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Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was!
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Root Bear posted:Well, I couldn't run over there the way I was! Well, people kept ringin' the bell!
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Aug 18, 2017 05:20
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I'm sorry! This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime!
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Aug 18, 2017 23:47
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Imagined posted:I'm sorry! This is what comes from living under a Nazi regime! Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger here... 
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Aug 19, 2017 00:41
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potee posted:Anyway, the point I was making before Goebbels made your hamburger here... I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me "C'mon Sticl, go along, go along..."
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Capt. Sticl posted:I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me 'Tis a beautiful country, though. The lush rolling hills...and the peat! Ahhhh, the peat.
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Aug 19, 2017 01:03
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I'm getting a little uncomfortable with the Hitler stuff.
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Aug 19, 2017 01:04
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They get out of the way of our cars, we look the other way on the statue defecation.
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Aug 19, 2017 02:20
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ITT: some nice looking lugers
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Aug 19, 2017 02:33
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Gyshall posted:ITT: some nice looking lugers 12 gauge. Seems to be the most popular gauge.
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Aug 19, 2017 22:03
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My father's gauge!!
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Aug 20, 2017 07:16
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You stubborn, stupid, silly man!
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Aug 21, 2017 15:21
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I have been accused of wrongdoing. But these false accusations will not deter us! We WILL annex Poland by the spring, at any cost! And! Our stock will rise HIGH! 
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Aug 21, 2017 15:32
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Sash! posted:I have been accused of wrongdoing. But these false accusations will not deter us! We WILL annex Poland by the spring, at any cost! And! Our stock will rise HIGH! ...you're not gonna open with that, are you?
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Aug 21, 2017 15:34
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JethroMcB posted:...you're not gonna open with that, are you? We're playing a game here, buddy.
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Root Bear posted:We're playing a game here, buddy. Thread is game to you!? How about I take your little quote and - 
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Well, you got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is: You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the queen is old fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good.
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Aug 22, 2017 02:52
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Imagined posted:Well, you got no place to go. I'll tell you what your problem is: You brought your queen out too fast. What do you think? She's one of these feminists looking to get out of the house? No, the queen is old fashioned. Likes to stay home. Cook. Take care of her man. Make sure he feels good. Checkmate.
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Aug 22, 2017 03:48
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The Narrator posted:Checkmate. "I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty." "Well, why wouldn't I?" "Because the King is always in jeopardy!" "Ah, but it is only a game!" "Yes, of course...only a game."
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Aug 22, 2017 04:14
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Just a game. He's so humble. Don't forget what you wrote in the epilogue, the fate of the world depends on the outcome of this "game."
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JethroMcB posted:"I didn't know you enjoyed chess, your majesty." EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!
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The Narrator posted:EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL! Well you've made a long journey From Milan to Minsk ROCHELLE, ROCHELLE!
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She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win.
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Imagined posted:She is the most despicable woman I have ever met in my life. I have never been so repulsed by someone mentally and so attracted to them physically at the same time. It's like my brain is facing my penis in a chess game. And I'm letting him win. It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.
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Aug 22, 2017 13:50
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JethroMcB posted:Well you've made a long journey
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Aug 22, 2017 18:10
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potee posted:It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring. That's always the first question with you. Why is that always your focus?
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Aug 22, 2017 18:52
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JethroMcB posted:Well you've made a long journey You're soaking wet. Who are you? btw, Seinfeld's in universe movie lore is superb and one of my favorite things about the show
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Gyshall posted:You're soaking wet. Who are you? My name is George. I'm unemployed, and I live with my parents.
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Gyshall posted:btw, Seinfeld's in universe movie lore is superb and one of my favorite things about the show Hello, and welcome to Moviefone! Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Coming to theaters, this Friday: Kevin Bacon. Susan Sarandon. "YOU'VE GOT TO GET ME OVER THAT MOUNTAIN!" "NOOOOOO!" KRHSSSSH! AHHHHHH! There's no higher place than...Mountain High. Rated R. If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1.
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proooognosis negatiiveeeeee
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JethroMcB posted:Hello, and welcome to Moviefone! Brought to you by the New York Times and Hot 97. Hello, and welcome to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. Cosmo, Kramer, Apartment 5, B. You’re in big trouble, now. You’ve been stealing my business. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.”
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Gyshall posted:You're soaking wet. Who are you? I still want to see 'Chunnel'. I love that for every theatre outing, it was a fake movie, but they referenced real movies that were already released (Edward Scissorhands, The English Patient). I guess the only exception to that was Schindler's List. The Narrator posted:proooognosis negatiiveeeeee https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPsC60eLpxE Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Aug 23, 2017 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I still want to see 'Chunnel'. Well and the movie you mentioned. Oh. No. I can't do this any more. I can't. It's too long. Quit telling your stupid story, about the stupid desert, and just die already! Die!!
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Aug 23, 2017 17:14
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TMMadman posted:Well and the movie you mentioned. "You know, I never expected that movie to..." "END UNDERWATER?" "...be that long. Y'know, most action movies are..." "SO much more violent." "...not that long."
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'I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.'
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Thom and the Heads posted:'I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.' You can eat, but machines do everything else.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:
You were necking during Schindler's List?!
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Thom and the Heads posted:'I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other Side Of Darkness, and not wanting to be in a coma like that lady in the movie, hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, lung-blower, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.' I feel so rested and refreshed... get me a toothbrush!
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DrBouvenstein posted:You were necking during Schindler's List?! Yes! A more offensive spectacle I cannot recall. Anyway I just really came up to get some detergent.
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Electromax posted:I feel so rested and refreshed... get me a toothbrush! Ohhhh, I wanted to see that! Thanks a lot! ...How was Eric Roberts as the husband?
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