Begemot
Oct 14, 2012

The One True Oden

notthegoatseguy posted:

Is that clear blue sky in the background? I thought the ground closed up on them.

Yeah but when has the weekday colorist ever taken a cue from dialog. Or even simple logic.

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Not a continuity error, Spidey is about to be possessed by the Uni-Power and that's just the energy gathering around him

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


notthegoatseguy posted:

Is that clear blue sky in the background? I thought the ground closed up on them.

That's undersky, the sky beneath the earth. It's twice as big as earth's own sky and is home to the Razorwings.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

ZeroCount posted:

Spiderman and Moley are gonna beat Tyrannus somehow but aunt may will get a heart attack and die get saved by the handsome physician standing right beside her at this very moment.

Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?

Lurdiak posted:

That's undersky, the sky beneath the earth. It's twice as big as earth's own sky and is home to the Razorwings.

Mole Man takes off his shirt, invites Spider-Man to sit down and pours him a cup of tea. "Old friend, wouldn't you like to know the truth about gravity?"

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Batman Odyssey is too good for this world.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



ImpAtom posted:

Batman Odyssey is too good for this world.

Doesn't it start with Bman pulling guns on a train carriage of people?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Spidey you're scaring the moloids!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Loud farts scare the Moloids. It's when the Moloids aren't scared that you should be worried.

I also want to see Tyrannus bury Spidey and Melvin alive in Subterranea graves, just for the image of an underground cemetery.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



mind the walrus posted:

Loud farts scare the Moloids. It's when the Moloids aren't scared that you should be worried.

I also want to see Tyrannus bury Spidey and Melvin alive in Subterranea graves, just for the image of an underground cemetery.

tyrannus' last hunt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Tyrannus posted:

Subterranea has the deepest graves on the planet!

Well... I mean, I guess technically he's not wrong....

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

GLADIATORS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


eew its all spoogey again

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