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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Gringostar posted:

morning thread

how are things with the insane orange clown posse this morning?

I think they've moved past the potential denial stage and just moved to the acceptance stage. Party over racism and all that.

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Lord of Pie posted:

Donny is the first president who was mad on the internet except in real life

modern-day presidential

buttchugging adderall
May 7, 2007

COME GET SOME

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

also lol because general purpose coal ain't happening in PA. metallurgical and other specialized coal yes, but PA can't compete with the dakotas on plain ol' coal for burning

the coal in PA is so good it's hot hot HOT!

(my family is from centralia)

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I'm the Eric Trump Foundation

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




please,,,clean the coal,,,,,,,,it's sitting here all dirty and big government is not letting it be scrubbed off,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





get a load of that dog btw

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Admiral Ray posted:

How much experience do you have cleaning coal?

not as much as shovelin' it

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Admiral Ray posted:

How much experience do you have cleaning coal?

can't you just clean it the same way you clean balls on a golf course?

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

think of all the jobs we could create
hire hundreds of people to take sponges and soap to coal mines

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Classical Muzak posted:

the coal in PA is so good it's hot hot HOT!

(my family is from centralia)

I still have family in Mt. Carmel so lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



eonwe posted:

has anything funny happened this morning

yeh everyone said city names but with scatalogical puns in em it was pretty funny

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Lol was this from that rally last night?

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
very underrated part of don's speech: when he called America a "lopdog"

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
how is nevada even a state

its the independent principality of las vegas and the pretender outpost of reno and nothing in between.

shameful state.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



maybe the next time he calls up haberman out of the blue she can get him to explain how they clean that coal

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





The Nastier Nate posted:

I'm the Eric Trump Foundation


No foundation here!!
\______

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I still have family in Mt. Carmel so lol

hahaha god drat that is miserable

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
What was last night's rally like?

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




please won't somebody think of the nasty, dirty coal that needs to be rinsed off

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
owns

https://twitter.com/vivianwmlee/status/900199556394209280

AstheWorldWorlds
May 4, 2011

The skull really highlights the death cult aspects of the message. Very nice.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

why does trump even care about clean coal if he doesn't believe in global warming

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Europeans scrub the dirt off their coal and they can store it anywhere, believe me folks. Europe is beating us, they're beating us in this and that's not right. we need to clean our coal, folks. we need to clean it off so we don't have to store it in refrigerators. it's a shame

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Squizzle posted:

johnny five panels

yeah the fifth panel is the end of hte world

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

eonwe posted:

has anything funny happened this morning

no

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
if sheriff joe gets a pardon, i think that means we all get 1 freebie crime to commit. i think i'll rob a bank or armored truck. nothing matters. the law included.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





shiksa posted:

how is nevada even a state

its the independent principality of las vegas and the pretender outpost of reno and nothing in between.

shameful state.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nevada_in_the_American_Civil_War

:sun:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think they got the last family out of centralia this year

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
acid wash the coal so simple

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

eonwe posted:

has anything funny happened this morning

trump tweeted the 14 words

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

logikv9 posted:

acid wash the coal so simple

That erases coal tho

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Jeb! Repetition posted:

What was last night's rally like?

A nightmare but you're awake.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
:hai: (except for the line about Edward Scissorhands. Simon is wrong about that.)

https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/status/900385571499069440

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Professional Coal Rinser

oi ah clean the coal, git before ah rinse yer 'ead

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

shiksa posted:

how is nevada even a state

its the independent principality of las vegas and the pretender outpost of reno and nothing in between.

shameful state.

makes you wonder why they are so opposed to yucca mountain hint: so they can get more free money

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





nevada is really quite nice

this message brought to you by the rest-of-nevada tourism board

:unsmith:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Admiral Ray posted:

That erases coal tho

exactly, now it's clean you're welcome America

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...




TwoStepBoog posted:

why does trump even care about clean coal if he doesn't believe in global warming

it's the only way for him to reliably talk about the coal industry and how big government is killing it unfairly even though it's safe and clean and beautiful and does nothing to the environment because thousands upon thousands of americans have gone in there to scrub the coal clean with toothbrushes and it's going to be so magical, you won't even believe how many americans get their jobs back from this

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
okay I took someone's advice and started a twitter feed for the headlines on the iPhone news app.

I don't know how to make it do it automatically so I'm going to probably tweet manually every morning since it only takes a couple minutes and I can do it over breakfast.

any ideas on how to make it better will be great since I'm social media stupid.

https://twitter.com/fauxheadlines/status/900385252966793217

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
*removes mountaintop*

*shovels coal into wheelbarrow and carts it to nearby mountain stream*

*dumps it in the stream and starts scrubbing, whistling a merry tune*

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